Challbaby82's definitions

Benjaminlike

To be strong as an ox, quick as a ninja and wily as a fox while naturally exhuding unsurpassed intelligence, undeniable charm, unique humor, unsurpassed whit, and utilizing an extremely broad set of skills that help in all aspects of life.

Girl 1: "Is that guy a superhero? He's sooo HOT!"
Girl 2: "No. He is just benjaminlike but I think he is ridiculously HOT as well!!"

by Challbaby82 June 28, 2016

laundry hell

Laundry hell is a laundry situation that has gotten utterly out of control. Huge piles of laundry are in every room. Sometimes even renting a small trailer in order to haul all of the laundry off to the laundry mat seems to be in order. During an extreme case a person could run an entire town out of quarters before it is over.

I've got so much laundry to do I feel like I've died and gone to laundry hell.

by Challbaby82 June 20, 2016

amphibious goddess

A woman who exhudes sex appeal on both land and in water. She has an innate ability to look like she could be either from the sea or from land. This is similar to a mermaid yet they are even better because they also walk among us.

Guy 1:"That girl sitting in the park is so damn sexy!"
Guy 2: "I know bro, I also saw her at the lake yesterday. She's definitely an amphibious goddess!"

by Challbaby82 June 28, 2016

psasian

Someone who suffers from Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome.

"That girl suffers from PSAS. She is a Psasian"

by Challbaby82 June 3, 2016

Psychological pipe

When someone mentally overpowers you in conversation trying to get to the bottom of your psyche and drunken you realizes their mind fuck, reversing their psychology you bring the conversation back to your realm. Thereby, acquiring the ability to say put that in your psychological pipe.

"Put that in your psychological pipe and smoke it!"

by Challbaby82 October 1, 2016

neuron jacking

It is possible for a person with less brain cells to hijack extra brain cells from a highly intelligent person. The most common method is when a guy sleeps with his girlfriend's head against his while sort of trapping her with his arms. When the person receiving the transfer wakes up they instantly feel smarter and know that it worked. The girlfriend will wake up feeling the same because her neurons and glial cells regenerate at a very rapid rate. This is a symbiotic relationship because the girl is just as smart yet her boyfriend isn't quite as dumb and she doesn't have to put up with his dumb ass as much.

"Im much smarter today. I think the neuron jacking worked last night "

by Challbaby82 June 8, 2016

hearthopen

When you are close to being heartbroken and you see that there is a better way. You see that you could be hearthopen if you are patient and kind.

The Bee and the H were close to being heartbroken, but instead they chose to be Hearthopen

by Challbaby82 March 20, 2019