Challbaby82's definitions

hearthopen

When you are close to being heartbroken and you see that there is a better way. You see that you could be hearthopen if you are patient and kind.

The Bee and the H were close to being heartbroken, but instead they chose to be Hearthopen

by Challbaby82 March 20, 2019

situation vixen

When dealing with the situation there are two options. You can either do the situation walk or you can turn to the situation vixen and she will take care of the situation for you.

"I'm so glad I don't have to do the situation walk because the situation vixen is nearby!"

by Challbaby82 June 3, 2016

hot girlfriend loco

A temporary state of insanity that happens when a guy realizes he has a super hot girlfriend. It is usually quite unpredictable what he will do or say during a serious case of hot girlfriend loco.

"He has either lost his mind or is just hot girlfriend loco."

by Challbaby82 June 3, 2016

antifun nazi

Someone who doesn't like to go to fiesta bowl football games because they are too afraid they might have fun

Clarissa doesn't want to go to the fiesta bowl. She is an antifun nazi

by Challbaby82 December 11, 2024

amphibious goddess

A woman who exhudes sex appeal on both land and in water. She has an innate ability to look like she could be either from the sea or from land. This is similar to a mermaid yet they are even better because they also walk among us.

Guy 1:"That girl sitting in the park is so damn sexy!"
Guy 2: "I know bro, I also saw her at the lake yesterday. She's definitely an amphibious goddess!"

by Challbaby82 June 28, 2016

laundry hell

Laundry hell is a laundry situation that has gotten utterly out of control. Huge piles of laundry are in every room. Sometimes even renting a small trailer in order to haul all of the laundry off to the laundry mat seems to be in order. During an extreme case a person could run an entire town out of quarters before it is over.

I've got so much laundry to do I feel like I've died and gone to laundry hell.

by Challbaby82 June 20, 2016

Benjaminlike

To be strong as an ox, quick as a ninja and wily as a fox while naturally exhuding unsurpassed intelligence, undeniable charm, unique humor, unsurpassed whit, and utilizing an extremely broad set of skills that help in all aspects of life.

Girl 1: "Is that guy a superhero? He's sooo HOT!"
Girl 2: "No. He is just benjaminlike but I think he is ridiculously HOT as well!!"

by Challbaby82 June 28, 2016