Challbaby82's definitions

laundry hell

Laundry hell is a laundry situation that has gotten utterly out of control. Huge piles of laundry are in every room. Sometimes even renting a small trailer in order to haul all of the laundry off to the laundry mat seems to be in order. During an extreme case a person could run an entire town out of quarters before it is over.

I've got so much laundry to do I feel like I've died and gone to laundry hell.

by Challbaby82 June 20, 2016

amphibious goddess

A woman who exhudes sex appeal on both land and in water. She has an innate ability to look like she could be either from the sea or from land. This is similar to a mermaid yet they are even better because they also walk among us.

Guy 1:"That girl sitting in the park is so damn sexy!"
Guy 2: "I know bro, I also saw her at the lake yesterday. She's definitely an amphibious goddess!"

by Challbaby82 June 28, 2016

Gorgeous guru

When an absolutely insanely gorgeous beautiful woman is intensely staring at her computer and learning like a guru. It's a total package if she is gorgeous ad intelligent.

My fiance is a total gorgeous guru. I watch football and she learns things in her computer at the same time. This usually results in a symbiotic relationship.

by Challbaby82 October 1, 2016

hearthopen

When you are close to being heartbroken and you see that there is a better way. You see that you could be hearthopen if you are patient and kind.

The Bee and the H were close to being heartbroken, but instead they chose to be Hearthopen

by Challbaby82 March 20, 2019

man boycott

When someone is devastated that the only man for her lives really far away and invited her to the fiesta bowl so she shuts down and denies all 4 billion men on the planet the chance for a date because she knows none of them are as good as Benjamin

Clarissa got asked to the fiesta bowl by a smoking hot man so she said that's it .. I'm in a man boycott now it's only chics from now on. 😊

by Challbaby82 December 11, 2024

situation vixen

When dealing with the situation there are two options. You can either do the situation walk or you can turn to the situation vixen and she will take care of the situation for you.

"I'm so glad I don't have to do the situation walk because the situation vixen is nearby!"

by Challbaby82 June 3, 2016

Mississippi firecracker

When you are fucking a chic and she squirts out of her ass a little poo.

"Damn girl! That was a Mississippi firecracker!"

by Challbaby82 June 24, 2016