Challbaby82's definitions

Hot girlfriend loco

A temporary state of insanity that happens when a guy realizes he has a super hot girlfriend. It is usually quite unpredictable what he will do or say during a serious case of hot girlfriend loco.

"He has either lost his mind or he is just hot girlfriend loco."

by Challbaby82 June 3, 2016

man boycott

When someone is devastated that the only man for her lives really far away and invited her to the fiesta bowl so she shuts down and denies all 4 billion men on the planet the chance for a date because she knows none of them are as good as Benjamin

Clarissa got asked to the fiesta bowl by a smoking hot man so she said that's it .. I'm in a man boycott now it's only chics from now on. 😊

by Challbaby82 December 11, 2024

situation vixen

When dealing with the situation there are two options. You can either do the situation walk or you can turn to the situation vixen and she will take care of the situation for you.

"I'm so glad I don't have to do the situation walk because the situation vixen is nearby!"

by Challbaby82 June 3, 2016

Gorgeous guru

When an absolutely insanely gorgeous beautiful woman is intensely staring at her computer and learning like a guru. It's a total package if she is gorgeous ad intelligent.

My fiance is a total gorgeous guru. I watch football and she learns things in her computer at the same time. This usually results in a symbiotic relationship.

by Challbaby82 October 1, 2016

hearthopen

When you are close to being heartbroken and you see that there is a better way. You see that you could be hearthopen if you are patient and kind.

The Bee and the H were close to being heartbroken, but instead they chose to be Hearthopen

by Challbaby82 March 20, 2019

syrdown

The opposite of syrup or the lack thereof.

I'll take a venti mocha frappuccino syrdown.

by Challbaby82 February 13, 2019

brain cell transfer

When sleeping during the night if a guy has an overly intelligent girlfriend it is possible to steal a few brain cells from his girlfriend if their heads are touching each other in just the right way. She will wake up just as intelligent because she has an endless supply of brain cells however the guy will wake up feeling smarter every time. It also helps the transfer if the guy is holding on to her almost like he is trapping her in his arms.

"I feel smarter today. I think that brain cell transfer worked."

by Challbaby82 June 8, 2016