Challbaby82's definitions

neuron jacking

It is possible for a person with less brain cells to hijack extra brain cells from a highly intelligent person. The most common method is when a guy sleeps with his girlfriend's head against his while sort of trapping her with his arms. When the person receiving the transfer wakes up they instantly feel smarter and know that it worked. The girlfriend will wake up feeling the same because her neurons and glial cells regenerate at a very rapid rate. This is a symbiotic relationship because the girl is just as smart yet her boyfriend isn't quite as dumb and she doesn't have to put up with his dumb ass as much.

"Im much smarter today. I think the neuron jacking worked last night "

by Challbaby82 June 8, 2016

amphibious goddess

A woman who exhudes sex appeal on both land and in water. She has an innate ability to look like she could be either from the sea or from land. This is similar to a mermaid yet they are even better because they also walk among us.

Guy 1:"That girl sitting in the park is so damn sexy!"
Guy 2: "I know bro, I also saw her at the lake yesterday. She's definitely an amphibious goddess!"

by Challbaby82 June 28, 2016

laundry hell

Laundry hell is a laundry situation that has gotten utterly out of control. Huge piles of laundry are in every room. Sometimes even renting a small trailer in order to haul all of the laundry off to the laundry mat seems to be in order. During an extreme case a person could run an entire town out of quarters before it is over.

I've got so much laundry to do I feel like I've died and gone to laundry hell.

by Challbaby82 June 20, 2016

concrete splooge

When the concrete pump hopper becomes low and the mixer driver is washing out into the hopper when he is not supposed to The pump operator notices and splooges concrete all over his face and truck. The concrete money shot.

Guy 1: Hey look mixer drivers washing out in your hopper again
Pump operator: "Time for the concrete splooge!" Pumps the water all out the back and all over the concrete truck

by Challbaby82 September 17, 2019

syrdown

The opposite of syrup or the lack thereof.

I'll take a venti mocha frappuccino syrdown.

by Challbaby82 February 13, 2019

brain cell transfer

When sleeping during the night if a guy has an overly intelligent girlfriend it is possible to steal a few brain cells from his girlfriend if their heads are touching each other in just the right way. She will wake up just as intelligent because she has an endless supply of brain cells however the guy will wake up feeling smarter every time. It also helps the transfer if the guy is holding on to her almost like he is trapping her in his arms.

"I feel smarter today. I think that brain cell transfer worked."

by Challbaby82 June 8, 2016

Benjaminlike

To be strong as an ox, quick as a ninja and wily as a fox while naturally exhuding unsurpassed intelligence, undeniable charm, unique humor, unsurpassed whit, and utilizing an extremely broad set of skills that help in all aspects of life.

Girl 1: "Is that guy a superhero? He's sooo HOT!"
Girl 2: "No. He is just benjaminlike but I think he is ridiculously HOT as well!!"

by Challbaby82 June 28, 2016