Cds's definitions

metagame

Term used for card games. The act of changing your deck around to counter the majority of decks in the local tournament area.

The metagame in my area seems to battle against my type of deck.

by Cds February 18, 2003

Pocket g's

The nuts. Used mostly for Texas Hold 'Em. It is common for people to say "gg" after knocking someone out. When this occurs, the one who won the pot held Pocket g's for the nuts.
Any two cards can be pocket g's.

*** RIVER *** 9c 4c 6s 2h 9d
Villain: bets 9402 and is all in
Hero: calls 9402
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Villain: shows Th Td (Two pair, Tens and Nines)
Hero: shows 9h 4s (Full house, Nines full of Fours)
Hero collected 19304 from pot
Hero: gg

Hero held Pocket g's with 49o

by Cds January 1, 2008

Josh

a really sweet guy with an optimistic personality. He has total swag and
is fun to be around. Smart, funny, and has complete awesomeness and always

knows how to cheer someone up. Can be the best guy friend you'll ever have!

person: "who's the guy with the awesome swag?"
person: "oh yeah that would be josh!"

by CDS October 23, 2013

landmine

The part of a downloaded mp3 where it fucks up and sounds like a cat scratching a chalkboard. It's even worse when you have the music really loud. And it's even worse than that when you somehow accidentally burn it on a CD.

Fuck the RIAA those dumb idiots, they put another landmine in this mp3!

by Cds February 4, 2004

bad beat

In poker, usually, it is when you lose a hand that seemed like it was going to win to a person who got extremely lucky.

Usually followed by a very pointless bad beat story

The biggest bad beat I can remember is when I had pocket queens and the flop was:

Q44. The other guy had KJ and caught two runner Kings for the higher full house.

I was 99.4% favored to win the pot.

by Cds April 18, 2005

sploof

(v) The act of losing a monstrous marijuana hit (usually from a bong).
(adj) A wasted marijuana hit.
(n) A device made to conceal marijuana odors, usually made by kids in their college dorm rooms to afraid to go find a place outside to blaze.

1. Jeff: Yo you've been chiefin on that bong for like 1 hour.
Frank starts laughing and blows the smoke out without getting a hit.
Jeff: You just sploofed a gargantuan hit.

2. Jeff: I'm trying to breathe in all this sploof smoke you just exhaled.

3. Frank: Remember that time we almost got caught in our dorm room because our sploof wasn't working correctly?
Jeff: hahaah yeah. You just made me sploof this hit you idiot.

by Cds October 26, 2005

ground

see the ground for complete definition.

Look above to understand what I mean

by Cds September 23, 2004