Cds's definitions

scored

v. Getting disqualified from any sort of event due to faulty rulings on the group of people who are running the event.

I just got scored out of playing the rest of the even.

by Cds February 18, 2003

obv

Now a popular expression in the online poker world, "obv" (abbreviation from obviously) is often said after a losing hand; usually accompanied by a bad beat.

*** SHOW DOWN ***
Nubly123: shows Qh Jd (a flush, Jack high)
Pokerpro233: shows Ac As (a pair, Aces)
Nubly123 collected 10140 from pot
Pokerpro233 said, "obv"

by Cds October 20, 2006

b8ing

abbr. Masturbating

I think Tim is in the bathtub b8ing.

by Cds February 19, 2003

roffles

Rolling on the floor laughings

Cole Hutto - "BOOMSTICK AND BEEFCAKE

Jimmy Watson - "Roffles!"

by Cds January 17, 2004

bucket spells

Nick name given to rednecks or country bumpkins that play Magic the Gathering. Usually outside on their rickety front porch playing on buckets.

Hey Nabe, let's play some bucket spells. dengalenglinglinngaa

by Cds September 13, 2004

the ground

nickname for alcohol.

Word origin is when Jesse Zeller was at a party in which he drunkenly blurted out, "All You Need Is The Ground". Soon after that, people at that party started calling alcohol, the ground.

Jesse: COLE!!!!
Cole: what?!
Jesse: All you need is the ground

by Cds September 23, 2004

bad beat story

Someone who just lost a hand (usually in poker) and will bemoan about it to anyone who listens online.

Most of the time, the listeners do not give a shit about the other person's bad beat.

See bad beat

Noob at poker: My 2-7 offsuit lost to AA when the flop came 2-7-9. The turn was a 9!! HOW LUCKY CAN HE GET?

Good person at poker: Like I care.

by Cds April 18, 2005