Carl Willis's definitions
Contraction of "I'm gonna," itself a contraction of "I am going to." A common element in Ebonics dialogue.
by Carl Willis October 31, 2005
Get the I'mamug. n. (1) Cocaine, particularly the fine powder of higher purity that is preferred for snorting by the wealthy. However, it CAN sometimes refer to crack rock in the ghetto.
(2) The mixture of partially hydrogenated, synthetic, spun fats and corn sweeteners that constitutes the standard filling in an Oreo cookie.
(2) The mixture of partially hydrogenated, synthetic, spun fats and corn sweeteners that constitutes the standard filling in an Oreo cookie.
Her friends always knew that Courtney Love had a predilection for the white stuff.
Cop: Do you have anything on you that I need to know about?
Demetrius: Naw man, we doin' it all proper this time...NAW, whatchu wanna look in there for, man...SHIT that ain'tcho bidness man...
Cop: What's this? (pulls out a sack of crack rocks.)
Demetrius: (Sigh) That's the white stuff, just a little. I'm sorry officah. I ain't never gonna...
Cop: Looks more yellow that white. Did you cook this up, Demetrius? Be honest with me now.
Demetrius: Yessah. Mostly bakin' soda an' some chalk an' some Rat-B-Gone. I'm really sorry officah. I ain't ever gonna...
Cop: (Puts "Big D" into cruiser.) Watch your head there son.
Cop: Do you have anything on you that I need to know about?
Demetrius: Naw man, we doin' it all proper this time...NAW, whatchu wanna look in there for, man...SHIT that ain'tcho bidness man...
Cop: What's this? (pulls out a sack of crack rocks.)
Demetrius: (Sigh) That's the white stuff, just a little. I'm sorry officah. I ain't never gonna...
Cop: Looks more yellow that white. Did you cook this up, Demetrius? Be honest with me now.
Demetrius: Yessah. Mostly bakin' soda an' some chalk an' some Rat-B-Gone. I'm really sorry officah. I ain't ever gonna...
Cop: (Puts "Big D" into cruiser.) Watch your head there son.
by Carl Willis August 26, 2004
Get the the white stuffmug. n. (Military jargon) The essential workings of a nuclear or thermonuclear weapon. The "physics package" is designed by scientists at a weapons lab and comprises all the nuclear reactants used in the device, such as plutonium, lithium deuteride, etc. The military then decides how to deploy it (missiles, bombs, backpacks).
Military weaponeer: "The B-66A is an advanced, bunker-busting, anti-raghead weapon that is based on the Los Alamos E-1337 physics package. The guidance system uses a special neural network code to identify and deliver the device against brown-skinned persons of the Muslim persuasion..."
Dick Cheney: (Evil grin) "We're pleased with your rapid progress. The so-called "Ramadan" starts next month!"
Dick Cheney: (Evil grin) "We're pleased with your rapid progress. The so-called "Ramadan" starts next month!"
by Carl Willis October 17, 2004
Get the physics packagemug. V. To make larger, usu. in the context of a takeout order placed with a dining establishment.
Adj. Larger than expected, necessary, or appropriate.
Adj. Larger than expected, necessary, or appropriate.
Fast food clerk: What can I get you today?
John Q. Lardass: I'll have a triple bacon cheeseburger, supersize that please...two Biggie Fries, supersize of course, a two-liter Coke...a supersize chocolate shake....
Southwest Airlines clerk: What can I do for you?
John Q. Lardass: I need a ticket to Dallas.
Clerk: That will be one supersize ticket to Dallas, $850 please.
John Q. Lardass: What!!?
Clerk: Sir, customers must pay for all the seats they occupy. I see you are still gorging on your supersize fries, so don't try that "glandular disorder" crap with us today. Take some goddamn personal responsibility.
John Q. Lardass: I'll have a triple bacon cheeseburger, supersize that please...two Biggie Fries, supersize of course, a two-liter Coke...a supersize chocolate shake....
Southwest Airlines clerk: What can I do for you?
John Q. Lardass: I need a ticket to Dallas.
Clerk: That will be one supersize ticket to Dallas, $850 please.
John Q. Lardass: What!!?
Clerk: Sir, customers must pay for all the seats they occupy. I see you are still gorging on your supersize fries, so don't try that "glandular disorder" crap with us today. Take some goddamn personal responsibility.
by Carl Willis August 4, 2004
Get the supersizemug. adj.
1. Pertaining to the atomic nukulus
2. Pertaining to a weapon typically made out of "yew-ray-nee-um," what blows up real good, an' done half near kill the whole goddamn planet!
1. Pertaining to the atomic nukulus
2. Pertaining to a weapon typically made out of "yew-ray-nee-um," what blows up real good, an' done half near kill the whole goddamn planet!
1) Grammaw: Jimmy-Ray, what did they learn you in skiewl today?
Jimmy: We did science, Grammaw. We done learned all about the Creation, and even sumthin' about this little bitty thing called the atomic nukulus.
2) "Saddam Hussein recently sought large quantities of uranium from Africa, so he could cook him up a mess of nukular bombs for to blow up the whole Godly nation of Texas." -Dubya
Jimmy: We did science, Grammaw. We done learned all about the Creation, and even sumthin' about this little bitty thing called the atomic nukulus.
2) "Saddam Hussein recently sought large quantities of uranium from Africa, so he could cook him up a mess of nukular bombs for to blow up the whole Godly nation of Texas." -Dubya
by Carl Willis February 10, 2004
Get the nukularmug. Adj. Having an absence of faeces in one's colon, typically due to involuntary discharge of the bowels from extreme fright.
"After hearing what happened to bad little boys at Old English Preparatory Academy, William was scared shitless."
by Carl Willis November 16, 2004
Get the shitlessmug. n. (Can be disparaging) The Japanese.
The term's origin was in World War II, when it was often used by Americans in the context of decrying the perceived treachery, cunning, and craziness of the Japanese.
The term's origin was in World War II, when it was often used by Americans in the context of decrying the perceived treachery, cunning, and craziness of the Japanese.
Joe: "Did you know that in Japan, you can buy a 14-year-old's used panties from a vending machine?"
Bob: "Those crazy nips."
Bob: "Those crazy nips."
by Carl Willis August 25, 2004
Get the the nipsmug.