Menstrual Facial

A face full of any king of red sauce, like barbecue, ketchup, or wing sauce. The person's mouth area ends up looking like a bloody vagina, especially if the person has facial hair.

Joe ended up with a Menstrual Facial after finishing his plate of Buffalo Wings.

by Carl Stawicki February 02, 2009

Urinal Yacker

Someone who insists on starting small talk while standing at the urinal.

Joe the Urinal Yacker makes others feel awkward while taking a piss.

by Carl Stawicki February 08, 2009

Autobum

The seam down the back of a tight skirt on a woman whose ass is full of cellulite. The seam follows the line of her ass crack, thus resembling the Autobahn.

Mary may have looked good in that skirt in 1988, but today she’s sporting a Autobum.

by Carl Stawicki February 06, 2009

Ankle Bracelets

Hoop earrings that are large enough to fit the wearer's feet through, thus pinning their feet behind their head.

Mary's hoop earrings are so big they can be used as ankle bracelets.

by Carl Stawicki October 07, 2009

Lipshit

Lipstick or other lip crud that accumulates on a person's coffee mug, soda can, drinking straw, etc.

The lipshit on that can of Tab came from Mary's lipstick.

by Carl Stawicki June 07, 2009

Damone

A man who abandons a woman he impregnated. Named after the character Mike Damone from the movie Fast Times at Ridgemont High. After impregnating the character Stacy, he first promises to help pay for an abortion but later reneges.

Stacy found out the hard way that Mike was nothing more than a Damone when he bailed on her after knocking her up.

by Carl Stawicki June 14, 2011

Shitquestered

To be constipated, i.e. your shit cannot come out. (shit + sequestered)

Joe had to take some laxative because he was shitquestered.

by Carl Stawicki February 02, 2009