Carl Stawicki's definitions

Damone

A man who abandons a woman he impregnated. Named after the character Mike Damone from the movie Fast Times at Ridgemont High. After impregnating the character Stacy, he first promises to help pay for an abortion but later reneges.

Stacy found out the hard way that Mike was nothing more than a Damone when he bailed on her after knocking her up.

by Carl Stawicki June 14, 2011

WIC Chick

A girl who's on the gub'ment welfare program known as WIC (Women, infants, and children).

Brittany had to become a WIC Chick after getting knocked up again.

by Carl Stawicki May 2, 2010

Ankle Bracelets

Hoop earrings that are large enough to fit the wearer's feet through, thus pinning their feet behind their head.

Mary's hoop earrings are so big they can be used as ankle bracelets.

by Carl Stawicki October 7, 2009

Lipshit

Lipstick or other lip crud that accumulates on a person's coffee mug, soda can, drinking straw, etc.

The lipshit on that can of Tab came from Mary's lipstick.

by Carl Stawicki June 7, 2009

DigiCom

Short for "Digital Communist," someone who believes in the equal distribution of digital assets and who thinks they're entitled to the intellectual property of others.

File sharers and software pirates are nothing more than digicoms.

by Carl Stawicki April 7, 2009

Urinal Yacker

Someone who insists on starting small talk while standing at the urinal.

Joe the Urinal Yacker makes others feel awkward while taking a piss.

by Carl Stawicki February 8, 2009

Autobum

The seam down the back of a tight skirt on a woman whose ass is full of cellulite. The seam follows the line of her ass crack, thus resembling the Autobahn.

Mary may have looked good in that skirt in 1988, but today she’s sporting a Autobum.

by Carl Stawicki February 6, 2009