DigiCom

Short for "Digital Communist," someone who believes in the equal distribution of digital assets and who thinks they're entitled to the intellectual property of others.
File sharers and software pirates are nothing more than digicoms.
by Carl Stawicki April 07, 2009
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Shitquestered

To be constipated, i.e. your shit cannot come out. (shit + sequestered)

Joe had to take some laxative because he was shitquestered.
by Carl Stawicki February 03, 2009
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Autobum

The seam down the back of a tight skirt on a woman whose ass is full of cellulite. The seam follows the line of her ass crack, thus resembling the Autobahn.
Mary may have looked good in that skirt in 1988, but today she’s sporting a Autobum.
by Carl Stawicki February 06, 2009
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Ankle Bracelets

Hoop earrings that are large enough to fit the wearer's feet through, thus pinning their feet behind their head.
Mary's hoop earrings are so big they can be used as ankle bracelets.
by Carl Stawicki October 07, 2009
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Lipshit

Lipstick or other lip crud that accumulates on a person's coffee mug, soda can, drinking straw, etc.
The lipshit on that can of Tab came from Mary's lipstick.
by Carl Stawicki June 08, 2009
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Menstrual Facial

A face full of any king of red sauce, like barbecue, ketchup, or wing sauce. The person's mouth area ends up looking like a bloody vagina, especially if the person has facial hair.
Joe ended up with a Menstrual Facial after finishing his plate of Buffalo Wings.
by Carl Stawicki February 02, 2009
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Polseur

A combination of "polite" and "poseur," a Polseur is a person who acts overly nice to others when they do not really mean it. The worst type of Polseur is a woman who acts too nice to a man, thus leading him on.
After Joe was rejected by Mary, he realized she was nothing more than a Polseur for exuding artificial niceness to him.
by Carl Stawicki February 02, 2009
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