Carl Stawicki's definitions

Urinal Yacker

Someone who insists on starting small talk while standing at the urinal.

Joe the Urinal Yacker makes others feel awkward while taking a piss.

by Carl Stawicki February 8, 2009

Autobum

The seam down the back of a tight skirt on a woman whose ass is full of cellulite. The seam follows the line of her ass crack, thus resembling the Autobahn.

Mary may have looked good in that skirt in 1988, but today she’s sporting a Autobum.

by Carl Stawicki February 6, 2009

Lipshit

Lipstick or other lip crud that accumulates on a person's coffee mug, soda can, drinking straw, etc.

The lipshit on that can of Tab came from Mary's lipstick.

by Carl Stawicki June 7, 2009

Polseur

A combination of "polite" and "poseur," a Polseur is a person who acts overly nice to others when they do not really mean it. The worst type of Polseur is a woman who acts too nice to a man, thus leading him on.

After Joe was rejected by Mary, he realized she was nothing more than a Polseur for exuding artificial niceness to him.

by Carl Stawicki February 2, 2009

Bipartisan Blowout

The act of having diarrhea and puking at the same time, which requires the two ends of your body to cooperate against you.

Joe was soooo sick, he had a Bipartisan Blowout.

by Carl Stawicki February 2, 2009

Damone

A man who abandons a woman he impregnated. Named after the character Mike Damone from the movie Fast Times at Ridgemont High. After impregnating the character Stacy, he first promises to help pay for an abortion but later reneges.

Stacy found out the hard way that Mike was nothing more than a Damone when he bailed on her after knocking her up.

by Carl Stawicki June 14, 2011

Shitquestered

To be constipated, i.e. your shit cannot come out. (shit + sequestered)

Joe had to take some laxative because he was shitquestered.

by Carl Stawicki February 2, 2009