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Lipshit

Lipstick or other lip crud that accumulates on a person's coffee mug, soda can, drinking straw, etc.
The lipshit on that can of Tab came from Mary's lipstick.
by Carl Stawicki June 7, 2009
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Ankle Bracelets

Hoop earrings that are large enough to fit the wearer's feet through, thus pinning their feet behind their head.
Mary's hoop earrings are so big they can be used as ankle bracelets.
by Carl Stawicki October 7, 2009
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WIC Chick

A girl who's on the gub'ment welfare program known as WIC (Women, infants, and children).
Brittany had to become a WIC Chick after getting knocked up again.
by Carl Stawicki May 2, 2010
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DigiCom

Short for "Digital Communist," someone who believes in the equal distribution of digital assets and who thinks they're entitled to the intellectual property of others.
File sharers and software pirates are nothing more than digicoms.
by Carl Stawicki April 7, 2009
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Mayonnaise Ma'am

Noun. A woman with a skinny ass that has no shape. "Mayonnaise" is a slur for "man ass."
You know a woman is a Mayonnaise Ma'am when you see her from behind and mistake her for a man. Hip-huggers fit her like a sock.
by Carl Stawicki August 8, 2008
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Goose Stepper

Someone who blindly follows a political or religious movement for the sake of nationalism or imposing their views onto others. The term refers the way Nazis used to march in line with each other. A Goose Stepper is similar to a "kool-aid" drinker.
Many devout supporters of the Republican or Democratic parties are nothing more than goose steppers.
by Carl Stawicki January 16, 2009
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Looking Flash

A twist on book title “Beyond the Looking Glass,” the term refers to the reflection of the camera flash that occurs when someone takes a self portrait while holding the camera up in the mirror. The flash reflects off the mirror and becomes the dominant subject. These cliché self-portraits are used excessively on social networking profiles.
Alice tried to take a picture of herself in the mirror, but only ended up with another Looking Flash.
by Carl Stawicki January 26, 2009
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