Definitions by Captain Slappy

Floater 

A dead body found in the water.

The Coast Guard pulled another floater out of the river today.

Floater by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Splasher 

One who commits suicide by jumping off of a bridge

I sa another splasher jump of the Dames Point Bridge today.

Splasher by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Hanger 

To take a shit.

Man my stomach hurts, I'm going to take a hanger.

Hanger by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Piss Nuts 

A term for someone who's dick is so small they piss on thier nuts.

That Guy's junk is so small he's piss nuts.

Piss Nuts by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Donald Duck Navy 

Another term for the United States Coast Guard.

The Donald Duck Navy picked up 25 more Cubans floating on a 55 chevy in the Gulf of Mexico.

Donald Duck Navy by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Blow Boat 

Another term for a sailboat

The blow boat is stranded due to no wind today.

Blow Boat by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Bodda

Bodda was Kurt Cobain's imaganary friend when he was a child.

Hello Bodda

Bodda by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008