Ghetto Flakes

When you don't have any milk and you put sugar water on your Corn Flakes.

Damn, no milk!! I guess its going to ghetto flakes this morning.

by Captain Slappy August 01, 2008

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Get the Ghetto Flakesmug.

Donald Duck Navy

Another term for the United States Coast Guard.

The Donald Duck Navy picked up 25 more Cubans floating on a 55 chevy in the Gulf of Mexico.

by Captain Slappy August 01, 2008

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Get the Donald Duck Navymug.

Floater

A dead body found in the water.

The Coast Guard pulled another floater out of the river today.

by Captain Slappy August 01, 2008

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Get the Floatermug.

Hanger

To take a shit.

Man my stomach hurts, I'm going to take a hanger.

by Captain Slappy August 01, 2008

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Get the Hangermug.

Keel Hauled

A punishment aboard a ship or boat in which the offenders arms are tied to two seperate ropes. He is then thrown off of the ships bow and hauled under the ships keel (bottom) from bow to stern. Ships keels are covered with barnnicals which are sharp ans shred skin. Half the sailors do not survive this punishment due to drowning or loss of blood.

The Ships Bosan's Mate is going to be keel hauled by the Captain for stealin rum.

by Captain Slappy August 02, 2008

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