Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Captain Slappy

Floater

The Coast Guard pulled another floater out of the river today.

One who commits suicide by jumping off of a bridge

I sa another splasher jump of the Dames Point Bridge today.

To take a shit.

Man my stomach hurts, I'm going to take a hanger.

A term for someone who's dick is so small they piss on thier nuts.

That Guy's junk is so small he's piss nuts.

The Donald Duck Navy picked up 25 more Cubans floating on a 55 chevy in the Gulf of Mexico.

The blow boat is stranded due to no wind today.

Bodda was Kurt Cobain's imaganary friend when he was a child.

Hello Bodda