Captain Slappy's definitions

Sexame Street Freak

Some one who wants to have sex with Sesame Street Characters.

Man I'm suck a Sexame street freak, I would love to stick my mushroom tip in that hot ass Elmo.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Maranaise

What black people call mayonaise.

Gimme extra maranaise on my samich.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Cracker Dog

When someone goes crazy, braking stuff and cursing. Very pissed off, flipped put.

Tyron fround Laquida in bed with Leroy and went totally cracker dog.

by Captain Slappy August 2, 2008

Blow Boat

Another term for a sailboat

The blow boat is stranded due to no wind today.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Dirty Jewish Pirate

When you are recieving head, pull out and squirt her in the eye. Then kick her in the shin. When she's hobbling around with one eye, you steal her purse and run.

I banged a highclass callgirl and made money in the deal, I gave her a Dirty Jewish Pirate.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Silky Massage

To finger a females vagina

I gave Jennifer the silky massage last night in the movie theater,

by Captain Slappy August 2, 2008

Keel Hauled

A punishment aboard a ship or boat in which the offenders arms are tied to two seperate ropes. He is then thrown off of the ships bow and hauled under the ships keel (bottom) from bow to stern. Ships keels are covered with barnnicals which are sharp ans shred skin. Half the sailors do not survive this punishment due to drowning or loss of blood.

The Ships Bosan's Mate is going to be keel hauled by the Captain for stealin rum.

by Captain Slappy August 2, 2008