Captain AWESOME's definitions
Liberace holdong hands with elton john, marching next to a purple, upsidedown, triangle shaped float in a homosexual rights parade while waving a rainbow flag, is not as gay as that boy.
by Captain Awesome May 15, 2006
Get the Liberacemug. Basicly, me I am Captain Awesome. I reign supreme over all awesome, awesomeness, and anything to do with awesome. I am the one and only , the original, many have atempted to copy, none have succeeded.
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captainawesome1.tripod.com
Spencer: Dude, how in the hell did you get mud on the roof of your truck?
Captain Awesome: I am Captain Awesome, thats how.
Captain Awesome: I am Captain Awesome, thats how.
by Captain Awesome February 24, 2005
Get the Captain Awesomemug. a belly button ring. When they are worn in the normal fashion they will sometimes get caught on things, things such as mens clothing when they are dirty dancing. Then they get painfully pulled around like a trailer, hence; bitch hitch.
Also, generally is a tell tail to the type of girl she is, similar to the tramp stamp, and tongue rings. It generally means the woman in question puts out.
Also, generally is a tell tail to the type of girl she is, similar to the tramp stamp, and tongue rings. It generally means the woman in question puts out.
by Captain Awesome October 29, 2007
Get the Bitch Hitchmug. Synonymous with honky
by Captain Awesome April 3, 2005
Get the fishbellymug. refering to the amount of wang. either received, given or in existence.
Me and Max my old sweedish foreign exchange student buddy came up with that word when we were joking around in band class.
Me and Max my old sweedish foreign exchange student buddy came up with that word when we were joking around in band class.
I gave her some serious wangage last night.
theres way to much wangage in this joint, lets find some titty.
I have got some serious wangage down south.
theres way to much wangage in this joint, lets find some titty.
I have got some serious wangage down south.
by Captain Awesome February 24, 2005
Get the wangagemug. Dude 1; Did you see Stephanie last night? She was sporting tummy tackle.
Dude 2; Oh man, when did she get a bitch hitch? I wonder if she puts out...maybe she's not such a waist of time.
Dude 2; Oh man, when did she get a bitch hitch? I wonder if she puts out...maybe she's not such a waist of time.
by Captain Awesome October 29, 2007
Get the tummy tacklemug. by Captain Awesome March 7, 2005
Get the nubbletmug.