Captain AWESOME's definitions

fishbelly

Synonymous with honky

Get the f*** outta my house, fishbelly, before I bust a cap in yo fool ass!

by Captain Awesome April 3, 2005

Bitch Hitch

a belly button ring. When they are worn in the normal fashion they will sometimes get caught on things, things such as mens clothing when they are dirty dancing. Then they get painfully pulled around like a trailer, hence; bitch hitch.

Also, generally is a tell tail to the type of girl she is, similar to the tramp stamp, and tongue rings. It generally means the woman in question puts out.

I am glad Susie took her bitch hitch out, I never liked that look.

by Captain Awesome October 29, 2007

MIT

Massachusetts Institute of Technology

I attend school at MIT.

by Captain Awesome August 30, 2003

nine-ball

dork, loser, clueless idiot

Albert is a total nine-ball.

by Captain Awesome October 27, 2003

shwarmp

the sound a ray gun makes when it fires, like of star trek.

look out you fucking clingon! *shwarmp!*

by Captain Awesome March 17, 2004

jumbo jack

Another terrible invention of corperate america, a lousy damn sandwich. Though, it is one of the most entertaining sandwiches ever invented. IE, Ask any native american what that dollar sandwich is from jack in the box. native american would reply; A Yumbo Yack? Or there's always the mexican pronunciation; Humbo Hack. Equaly hillarious. If if your really lucky , you can get them to say "Yack in the box"

You; Hey, Chief running water, what do you want from jack in the box?

Chief running water; OH, Yack in the box? Get me a yumbo yack.

You; you mean jumbo jack LOLROFLCOPTERLMOAOMG

by captain awesome August 14, 2006

nubblet

Totally awesome guy who deserves utmost respect in all situations.

We were chillin' at this party, then a nubblet entered. I nearly crapped my pants in awe.

by Captain Awesome March 7, 2005