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Bitch Hitch

a belly button ring. When they are worn in the normal fashion they will sometimes get caught on things, things such as mens clothing when they are dirty dancing. Then they get painfully pulled around like a trailer, hence; bitch hitch.

Also, generally is a tell tail to the type of girl she is, similar to the tramp stamp, and tongue rings. It generally means the woman in question puts out.
I am glad Susie took her bitch hitch out, I never liked that look.
by Captain Awesome October 29, 2007
mugGet the Bitch Hitchmug.

fishbelly

Get the f*** outta my house, fishbelly, before I bust a cap in yo fool ass!
by Captain Awesome April 3, 2005
mugGet the fishbellymug.

wangage

refering to the amount of wang. either received, given or in existence.

Me and Max my old sweedish foreign exchange student buddy came up with that word when we were joking around in band class.
I gave her some serious wangage last night.

theres way to much wangage in this joint, lets find some titty.

I have got some serious wangage down south.
by Captain Awesome February 24, 2005
mugGet the wangagemug.

jack nooch

Worse than a nooch is a jack nooch.

A serious dumbshit dickanus. You can't stand this person.
by Captain Awesome February 24, 2005
mugGet the jack noochmug.

dode

Jenny is such a slut. She loves to slarve dode.
by Captain Awesome October 27, 2003
mugGet the dodemug.

Booty

Arrr. It be the many pieces o' eight ye may steal upon. Arrr.
Arrr! I need to bury me booty.
by Captain Awesome April 18, 2005
mugGet the Bootymug.

MIT

I attend school at MIT.
by Captain Awesome August 30, 2003
mugGet the MITmug.

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