Captain AWESOME's definitions

fishbelly

Synonymous with honky

Get the f*** outta my house, fishbelly, before I bust a cap in yo fool ass!

by Captain Awesome April 3, 2005

pisshell

Pisshell is a word used to exclame that you are angry or severly disapointed in something or someone.

Pisshell, screw you,lieing bitch.

by Captain Awesome February 24, 2005

assy magee

Someone who is undesirable, to be around or communcate with. Heavily resembling an ass possibly crunchy, stenchy, or even shit covered.

I claim this as my own.

.....Ant then we have assy magee over there who needs to through himself of a cliff, and soon.

by Captain Awesome February 26, 2005

Liberace

some gay bastard that played music.

Liberace holdong hands with elton john, marching next to a purple, upsidedown, triangle shaped float in a homosexual rights parade while waving a rainbow flag, is not as gay as that boy.

by Captain Awesome May 15, 2006

tummy tackle

a belling button ring. derived from fishing tackle. usually means a chick puts out.

Dude 1; Did you see Stephanie last night? She was sporting tummy tackle.

Dude 2; Oh man, when did she get a bitch hitch? I wonder if she puts out...maybe she's not such a waist of time.

by Captain Awesome October 29, 2007

wangage

refering to the amount of wang. either received, given or in existence.

Me and Max my old sweedish foreign exchange student buddy came up with that word when we were joking around in band class.

I gave her some serious wangage last night.

theres way to much wangage in this joint, lets find some titty.

I have got some serious wangage down south.

by Captain Awesome February 24, 2005

piss hell

A statement of frustration, like damnit. Only more vigorous and meaningful

I said ot one day when I was pissed at james for being a jackweed

Piss hell james, unfee your schedual, and quit being a jackweed.

by Captain Awesome February 24, 2005