Captain AWESOME's definitions

spooge-rag

Spooge-rag is another word for jizz rag, aka a soiled kleanex.

Spooge-rags are slimy or crunch if they aren't fresh.

Kile is a spooge-rag, and never gets any poontang.

by Captain Awesome February 25, 2005

MIT

Massachusetts Institute of Technology

I attend school at MIT.

by Captain Awesome August 30, 2003

gneiss

Child hungry pedophile, often seen near schools.

The kids had to stay in late from class as gneiss was prowling outside.

by Captain Awesome March 7, 2005

nubblet

Totally awesome guy who deserves utmost respect in all situations.

We were chillin' at this party, then a nubblet entered. I nearly crapped my pants in awe.

by Captain Awesome March 7, 2005

Liberace

some gay bastard that played music.

Liberace holdong hands with elton john, marching next to a purple, upsidedown, triangle shaped float in a homosexual rights parade while waving a rainbow flag, is not as gay as that boy.

by Captain Awesome May 15, 2006

fishbelly

Synonymous with honky

Get the f*** outta my house, fishbelly, before I bust a cap in yo fool ass!

by Captain Awesome April 3, 2005

Bitch Hitch

a belly button ring. When they are worn in the normal fashion they will sometimes get caught on things, things such as mens clothing when they are dirty dancing. Then they get painfully pulled around like a trailer, hence; bitch hitch.

Also, generally is a tell tail to the type of girl she is, similar to the tramp stamp, and tongue rings. It generally means the woman in question puts out.

I am glad Susie took her bitch hitch out, I never liked that look.

by Captain Awesome October 29, 2007