Captain AWESOME's definitions

jumbo jack

Another terrible invention of corperate america, a lousy damn sandwich. Though, it is one of the most entertaining sandwiches ever invented. IE, Ask any native american what that dollar sandwich is from jack in the box. native american would reply; A Yumbo Yack? Or there's always the mexican pronunciation; Humbo Hack. Equaly hillarious. If if your really lucky , you can get them to say "Yack in the box"

You; Hey, Chief running water, what do you want from jack in the box?

Chief running water; OH, Yack in the box? Get me a yumbo yack.

You; you mean jumbo jack LOLROFLCOPTERLMOAOMG

by captain awesome August 14, 2006

Bitch Hitch

a belly button ring. When they are worn in the normal fashion they will sometimes get caught on things, things such as mens clothing when they are dirty dancing. Then they get painfully pulled around like a trailer, hence; bitch hitch.

Also, generally is a tell tail to the type of girl she is, similar to the tramp stamp, and tongue rings. It generally means the woman in question puts out.

I am glad Susie took her bitch hitch out, I never liked that look.

by Captain Awesome October 29, 2007

fishbelly

Synonymous with honky

Get the f*** outta my house, fishbelly, before I bust a cap in yo fool ass!

by Captain Awesome April 3, 2005

wangage

refering to the amount of wang. either received, given or in existence.

Me and Max my old sweedish foreign exchange student buddy came up with that word when we were joking around in band class.

I gave her some serious wangage last night.

theres way to much wangage in this joint, lets find some titty.

I have got some serious wangage down south.

by Captain Awesome February 24, 2005

tummy tackle

a belling button ring. derived from fishing tackle. usually means a chick puts out.

Dude 1; Did you see Stephanie last night? She was sporting tummy tackle.

Dude 2; Oh man, when did she get a bitch hitch? I wonder if she puts out...maybe she's not such a waist of time.

by Captain Awesome October 29, 2007

Liberace

some gay bastard that played music.

Liberace holdong hands with elton john, marching next to a purple, upsidedown, triangle shaped float in a homosexual rights parade while waving a rainbow flag, is not as gay as that boy.

by Captain Awesome May 15, 2006

nubblet

Totally awesome guy who deserves utmost respect in all situations.

We were chillin' at this party, then a nubblet entered. I nearly crapped my pants in awe.

by Captain Awesome March 7, 2005