Captain AWESOME's definitions

Bitch Hitch

a belly button ring. When they are worn in the normal fashion they will sometimes get caught on things, things such as mens clothing when they are dirty dancing. Then they get painfully pulled around like a trailer, hence; bitch hitch.

Also, generally is a tell tail to the type of girl she is, similar to the tramp stamp, and tongue rings. It generally means the woman in question puts out.

I am glad Susie took her bitch hitch out, I never liked that look.

by Captain Awesome October 29, 2007

assy magee

Someone who is undesirable, to be around or communcate with. Heavily resembling an ass possibly crunchy, stenchy, or even shit covered.

I claim this as my own.

.....Ant then we have assy magee over there who needs to through himself of a cliff, and soon.

by Captain Awesome February 26, 2005

GTO

"Get them out".
Slang term lamented to a woman who's breasts you'd like to see. Invented by Joe Griffith of York, Pennsylvania in the late 1990's.

That bitch over there got some big ol' titties; she needs to GTO!

by Captain Awesome December 3, 2003

dick-anus

dick-anus is somneone who likes dicks, in anuses, And puts theres in one all the time, and is generally retarded or gay.

double the wordage, double the insult!

Kile is a dick-anus, and never gets any poontang.

by Captain Awesome February 25, 2005

spooge-rag

Spooge-rag is another word for jizz rag, aka a soiled kleanex.

Spooge-rags are slimy or crunch if they aren't fresh.

Kile is a spooge-rag, and never gets any poontang.

by Captain Awesome February 25, 2005

Booty

Arrr. It be the many pieces o' eight ye may steal upon. Arrr.

Arrr! I need to bury me booty.

by Captain Awesome April 18, 2005

dode

Another term for penis.

Jenny is such a slut. She loves to slarve dode.

by Captain Awesome October 27, 2003