Capt. Capacitor's definitions

death by 1000 rabid rat bites

the preferred punishment for the human refuse that creates malware

give that fool death by 1000 rabid rat bites

by Capt. Capacitor January 13, 2005

mustard gas

a nasty chemical agent used by the Germans in WWI. Causes the victim's skin, eyes and lungs to burn, blood colects in the lungs causinng the vicitm to drown in it

the charging French were cut down all over no man's land by mustard gas shells

by Capt. capacitor April 20, 2004

ITD

(acronym for Internet transmitted disease)
Any piece of code that can cause harm to a computer, such as a virus or worm.

Man I got a really bad ITD form that script kiddie

by Capt. Capacitor January 13, 2005

capcom

1. NASA jargon for Capsule communications, voice radio link with spacecraft
2. a Japan- based videogame company

1. CAPCOM is go flight
2. Capcom's new game sucks out loud

by Capt. capacitor April 20, 2004

ass in a glass

an alcoholic drink mixed from whatever alcohol is on hand. Usually made by someone who is drunk already, this concoction usually tastes like "ass", hence the name.

Ass in a glass is the chop suey of the beverage world

by Capt. Capacitor May 28, 2006

dedrophiliac

A person who engages in sexual intercourse with trees and other plants

that guy is such a dedrophiliac

by Capt. Capacitor December 2, 2004

TRON

a groundbreaking film made by Disney in 1982 featuring a mixure of live action, Ink, paint and cel (IPC) animation and some of the longest sequences of CG animation ever used up until that point

Uh... Anyone ever seen that movie TRON

by Capt. Capacitor December 2, 2004