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grunt

The sound made by a person while eating.

Hence, grunts are what you eat. Food.
Whoa, man, I'm hungry. I've got to grunt.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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Jewish overdrive

To save gas by putting your car into neutral (or depressing the clutch) and turning off the ignition.

CAUTION: When driving a carbureted car down a long hill in Jewish overdrive, do not let out the clutch with the car in gear, then later turn on the ignition. If you do this, the engine will backfire. The longer you go before turning on the ignition, the more violent the backfire. Unless you're running glasspack mufflers, you can blow off your exhaust system.

Compare to Okie overdrive.
Schlomo Bender tried to save two bucks worth of gas by putting his Jew Canoe into Jewish overdrive as he drove down Pikes Peak. But he burned out his brakes and drove over the cliff instead.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005
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beat your pud

If you would like to beat your pud with a group of fine liberal gentlemen, go play circle jerk with a bunch of corn holing, butt eating faggots. Poofters love to help you beat your pud
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 22, 2007
mugGet the beat your pudmug.

mush wimp

1. A weak, timid, ineffectual person.

2. A pantywaist liberal who cares more for a criminal's rights than a victim's rights, and who wants to tax YOUR pants off to pay for wimpy social programs.

3. A politically correct twit.
Senaturd Kennedy is a limp-wristed liberal mush wimp.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005
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bugger

There once was a man from Belair
Who tried to bugger a bear.
But the beast was a brute
Who struck out at his root
Leaving nothing but testes and hair.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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trots

Braughton got the trots in her office and didn't make it to the can. This is one of those sent-from-Heaven events that embarrasses the most arrogant of soccer moms.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005
mugGet the trotsmug.

Dago WOP

What happens to Pirelli tires when they get punctured: Dago WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP.
I love my Pirelli tires. When dago flat, dago WOP.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005
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