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hilary duff

Proof that America really is turning into a talentless shithole.

see also: Lindsay Lohan
People like Hilary Duff are living proof that one needs no talent in order to make a name for themselves; they just have to have connections and a mindset that enables them to become a manufactured public icon.
by Calypsion June 29, 2006
mugGet the hilary duffmug.

heroin high

High School North in Toms River, New Jersey.

Nicknamed 'Heroin High' for it's illegal drug trade, inclusing coke, weed, ecstacy, and.. what else? Heroin.
Also known for the huge ass rock rolled onto the football field before each game. But mostly for the drug trade.
It's the worst of the three high schools of TR.
Me: Oh joy. Next year I start my days as a Northie at Heroin High.
Friend: I feel bad for you. -going to East-
by Calypsion December 23, 2005
mugGet the heroin highmug.

dude

"Dude! What the fuck?!"
"And then this dude came up to me and said.."
"I was walking and then.. dude.. oh shit, I forgot.."
"DUDE! I love this!"
"Hey! HEY! DUDE!"
..You get the idea yet?
by Calypsion June 30, 2006
mugGet the dudemug.

anti-flag

'Talented' is not a good enough word. Anti-Flag is one of the few bands that can still bull off fast, loud, and political music without sounding like total idiots.

I highly recommend 'The Press Corpse' on their latest album, 'For Blood and Empire.'
Anti-Flag kicks ass... end of story.
by Calypsion June 28, 2006
mugGet the anti-flagmug.

pepsi

The nectar of the gods.

Loaded with about 33mg of caffeine per can.
Pepsi completely crushes coke.
by Calypsion April 23, 2006
mugGet the pepsimug.

Dubya

The dickwad who somehow became the 43rd President and declared fruitless wars with his speech impediments and all. Derives from the southern pronunciation of W (dub-uhl-yoo)
Basically, to sum it up, the shithead who made a once-prosperous nation fall into the hands of debt. The dumb fuck who bombed the shit out of poor middle eastern countries like Iraq and Afghanistan.
"Ugh, change the channel. The stupid shit's on TV."
"Who?"
"..Dubya."
by Calypsion October 2, 2005
mugGet the Dubyamug.

jolt gum

All that caffeine from that can of jolt, packed into a stick of gum!

That's right, folks! Get the caffeine without the drinking. Two sticks = one cup of coffee, 12 sticks = CAFFEINE HIGH!

Yes, it's possible, it's been done!
Some kid in that class had 12 sticks of Jolt gum and he was fried...
by Calypsion April 23, 2006
mugGet the jolt gummug.

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