Cydney

Cydney is... special. She is an odd, derpy potato. She thinks the most random things, such as “what would happen if someone tripped and fell then turned into a potato, then ate another potato..? Would that make them a cannibal even though they’re human?!” Etc. She is very odd and concerning, but that’s okay. That’s just what being a Cydney is...

Person one: Why is that girl talking about potatoes again..?

Person two: Bro. That’s just Cydney.

Person one: Ohhhhh that makes sense.