Brendan's definitions

Sage Hill

Sage Hill is a school that all in all is bullshit.
1. For $19000 dollars a year not only could one get a decent education they could get the education with a gorilla fucking them up the ass.
2. It contains individuals such as the Palleys. An ugly family with way to much money. And they also show to places uninvited.
3. For 19 grand they will gladly fuck your sense of community so far up that you will never see the world as it is.
4. Full of liberals that want to legalize gay marriage, and want us all to lose our fire arms.
5. Even though they have 19 grand per student... the chairs, computesr, and doors all suck shit.
6. 2. There was a teacher that had gay porn on the internet... i rest my case




fuck teh paleys

"dude no that school has palley's"

by brendan February 11, 2005

e-standards

Saying you wouldn't hit a girl you see on the net (that in the real world would be considered fit) because you're accustomed to beating it off to the very hottest chicks online. However, in reality you'd be happy to shag most things with a pair of boobies and a hole.

"You know you're just talking through your e-standards persona when you say that chick isn't finnnnne!"

by brendan June 26, 2004

bamma

Someone who thinks they got it, but they don't.

You think you're a bad dude. Reailty is, you're not.

by brendan January 27, 2005

Red Ash

A walking track around a grassland area. Used by people walking their dogs, cyclists, runners and doped up dirt bikers.

''Want tae go round the Red Ash?''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

Gob

Mouth (Scottish).

''Shut yer gob fannybawz''

by Brendan April 5, 2003

nana

French word for a girl. - A chick. Also see mec

En plus, les nanas galèrent pour entrer dans les grandes écoles d'études...

by brendan March 7, 2004

it's your birthday

A stupid saying really; used as a reason to do something one might otherwise not bother doing

its ok dawg u can get f*cked tonite cos its yo birfday

by brendan March 21, 2004