Brendan's definitions

Marseille

A cosmopolitan city, the largest in France after Paris. Plenty gangs. A lot of poor folk and a fair amount of rich bastards. Big volleyball tournament held each July down on the beach. Good for skating, sunbathing and exploring.

by Brendan September 19, 2003

sleep

The stuff that accumulates at the side of your eyes after a kip. You tend to get more of it if you're unwell or have been out of it for a long time.

"I've got loads of sleep in my eyes. I need to get some water to rinse it out."

by Brendan July 31, 2005

FTMD - Fork To Mouth Disease

The actual name of the disease for fat / overweight people living in denial and believing that their weight gain is from an over-active pituitary or thyroid gland.

"My mother-in-law suffers from fork to mouth disease!"

by Brendan October 16, 2003

NYFD

Acronym: New York Fire Department

He worked for the NYFD but retired last month.

by brendan September 5, 2004

shady

Short reference to Slim Shady, aka Eminem, aka Marshall Mathers.

''look dawg, Shady's on TV''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

metric ass ton

an amount too large to measure

That has got to weigh a metric ass ton

by Brendan May 17, 2004

Ketamine

The Boom Ting white powder, wonderful to snort, drink, rectally insert or inject. Gets you fucked, makes you feel like God.

Shove some more goddamned K up my ass

by Brendan December 12, 2003