Brendan's definitions

Kevon Sampson

Biggest dickhead in the whole world

U are such a kevon sampson

by Brendan August 6, 2004

livi

Short for Livingston. A town in Scotland of 90,000 people most noted for a skate park, shopping complex and football team.

I've lived in Livingston for the last 14 years...there's got to be worse places right?

by brendan August 7, 2004

SQA

Acronym: Scottish Qualifications Authority. Association of fucktards that sometimes like to oversee you being failed in subjects such as English whilst you are clearly deserved of a good grade and illiterate peers who have hardly looked at a book in their lives are passed.

Fuck the SQA, fuck the SQA, fuck the SQA, YO!

by brendan August 12, 2004

Athens

Olympic host city for the 2004 games. Capital of Greece.

"He should be in Athens, look at him go."

by brendan August 13, 2004

wit

Scot's variation of "what".

"Wit wir you sayin just thir ya big daft numpty cloon heed ye?"

by brendan August 21, 2004

ratt

Club in Bathgate, Scotland (Room at the Top)

Your going to ratt tonight?

by brendan August 28, 2004

piecost

Acts like "dick4, butt4, assfer, ass4, penis4, cranfer, cran4, henway, etc."

Example 1

Pat: You're a poopyhead!
Me: Shutup you piecost!!!
Pat: Whats a piecost?
Me: 'Bout $3.50

Example 2

Mom: I'm going to the grocery store. What do you want me to get you?
ME: Get me some bread, milk, chips, henway, and some cookies.
Mom: What's a henway?
Me: 'Bout 5 pounds.

by Brendan August 31, 2004