Brendan's definitions

bodybuilding

The art of sculpting the body to show muscular finess. This can vary from extremely amateur, young, teenage kids who know very little about bodybuilding, to professional IBFF bodybuilders that take numerous steroids and live for what the majority of the populace would see as freakish musculature.

Bodybuilding is like Fight Club...I was on a plane the other day, sitting in my seat at the back of the plane. I looked up and saw a guy get on the plane...big guy. I knew he lifted. I knew he ate oatmeal and egg whites for breakfast. He looked at me. He knew I lifted. He knew I had a protein shake before bed. We didnt say one word to each other ('cause he was all the way up front and I was in the back), but I knew...and he knew. Now that's some cool, Fight Club type shit. Bodybuilding is the best thing since sliced bread...whole grain bread that is. - adapted from the memoirs of g_g_g_unit

by brendan November 5, 2004

Dodgy

1. Something that has a moderate level of risk.
2. Something that is not quite morally right to be doing.

1. ''Jumping that gap's gonna be a bit dodgy, eh?''
2. ''Dinnae say that about her man, that's well dodgy''

by Brendan April 5, 2003

it's your birthday

A stupid saying really; used as a reason to do something one might otherwise not bother doing

its ok dawg u can get f*cked tonite cos its yo birfday

by brendan March 21, 2004

wax

stuff you put on snowboard bases or rails to make your board faster and protect it.

i waxed my board up before bed so i could be ready to ride some fresh right away when i got up

by brendan March 19, 2005

S&M

Scott and Moeller.

Awesome BMX products. The frames aren't too heavy and are very strong. The customer service is awesome as well.

I used to ride the S&M Dirtbike Classic, Zach rode the War Pig, and Paul had the Sabbath.

S&M Pitchforks have a 1000 year warranty.

by Brendan January 29, 2005

LAFD

Acronym: Los Angeles Fire Department

The LAFD have had to work hard due to the recent fires in the area due to global warming. Fortunately the LAFD aren't as corrupt as the LAPD and the fires were dealt with well.

by brendan September 5, 2004

chocolate

1. n. Food product coloured dark brown due to the cacao.
2. adj. Unlikely

1. Chocolate is yummy for my tummy.
2. "That'll be chocolate."

by brendan July 11, 2004