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lakeland

Place where people go to die....

And theres nothing to do but shop at the abundance of Walmarts, Publixs Badcock, Home Depots, or Sonics....
1: So what do you want to do tonight?
2: I dunno whats to do in Lakeland?
1: Die.
by Brandi January 8, 2005
mugGet the lakelandmug.

well hung

having a large cock
All the girls want jo bc he is so well hung.
by brandi February 7, 2003
mugGet the well hungmug.

missionary position

man on top, woman on bottom. nuff said.
Last night I ain't get nothin' but some sorry assed missionary position.
by Brandi February 6, 2003
mugGet the missionary positionmug.

Valentines Day

A scam made by the greeting card company
Boy gives girl $9 singing card, $15 bear, and $30 Godiva chocolates fom Hallmark.....
by Brandi February 18, 2007
mugGet the Valentines Daymug.

Crack er' Jack

Nice ass: very lovable: awesomely cute: 6 pack horse!
Man, this horse is a true Crack er' Jack!

I love you Crack er' Jack!
by Brandi June 7, 2003
mugGet the Crack er' Jackmug.

beating the rap

Man she was so hot, i had to go to the bathroom just to beat the rap.
by Brandi February 6, 2003
mugGet the beating the rapmug.

She Bop

getting sexual gratification through self-stimulation. more specifically, female masturbation.
by Brandi June 10, 2003
mugGet the She Bopmug.

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