Bozz Hawg's definitions

bitch seat

The passenger seat on a motorcycle, called so because the biker's bitch rode on it.

Hop on the bitch seat, Snookums, and I'll take you for a ride on my Hawg.

by Bozz Hawg March 26, 2004

man titties

breasts on a man

a sign to lay off the bacon double cheesburgers & super-sized fries

also known as man boobs

Hey, Tony... when you & your woman make love WHO SUCKS WHO'S TITTIES?!

by Bozz Hawg May 5, 2004

big jim and the twins

the schlong and the nuts
the sausage and eggs
the wang and the balls
the banana and the apples

you know the man parts
the penis and the testicles!!!

by Bozz Hawg March 29, 2004

lolita effect

Occurance in which an adult male and a teenage girl have a consenting sexual relationship and the teenage girl is under the age of majority

The man involved in the Lolita Effect is considered a criminal by virtue of the fact that he has carnal knowledge of a girl who is legally considered too young to have sex.

by Bozz Hawg April 16, 2004

sports guy

A man in his mid-20's to late-30's who believes that he could play pro sports even though he got no skills! Consequently, plays a pick-up game of flag football as if it was the friggin' Superbowl and usually ends up injured.

Dude, I could totally be playin' in the NFL righ now if my high school football coach didn't hate me. The guy new I was the best running back in the league and he resented me. That's why I never got any game time.

by Bozz Hawg May 5, 2004