dwb

Driving While Black

You know, when a racist cracker cop pulls over a black driver for no reason other than being black.

Those white devil cops HATE it when a brother can afford a nice car!

by Bozz Hawg April 19, 2004

bitch seat

The passenger seat on a motorcycle, called so because the biker's bitch rode on it.

Hop on the bitch seat, Snookums, and I'll take you for a ride on my Hawg.

by Bozz Hawg March 26, 2004

nekkid Puerto Rican girl

a sexy as hell Puerto Rican chick who's bare ass naked & she wants to ride your dick

Nuthin better than a nekkid Puerto Rican girl ridin my dick!

by Bozz Hawg April 20, 2004

soccer hooligan

an Englishman or Scot who likes to attend football games pissed out of his skull, start fights, and vandalize property; unhappy unless someone leaves the game in an ambulance

That stupid cunt is wearing the other team's shirt! Let's break his fucking kneecaps!

by Bozz Hawg June 04, 2004

boy bands

I wouldn't even call these "bands" because they play no instruments and can barely sing. To make matters worse, every one follows the same formula:

-- the good looking guy;
-- the talented guy (the only one who can actually sing);
-- the shy, quiet guy;
-- the "older brother" type; and
-- the "bad boy."

Boy bands are creepy. Here's 5 guys in their late-twenties and early-thirties who sing love songs to 12- and 13-year-old girls! Boy bands make R. Kelly look like the Patrib Saint of Chastity!

by Bozz Hawg April 07, 2004

big jim and the twins

the schlong and the nuts
the sausage and eggs
the wang and the balls
the banana and the apples

you know the man parts
the penis and the testicles!!!

by Bozz Hawg March 29, 2004

real world

When MTV first broadcast "The Real World" it was a cool show. Now it's scripted like all the other so-called "reality shows" on TV.

Every season of "The Real World" has the same damn characters:

1) THE SUAVE BLACK DUDE;
2) THE STUPID WHITE GUY;
3) THE HOUSE SLUT;
4) THE "TOKEN" (token gay, token Asian, etc.);
5) THE WEIRD ONE;
6) THE NAIVE KID/GIRL FROM A SMALL TOWN; and
7) THE CRAZY ONE.

by Bozz Hawg April 16, 2004