Bozz Hawg's definitions

soccer hooligan

an Englishman or Scot who likes to attend football games pissed out of his skull, start fights, and vandalize property; unhappy unless someone leaves the game in an ambulance

That stupid cunt is wearing the other team's shirt! Let's break his fucking kneecaps!

by Bozz Hawg June 4, 2004

bitch seat

The passenger seat on a motorcycle, called so because the biker's bitch rode on it.

Hop on the bitch seat, Snookums, and I'll take you for a ride on my Hawg.

by Bozz Hawg March 26, 2004

80's guy/girl

someone stuck in the 1980's; wears clothes & hairstyle that was popular in 1986; listens to Def Leppard, Bon Jovi, Motley Crue, and Poison; drives a beat-up 1983 Pontiac Firebird (see hooptie) that barely runs

80's Guy has a mullet and wears a jean jacket and a "Warrant" t-shirt; 80's girl wears so mushc hairspray that she got helmet-hair, as well as WAY too much makeup

by Bozz Hawg April 21, 2004

greasy pierre

rubbing your schlong in her ass crack until you jizz on the small of her back

She gave me a "GREASY PIERRE" and I skeet skeet all over her back!

by Bozz Hawg April 6, 2004

boy bands

I wouldn't even call these "bands" because they play no instruments and can barely sing. To make matters worse, every one follows the same formula:

-- the good looking guy;
-- the talented guy (the only one who can actually sing);
-- the shy, quiet guy;
-- the "older brother" type; and
-- the "bad boy."

Boy bands are creepy. Here's 5 guys in their late-twenties and early-thirties who sing love songs to 12- and 13-year-old girls! Boy bands make R. Kelly look like the Patrib Saint of Chastity!

by Bozz Hawg April 7, 2004

bodonkadonk

Bodonkadonk? Shit man THAT'S "JUNK IN THE TRUNK!"

nuthin like a big ol juicy bodonkadonk

by Bozz Hawg April 2, 2004

dwb

Driving While Black

You know, when a racist cracker cop pulls over a black driver for no reason other than being black.

Those white devil cops HATE it when a brother can afford a nice car!

by Bozz Hawg April 19, 2004