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greasy pierre

rubbing your schlong in her ass crack until you jizz on the small of her back
She gave me a "GREASY PIERRE" and I skeet skeet all over her back!
by Bozz Hawg April 6, 2004
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green monster

an inexpensive homemade alcoholic beverage, known for its foul taste; it is usually green in color because most people use mint-flavored mouthwash, but it can be any color
RECIPE:

1) empty an entire bottle of cough syrup into a half-full bottle of mouthwash
2) secure cap on mouthwash bottle & shake vigorously
3) drink
by Bozz Hawg April 7, 2004
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boy bands

I wouldn't even call these "bands" because they play no instruments and can barely sing. To make matters worse, every one follows the same formula:

-- the good looking guy;
-- the talented guy (the only one who can actually sing);
-- the shy, quiet guy;
-- the "older brother" type; and
-- the "bad boy."
Boy bands are creepy. Here's 5 guys in their late-twenties and early-thirties who sing love songs to 12- and 13-year-old girls! Boy bands make R. Kelly look like the Patrib Saint of Chastity!
by Bozz Hawg April 7, 2004
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bennifer

The publicity stunt that was Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez's alleged relationship. You knew that they would break up after "Gigli" because that movie sucked major ass.

What's up with J-Lo's gay man fetish anyway? First she marries a male dancer (and you know ALL male dancers prefer hot dogs to tacos). Then she allegedly gets engaged to Affleck!
You know Bennifer was a publicity stunt. Ben Affleck would NEVER cheat on his butt buddy Matt Damon, especially with a used-up skank like J-HO!
by Bozz Hawg April 15, 2004
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APAW

acronym for "Annoying People At Work;" basically, the useless wastes of space at your job who annoy the living shit out of you
APAW's include:

1) INAPPROPRIATE COMMENT GUY who says the worst possible things at the worst possible times because he thinks they're funny
2) FAT BITCH who claims to be on a diet but always eats "just a little" from everyone's lunch. Stay away from my bacon cheesburger, bitch!
3) THE CREEPER who manages to visit you at the worst possible time and you don't see or hear him coming
4) ANAL RETENTIVE BOSS makes you account for your entire day in 15-minute increments by filing TPS reports
5) MR. PARTY always manages to get away with putting noontime visits to the titty bar on his expense reports. "I was entertaining a customer. I can expense 25 lap dances for that as long as I talk business!"
6) CHEMICAL WEAPON GUY always manages to stink up the restroom with his Atomic Shits
by Bozz Hawg April 15, 2004
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real world

When MTV first broadcast "The Real World" it was a cool show. Now it's scripted like all the other so-called "reality shows" on TV.
Every season of "The Real World" has the same damn characters:

1) THE SUAVE BLACK DUDE;
2) THE STUPID WHITE GUY;
3) THE HOUSE SLUT;
4) THE "TOKEN" (token gay, token Asian, etc.);
5) THE WEIRD ONE;
6) THE NAIVE KID/GIRL FROM A SMALL TOWN; and
7) THE CRAZY ONE.
by Bozz Hawg April 16, 2004
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marion berry

The former Mayor of Washington, DC, who was arrested for smoking crack. After he did jail time, he was re-eleceted!

A total disgrace of a mayor.
"How can you tell your kids to not get high when the mayor's on crack? 'Don't get high! You won't be nothin'!' 'I could be mayor!'" -- Chris Rock
by Bozz Hawg April 16, 2004
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