greasy pierre

rubbing your schlong in her ass crack until you jizz on the small of her back

She gave me a "GREASY PIERRE" and I skeet skeet all over her back!

by Bozz Hawg April 06, 2004

red wings

What you get when you eat a woman's coochie during her "monthly visit from Aunt Flo." See tuna sandwich.

After I earned my red wings I had to gargle Wild Turkey to kill the taste of blood!

by Bozz Hawg April 19, 2004

bitch seat

The passenger seat on a motorcycle, called so because the biker's bitch rode on it.

Hop on the bitch seat, Snookums, and I'll take you for a ride on my Hawg.

by Bozz Hawg March 26, 2004

marion berry

The former Mayor of Washington, DC, who was arrested for smoking crack. After he did jail time, he was re-eleceted!

A total disgrace of a mayor.

"How can you tell your kids to not get high when the mayor's on crack? 'Don't get high! You won't be nothin'!' 'I could be mayor!'" -- Chris Rock

by Bozz Hawg April 16, 2004

bennifer

The publicity stunt that was Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez's alleged relationship. You knew that they would break up after "Gigli" because that movie sucked major ass.

What's up with J-Lo's gay man fetish anyway? First she marries a male dancer (and you know ALL male dancers prefer hot dogs to tacos). Then she allegedly gets engaged to Affleck!

You know Bennifer was a publicity stunt. Ben Affleck would NEVER cheat on his butt buddy Matt Damon, especially with a used-up skank like J-HO!

by Bozz Hawg April 15, 2004

corys

also "the corys"

Refers to Cory Haim & Cory Feldmen, 2 actors from the 80's who developped drug habits. Feldmen got off drugs and is now a "C List" celebrity who is stuck doing lame movies like "Bordello of Blood." Haim's career is in the toilet.

The Corys starred in such classics as "The Lost Boys" (great movie!) and "License to Drive" (awful movie!).

by Bozz Hawg March 26, 2004

real world

When MTV first broadcast "The Real World" it was a cool show. Now it's scripted like all the other so-called "reality shows" on TV.

Every season of "The Real World" has the same damn characters:

1) THE SUAVE BLACK DUDE;
2) THE STUPID WHITE GUY;
3) THE HOUSE SLUT;
4) THE "TOKEN" (token gay, token Asian, etc.);
5) THE WEIRD ONE;
6) THE NAIVE KID/GIRL FROM A SMALL TOWN; and
7) THE CRAZY ONE.

by Bozz Hawg April 16, 2004