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Driving While Black

You know, when a racist cracker cop pulls over a black driver for no reason other than being black.
Those white devil cops HATE it when a brother can afford a nice car!
by Bozz Hawg April 19, 2004
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nekkid Puerto Rican girl

a sexy as hell Puerto Rican chick who's bare ass naked & she wants to ride your dick
by Bozz Hawg April 20, 2004
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limp bizkit

a mediocre rock-rap band
Why the hell would you name your band "Limp Bizkit?" If my bickit was limp, I wouldn't brag about it... I'd pop Viagra!
by Bozz Hawg April 27, 2004
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real world

When MTV first broadcast "The Real World" it was a cool show. Now it's scripted like all the other so-called "reality shows" on TV.
Every season of "The Real World" has the same damn characters:

1) THE SUAVE BLACK DUDE;
2) THE STUPID WHITE GUY;
3) THE HOUSE SLUT;
4) THE "TOKEN" (token gay, token Asian, etc.);
5) THE WEIRD ONE;
6) THE NAIVE KID/GIRL FROM A SMALL TOWN; and
7) THE CRAZY ONE.
by Bozz Hawg April 16, 2004
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drag king

a woman who impersonates a man by binding her breasts and wearing men's clothing, wearing her hair short, speaking in a low pitch, and adopting a masculine demeanor
Tammy is a professional drag king and the Fuzzy Bunny Bar.
by Bozz Hawg April 6, 2004
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player's code

12) Don't player hate, celebrate!
11) A player must be true to the game.
10) If she ain't down, she ain't worth it.
9) A true player always protects his investments.
8) If she ain't wearing a wedding ring, she's game. Until she says, "I do," she will!
7) If there's grass in that field, play ball.
6)Don't start shit. Finish it.
5)Don't be in it for the bling. Be in it for the Love!
4) Sometimes the best loving comes from the plainest packages.
3) Never pass on ass.
2) Don't get caught.
1) PLAYER'S DON'T FEEL! I player with feelings is like a redneck driving a Cadillac... it ain't happening!
Ultimately, you must play to be a player!
by Bozz Hawg June 3, 2004
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boy bands

I wouldn't even call these "bands" because they play no instruments and can barely sing. To make matters worse, every one follows the same formula:

-- the good looking guy;
-- the talented guy (the only one who can actually sing);
-- the shy, quiet guy;
-- the "older brother" type; and
-- the "bad boy."
Boy bands are creepy. Here's 5 guys in their late-twenties and early-thirties who sing love songs to 12- and 13-year-old girls! Boy bands make R. Kelly look like the Patrib Saint of Chastity!
by Bozz Hawg April 7, 2004
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