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Occurance in which an adult male and a teenage girl have a consenting sexual relationship and the teenage girl is under the age of majority
The man involved in the Lolita Effect is considered a criminal by virtue of the fact that he has carnal knowledge of a girl who is legally considered too young to have sex.
by Bozz Hawg April 16, 2004
Get the lolita effect mug.The publicity stunt that was Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez's alleged relationship. You knew that they would break up after "Gigli" because that movie sucked major ass.
What's up with J-Lo's gay man fetish anyway? First she marries a male dancer (and you know ALL male dancers prefer hot dogs to tacos). Then she allegedly gets engaged to Affleck!
What's up with J-Lo's gay man fetish anyway? First she marries a male dancer (and you know ALL male dancers prefer hot dogs to tacos). Then she allegedly gets engaged to Affleck!
You know Bennifer was a publicity stunt. Ben Affleck would NEVER cheat on his butt buddy Matt Damon, especially with a used-up skank like J-HO!
by Bozz Hawg April 15, 2004
Get the bennifer mug.acronym for "Annoying People At Work;" basically, the useless wastes of space at your job who annoy the living shit out of you
APAW's include:
1) INAPPROPRIATE COMMENT GUY who says the worst possible things at the worst possible times because he thinks they're funny
2) FAT BITCH who claims to be on a diet but always eats "just a little" from everyone's lunch. Stay away from my bacon cheesburger, bitch!
3) THE CREEPER who manages to visit you at the worst possible time and you don't see or hear him coming
4) ANAL RETENTIVE BOSS makes you account for your entire day in 15-minute increments by filing TPS reports
5) MR. PARTY always manages to get away with putting noontime visits to the titty bar on his expense reports. "I was entertaining a customer. I can expense 25 lap dances for that as long as I talk business!"
6) CHEMICAL WEAPON GUY always manages to stink up the restroom with his Atomic Shits
1) INAPPROPRIATE COMMENT GUY who says the worst possible things at the worst possible times because he thinks they're funny
2) FAT BITCH who claims to be on a diet but always eats "just a little" from everyone's lunch. Stay away from my bacon cheesburger, bitch!
3) THE CREEPER who manages to visit you at the worst possible time and you don't see or hear him coming
4) ANAL RETENTIVE BOSS makes you account for your entire day in 15-minute increments by filing TPS reports
5) MR. PARTY always manages to get away with putting noontime visits to the titty bar on his expense reports. "I was entertaining a customer. I can expense 25 lap dances for that as long as I talk business!"
6) CHEMICAL WEAPON GUY always manages to stink up the restroom with his Atomic Shits
by Bozz Hawg April 15, 2004
Get the APAW mug.an inexpensive homemade alcoholic beverage, known for its foul taste; it is usually green in color because most people use mint-flavored mouthwash, but it can be any color
RECIPE:
1) empty an entire bottle of cough syrup into a half-full bottle of mouthwash
2) secure cap on mouthwash bottle & shake vigorously
3) drink
1) empty an entire bottle of cough syrup into a half-full bottle of mouthwash
2) secure cap on mouthwash bottle & shake vigorously
3) drink
by Bozz Hawg April 7, 2004
Get the green monster mug.I wouldn't even call these "bands" because they play no instruments and can barely sing. To make matters worse, every one follows the same formula:
-- the good looking guy;
-- the talented guy (the only one who can actually sing);
-- the shy, quiet guy;
-- the "older brother" type; and
-- the "bad boy."
-- the good looking guy;
-- the talented guy (the only one who can actually sing);
-- the shy, quiet guy;
-- the "older brother" type; and
-- the "bad boy."
Boy bands are creepy. Here's 5 guys in their late-twenties and early-thirties who sing love songs to 12- and 13-year-old girls! Boy bands make R. Kelly look like the Patrib Saint of Chastity!
by Bozz Hawg April 7, 2004
Get the boy bands mug.a woman who impersonates a man by binding her breasts and wearing men's clothing, wearing her hair short, speaking in a low pitch, and adopting a masculine demeanor
by Bozz Hawg April 6, 2004
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