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yuppie

A Young Upwardly Mobile Professional Person;
Bastard offspring of Thatchers 1980's Conservative Britain, suckled on her extreme form of capitalism the yuppies prime goal in life was to make as much money as possible in as short a time as possible.

Concepts such as morality, fairness and honesty were alien to the yuppie philosophy in his/her insatiable drive to become rich as possible before the age of forty.

The yuppie had complete disdain for people with little or no money and could spend the equivilent of a manual workers weekly wage 'doing lunch' in a wine bar.
Onlooker: Look at that poor bag lady over there, she has collapsed with hyperthermia.

Friend: Yes and is that a yuppie pissing on her!

Onlooker: Yes it is, but that's only because his friend set light to her first.
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
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det cord

Detonater cord a stable explosive with many civil and military usages. It is graded in grains of explosive per foot and resembles clothes line.
The engineer used lengths of det. cord to link the main charges prior to demolishing the old building.

The combat engineers wrapped lengths of det cord round the girders to cut through them.
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
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pie and mash

London, UK.
Historically, the pies were made from scraps of beef and vegetables, leftovers or from the local markets, under a pastry crust. The mashed potatoes were liberally covered in parsley gravy or "liquor". There has been a great revival in these dishes and quite a number of Pie ‘n’ Mash restaurants can now be found across London.
Traditional foods in London include pie 'n' mash and jellied eels.
by Blue Cawdrey November 22, 2004
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Vietnam Rose

Term originating from the Vietnam war describing the large open red sore that appears on the penis of persons infected with syphilis.
Several weeks after visiting the prostitute he noticed a big red vietnam rose growing on his knob end.
by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004
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click

Vietnam war origin: An arbitary distance based on how far away the sound of a rife being cocked can be heard, affected by variables like terrain and weather conditions.
Relax soldier, were only about three clicks from a hot shower and poon tang now ;).
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
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Gutter shag

Tobacco reclaimed from discarded cigarete butts.
The bag lady shuffled along looking for butt ends to top up her tin of gutter shag
by Blue Cawdrey November 19, 2004
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fleabag

Affectionate name for an old dog or cat.
Move over and let me sit down you old fleabag.
by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004
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