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shopaholich

A person perhaps with a personality disorder who goes shopping to find comfort.
Shopaholics have any number of maxed out credit cards and will sometimes buy things that they have no logical use for.
Many shopaholics eventually get into trouble for running up large debts which they are unable to pay off.
Joey: My sister went and bought four more pairs of shoes yesterday.

Jilly: But she already has about 120 pairs in her bedroom, This is more than mere retail therapy Joey, I think she may be a shopaholic.
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
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too many chiefs

- and not enough indians.

In a work environment.
Impasse through to many unqualified opinions preventing a descisive solution to a problem being found.
Foreman: We have to move that piano onto the lorry.

Bob: Lower it through the window.

Harry: No use the lift.

Foreman: Look! there are to many chiefs around here, get your finger out and carry the bloody thing down the stairs now.
by Blue Cawdrey November 28, 2004
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High wee

High wee's: Game played by male schoolkids mostly in the school toilet.
The objective being to see who can leave the highest and wettest mark above the urinal.
Johny: Hey mommy guess what?

Mommy: What Johny?

Johny: I won at high wee's today.

Mommy: (Thought bubble)Wonder what high wee's are; mentle shudder; better not ask....

Yes dear.
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
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bishops helmet

The end of the Penis is sometimes called the bishops helmet due to its resemblance the cerimonial mitre hat worn by bishops.
He awoke with an erection and decided to beat or batter the bishop.
by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004
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Spanner job

UK: Used to describe the fifty pence piece due to its seven sided design and its resembelence to a nut*.

*As in nut and bolt.
Customer: Barman! can I have change for the cig machine.
Barman: How much do y' need?
Customer: A couple of spanner jobs should sort it, ta!
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
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Chocolate teapot

UK: Insult used in the military when a recruit is either accident prone, clumsy, just plain slow or a combination of these.

Variations include:
Chocolate kettle
Chocolate fireguard.
PRIVATE you have left your safety catch of AGAIN...YOU ARE A SLOB, you are about as much use as a fekin' CHOCOLATE TEAPOT!, etc, etc....
by Blue Cawdrey November 22, 2004
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Flavour of the month

Used in an ironic way by a person who views many objects or values produced by society with little value or as throw away, disposable assets that plebs may find temporarily attractive.
Bill: Sparkies great he has all the lates CD's and wears the latest clothes.

Bo: Yeh! it's just whatever's the flavour of the month with him though.
by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004
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