Blue Cawdrey's definitions

bishops helmet

The end of the Penis is sometimes called the bishops helmet due to its resemblance the cerimonial mitre hat worn by bishops.

He awoke with an erection and decided to beat or batter the bishop.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

Call for Hugie

Expression often used when engaged in a heavy drinking session.

Often used during excessive drinking, when feeling the gag reflex and prior to dashing to the bathroom the drinker may blurt "Oh! Chreeist I am going to call for Hughie!"
Others may then hear the drinker calling loudly and frequently for Hughie, hopefully from the bathroom if he or she is fast enough.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

Pissing Razorblades

Relates to the pain felt usually by males when suffering from gonorrhea and attempting to urinate.

He woke up one morning bursting for a piss, it felt like he was pissing razorblades. He realised he that had the clap.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

Windows

A Bedroom game often played before a session of Dutch oven.
This definition has no relationship to Microsoft Windows(c)(t)(r), often described by persons who are new to computing as a computer operating system.

The male inserts all four fingers into his aroused partners vagina till completly covered in vaginal fluid. He then withdraws the hand and extends his fingers. If he does this without the transperant film of fluid breaking between all four fingers he has made 'windows'.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

Mouse Jockey

Computing, IT. Person of limited training employed to perform simple computer related tasks.

Don't give Bob full access to the system he is only a mouse jockey.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

Vietnam Rose

Term originating from the Vietnam war describing the large open red sore that appears on the penis of persons infected with syphilis.

Several weeks after visiting the prostitute he noticed a big red vietnam rose growing on his knob end.

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

Mechanized Infantry

Term for an infection of crabs (Pthirus pubis)often used by military personel.

Don't go with her unless you want the mechanized infantry charging through your skiddies (underware).

by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004