bobbitt

A man with no penis.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, no legs floating in the ocean?

A: Bob

Q: What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and no penis floating in the ocean?

A: Bobbitt

by bill the cat October 29, 2008

Vegetarian Vampire

A wannabe vampire that drinks clamato juice, and resists human blood.

The vampire posers in South Park episode "The Ungroundables" are vegetarian vampires but the Goth kids don't consider them true vampires because they are so uncool.

by bill the cat April 02, 2009

sailor's wife

A woman who's husband is out at sea and thus available for hanky panky.

Have you ever gotten blown by a sailor's wife?

by Bill the Cat May 13, 2008

husband bomb

When a female you are dating reveals that she's coming back to her husband whom she was separated from.

After three months of dating she dropped the husband bomb.

by Bill the Cat May 09, 2008

Irish rose

A black eye usually on a woman.

The man gave his wife an Irish rose for constantly nagging him.

by Bill the Cat March 18, 2008

bullshirt

A euphemism for bullshit which was a popular t-shirt slogan during the 1970s.

This is nothing but bullshirt.

by Bill the Cat May 22, 2008

furback

A slang term for illegal aliens who sneak into the United States from Canada. The term was used by a hispanic judge in 1996 Sliders episode "As Time Goes By" where in an alternate universe the United States was settled by the Spanish so gringo furbacks were coming from Canada instead of wetbacks from Mexico.

The furbacks are trimming my hedges.

by Bill the Cat May 20, 2008