Bill the Cat's definitions

w-word

The four letter word w-o-r-k.

My mother dropped the w-word and said that I had to go out and get a job.

by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008

Vegetarian Vampire

A wannabe vampire that drinks clamato juice, and resists human blood.

The vampire posers in South Park episode "The Ungroundables" are vegetarian vampires but the Goth kids don't consider them true vampires because they are so uncool.

by bill the cat April 2, 2009

French disease

A venereal disease, especially syphilis.

That prostitute gave me the french disease.

by Bill the Cat May 6, 2008

Dutch bath

A sponge bath. Usually given to bedridden hospital patients who can't get very wet.

The nurse gave me a Dutch bath.

by Bill the Cat May 14, 2008

husband bomb

When a female you are dating reveals that she's coming back to her husband whom she was separated from.

After three months of dating she dropped the husband bomb.

by Bill the Cat May 9, 2008

furback

A slang term for illegal aliens who sneak into the United States from Canada. The term was used by a hispanic judge in 1996 Sliders episode "As Time Goes By" where in an alternate universe the United States was settled by the Spanish so gringo furbacks were coming from Canada instead of wetbacks from Mexico.

The furbacks are trimming my hedges.

by Bill the Cat May 20, 2008

foad letter

A job rejection letter worded in such a way that it effectively tells the job applicant to "fuck off and die".

After a year looking for a job I accumulated over a hundred foad letters.

by Bill the Cat April 30, 2008