Bill the Cat's definitions

ugly canadian

The tendency of Canadian tourists visiting foreign countries to think that they're universally loved and that their social programs are the best in the world. They tend to have Maple Leaf flag predominant on their clothes and luggage.

Read the book the "The Ugly Canadian: The Rise and Fall of a Caring Society".

by Bill the Cat May 6, 2008

Irish rose

The mark made when a clumsy carpenter misses a nail and dents the wood.

An Irish rose is a sign of poor workmanship.

by Bill the Cat May 9, 2008

sailor's wife

A woman who's husband is out at sea and thus available for hanky panky.

Have you ever gotten blown by a sailor's wife?

by Bill the Cat May 13, 2008

pilgrim

Someone who wants something for nothing.

Like a Pilgrim who came across the ocean he wanted help from the Indians while giving nothing in return.

by Bill the Cat April 21, 2008

rocks over rocks in a dirty glass

A fictional drink immortalized in a Flintsones episode. To drink it shows that you're really tough.

Bartender, I'll have rocks over rocks in a dirty glass.

by Bill the Cat May 13, 2008

omega nerd

A nerd so unpopular at high school the other nerds refuse to socialize with him.

He is such an omega nerd he was never invited to play dungeons and dragons.

by Bill the Cat April 30, 2008

French disease

A venereal disease, especially syphilis.

That prostitute gave me the french disease.

by Bill the Cat May 6, 2008