Bill gronos's definitions

FloorPlay

Dancing in an erotic manner where the intent is to get your partner sexually stimulated, perhaps to the point of orgasm. Surreptitious touching of erogenous zones is a key technique of floorplay. Variant of the word forplay.

Bill and Joanna had not yet had sex, which made the floorplay all the more delicious. When nobody was looking, He would grind his pelvic bone against her crotch and slide his hand down to her beautiful bottom.

by Bill gronos August 21, 2006

heir matress

Nickname for Paris Hilton.

"Did you see that video!? That chick is an heir matress!"

by Bill gronos January 5, 2006

ace rag

(Texas Hold'em Poker term): Ace with a weak kicker.

I can never seem to catch an ace without it being an ace rag.

by Bill gronos June 27, 2006

Zipper-Suited Sun God

US Air Force slang for a pilot.

The zipper suit refers to a flight suit - the one-piece garment worn by air crew members.

Check out the Zipper-Suited Sun God over there, acting like he owns this bar.

by Bill gronos July 2, 2009

heir mattress

Nickname for Paris Hilton.

Did you see that video!? That chick is an heir mattress!

by Bill gronos June 11, 2006

lambos

Car doors that open scissor style, also called gull wing doors. The name comes from Lambourghini cars that have this type of door.

His car is really snazzy - it even has lambos.

by Bill gronos July 24, 2006

Creationasst

A Creationist.

A portmanteau word formed from Creation+ass+t. One could also use Creationass, but adding that "t" just sounds so much more poetic.

I am not a Creationasst -- I think for a living.

by Bill gronos August 4, 2008