Big Jim's definitions

cayden

1. a stoned cracker who always drinks coffee.
2. the ideal cracker.
3. sweet pimp daddae

Look, it's David Koo!

by Big Jim October 12, 2004

Mortgage

1) A loan against your property
2) Something that a homeowner might possess in his bid to own a home good and proper. Often to alleviate damage to his property incurred through it being 'owned'

Have you always had a mortgage, or did you used to like girls?

by Big Jim December 20, 2003

thunderpyramid22xxxl

It makes my penis drip with excitement

lol k lol aight k lamfo

by Big Jim April 11, 2004

Bum Lord

Noun
Similar in meaning to Gay Lord.
A lord of all that is bum.
A homosexual man.

You son of a bum lord

by Big Jim December 20, 2003

Curl Off

Verb
To defecate
See also dog's eggs

I had a 40lb steak last night and the size of the dump i curled off this morning! Blamed it on a small apanese girl when questioned.

by Big Jim December 20, 2003

Koo Time

1. the time right before you fart when you're lifting weights, particularily the bench press.

It's Koo Time bitch!

by Big Jim October 11, 2004

plinky

adj
desribes a state where plink has been achieved by a person or action often following self-gratification.

I bashed one off last night and felt proper plinky afterwards

by Big Jim December 19, 2003