Big Jim's definitions

Trouser Browser

One who browses trousers.
A homosexual man.
Often a lord of the gay will be a trouser browser.

Sir, I believe you to be a trouser browser

by Big Jim December 20, 2003

plinky

adj
desribes a state where plink has been achieved by a person or action often following self-gratification.

I bashed one off last night and felt proper plinky afterwards

by Big Jim December 19, 2003

Mortgage

1) A loan against your property
2) Something that a homeowner might possess in his bid to own a home good and proper. Often to alleviate damage to his property incurred through it being 'owned'

Have you always had a mortgage, or did you used to like girls?

by Big Jim December 20, 2003

cayden

1. a stoned cracker who always drinks coffee.
2. the ideal cracker.
3. sweet pimp daddae

Look, it's David Koo!

by Big Jim October 12, 2004

Dog's Egg

Noun
Faeces, a dump, a poo

Laid a fresh batch of dog's eggs this morning

by Big Jim December 20, 2003

Harkee

1. an indian student who has, is, or will go to Harker, who has too big of an ego and thinks that he is "gangsta" just because he wears the Ecko logo.

Their are too many Harkees nowadays. They need to be shown what ghetto really is.

by Big Jim October 11, 2004

Koo Time

1. the time right before you fart when you're lifting weights, particularily the bench press.

It's Koo Time bitch!

by Big Jim October 11, 2004