10 definitions by Barry White

uFester is a condition, with symptoms as follows; Losing your wife and then spending the rest of your life trying to pickup women who are blind enough to not see how pathetic your life really is. This condition is also commonly connected with a need to tell people about the circles you travel in; when the only true circle is the tailspin your life is in, like being trapped in a rotary with your car. It is also associated with whininess, where you whine to women about poor me. This has been diagnosed as two possible problems. 1. You truly feel this is the only way for you to get women, normally because of low self esteem; correction for this is major counseling. 2. You’re running a game in order to lure women in to feel sorry for you; correction for this is also major counseling. The last telltale sign of uFester is; the difference between yourself and a homeless drunk is the home!
A sad sack of a chatter stalking in masturbation rooms of Yahoo seeking any female between 5 and 90 that will pay any attention to him.
by Barry White February 9, 2005
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Tender Lovin' Dick. The kind of dick that watches the View.
Yo Barry, put somma dat TLD in my hoochie coochie.
by Barry White September 19, 2003
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1. The beginning of very long death.
2. When you are shot out of beaverville
In todays society that baby wont last long. We're too overpopulated as it is.

That mother just birthed her 12th kid. Some religions need to learn to wear condoms.
by Barry White September 21, 2003
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Loooo-vin'... is what I got...
C'mere, baby, lemme show you some o' my magic powers.
by Barry White June 12, 2004
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A town in Victoria, Australia where the youth have no ambitions other than to buy very expencive cars to drive around and around in circles on friday and saturday nights then go to one of the two shithole clubs and try to fuck one of the many bushpigs on offer.
'where you from?'
'shepparton'
'you suck'
by Barry White March 19, 2005
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The section of the abs that are toned and usually come in six
He got a toned six pack. he must work out
by Barry White January 10, 2004
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