Balfdor's definitions

number

Physical damage. To "do a number" in an aggressive situation frequently implies hurting someone, usually a particular body part. For example a number is used in the phrases "I'm going to pop you one" and "a quick one-two" (in boxing).

Rough him up a little, then do a number on his face.

by Balfdor July 10, 2007

Gandhi dot

An ignorant phrase used by adolescents to refer to the bindi, a decorative dot worn on a Hindu woman's forehead.

May also be used to refer to a bulbous pimple on someone's forehead.

Look at that Indian girl's Gandhi dot, how beautiful!

Cover up your Gandhi dot, it's disgusting!

by Balfdor December 30, 2006

me

Someone you either love or hate, observe or ignore, let live or destroy, and may never know entirely unless you ask the right questions and get the right answers from.

Also, an exclamatory phrase used to take the initiative, usually to exhibit oneself to other people.

Redundantly yours,
Me

P.S. Why are you looking at me like that?

by Balfdor November 19, 2006

itchy

An animated mouse from The Simpsons that usually brings counterpart Scratchy to a violent demise.

They Fight, and Bite
They Fight and Fight and Bite
Fight, Fight, Fight, Bite, Bite, Bite
The Itchy and Scratchy Show!

by Balfdor July 14, 2007

teenagers

God's punishment for enjoying sex.

My Economics teacher: You know, the thing about teenagers is... they are God's punishment for enjoying sex.

(Classroom falls silent, students actually paying attention)

by Balfdor July 6, 2007

charmed

A phrase that gentlemen use when making acquaintance with someone, usually an attractive female.

Ron: Derek, this is Samantha.
Derek: (kisses Samantha's hand) Charmed, I'm sure.

by Balfdor December 1, 2006

scratchy

An animated cat from The Simpsons that is often fooled into some devious murder scheme hatched by counterpart Itchy.

They Fight, and Bite
They Fight and Fight and Bite
Fight, Fight, Fight, Bite, Bite, Bite
The Itchy and Scratchy Show!

by Balfdor July 14, 2007