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apples

The result of a mindblowing or humiliating situation in which the victim is posed one question:
by Balfdor December 11, 2006
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forehead

A patch of skin on your face that covers the frontal lobe, commonly used for head butting.
I came on her forehead so she head butted my balls.
by Balfdor July 14, 2007
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number

Physical damage. To "do a number" in an aggressive situation frequently implies hurting someone, usually a particular body part. For example a number is used in the phrases "I'm going to pop you one" and "a quick one-two" (in boxing).
Rough him up a little, then do a number on his face.
by Balfdor July 10, 2007
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fringe

A person that is on the edge of sanity, usually from sleep deprivation, drug abuse, lack of exercise, or a general sense of social anxiety. This is normally a person you are always cautious about when bringing around industrious, socially pleasant, "normal" people.
Symptoms of being fringe include: (a) bringing up vague and confusing topics of conversation at any given time, such as the Tao Te Ching or John Lennon; (b) rapid mood swings, more commonly aggression or despair; (c) telling pointless jokes and laughing for an extensive period of time, and then crying afterward.
by Balfdor August 16, 2006
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laughter

Medicine for the soul
"I have bowel cancer"
Laughter fills the hospital
by Balfdor December 10, 2006
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boa

Bitch On Arrival

Someone who starts acting rude or complains to you as soon as you talk to them, either because of their present mood or because they hold a grudge against you.
From the movie Waiting...

Look at the scowl on that one's face. She was BOA from the moment she went to their table.
by Balfdor July 18, 2007
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teenagers

God's punishment for enjoying sex.
My Economics teacher: You know, the thing about teenagers is... they are God's punishment for enjoying sex.

(Classroom falls silent, students actually paying attention)
by Balfdor July 6, 2007
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