Balfdor's definitions

batman

The ultimate superhero, one that manipulates his enemies' fear and uses stealth and intimidation and intellect to succeed, and does not need butthole Superman powers to survive.

A few reasons why Batman is better than Superman:

- Does not need dorky glasses to conceal his identity
- Does not need to struggle with women (i.e. Lois Lane) to gain their affections
- Heir to a powerful conglomerate
- Raised in a mediocre city called Gotham and not by corny farm folk in Smallville

by Balfdor October 18, 2006

heart attack

Someone who demonstrates an obvious lack of rhythm while dancing, usually at a club.

Dude, that Macarena is having a heart attack over there.

by Balfdor December 13, 2006

idear

Actually, this is how the English (meaning people from ENGLAND) themselves pronounce the word "idea." Look into it before you post, idiots.

Ralph Fiennes: My father had the right idear about dealing with *your* people.

- Prince of Egypt

by Balfdor July 7, 2007

why

Because "y" is a crooked letter!

Why ask why when you already know how?

by Balfdor December 7, 2006

pirates

Shorthand referring to the movie Pirates of the Caribbean with Johnny Depp and Keira Knightley.

Pirates 2 comes out on DVD this week!

by Balfdor December 7, 2006

bugged

A computer game having more glitches and lag than entertainment value.

The Xbox 360 version of Oblivion is totally bugged! The King of Miscarand spawned in the Imperial Prison District when I got arrested! WTF?

by Balfdor May 31, 2007

heart trap

For male virgins when a guy friend tells them they can hook them up with a girl but they're really only joking about an imaginary girl, leaving said virgin feeling mildly heart broken.

Dan: Hey there's this girl named Krista who was asking about you...

Joe: Really??

Dan: No, hahaha

Joe: FUCK YOUR HEART TRAPS ASSHOLE

by Balfdor June 27, 2006