Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Balfdor

me

Someone you either love or hate, observe or ignore, let live or destroy, and may never know entirely unless you ask the right questions and get the right answers from.

Also, an exclamatory phrase used to take the initiative, usually to exhibit oneself to other people.

Redundantly yours,
Me

P.S. Why are you looking at me like that?

by Balfdor November 19, 2006

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charmed

A phrase that gentlemen use when making acquaintance with someone, usually an attractive female.

Ron: Derek, this is Samantha.
Derek: (kisses Samantha's hand) Charmed, I'm sure.

by Balfdor December 1, 2006

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scratchy

An animated cat from The Simpsons that is often fooled into some devious murder scheme hatched by counterpart Itchy.

They Fight, and Bite
They Fight and Fight and Bite
Fight, Fight, Fight, Bite, Bite, Bite
The Itchy and Scratchy Show!

by Balfdor July 14, 2007

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Thankshallowistmas

A merged holiday including Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas, coined under Bill Maher's "New Rules."

Thankshallowistmas - now you only have to gather with your batshit family once a year.

by Balfdor November 25, 2007

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teenagers

God's punishment for enjoying sex.

My Economics teacher: You know, the thing about teenagers is... they are God's punishment for enjoying sex.

(Classroom falls silent, students actually paying attention)

by Balfdor July 6, 2007

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heart trap

For male virgins when a guy friend tells them they can hook them up with a girl but they're really only joking about an imaginary girl, leaving said virgin feeling mildly heart broken.

Dan: Hey there's this girl named Krista who was asking about you...

Joe: Really??

Dan: No, hahaha

Joe: FUCK YOUR HEART TRAPS ASSHOLE

by Balfdor June 27, 2006

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