Thankshallowistmas

A merged holiday including Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas, coined under Bill Maher's "New Rules."
Thankshallowistmas - now you only have to gather with your batshit family once a year.
by Balfdor November 25, 2007
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fringe

A person that is on the edge of sanity, usually from sleep deprivation, drug abuse, lack of exercise, or a general sense of social anxiety. This is normally a person you are always cautious about when bringing around industrious, socially pleasant, "normal" people.
Symptoms of being fringe include: (a) bringing up vague and confusing topics of conversation at any given time, such as the Tao Te Ching or John Lennon; (b) rapid mood swings, more commonly aggression or despair; (c) telling pointless jokes and laughing for an extensive period of time, and then crying afterward.
by Balfdor August 16, 2006
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idear

Actually, this is how the English (meaning people from ENGLAND) themselves pronounce the word "idea." Look into it before you post, idiots.
Ralph Fiennes: My father had the right idear about dealing with *your* people.

- Prince of Egypt
by Balfdor July 07, 2007
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heart trap

For male virgins when a guy friend tells them they can hook them up with a girl but they're really only joking about an imaginary girl, leaving said virgin feeling mildly heart broken.
Dan: Hey there's this girl named Krista who was asking about you...

Joe: Really??

Dan: No, hahaha

Joe: FUCK YOUR HEART TRAPS ASSHOLE
by Balfdor June 27, 2006
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number

Physical damage. To "do a number" in an aggressive situation frequently implies hurting someone, usually a particular body part. For example a number is used in the phrases "I'm going to pop you one" and "a quick one-two" (in boxing).
Rough him up a little, then do a number on his face.
by Balfdor July 10, 2007
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forehead

A patch of skin on your face that covers the frontal lobe, commonly used for head butting.
I came on her forehead so she head butted my balls.
by Balfdor July 14, 2007
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apples

The result of a mindblowing or humiliating situation in which the victim is posed one question:
by Balfdor December 11, 2006
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