Balfdor's definitions
For male virgins when a guy friend tells them they can hook them up with a girl but they're really only joking about an imaginary girl, leaving said virgin feeling mildly heart broken.
Dan: Hey there's this girl named Krista who was asking about you...
Joe: Really??
Dan: No, hahaha
Joe: FUCK YOUR HEART TRAPS ASSHOLE
Joe: Really??
Dan: No, hahaha
Joe: FUCK YOUR HEART TRAPS ASSHOLE
by Balfdor June 27, 2006
Get the heart trapmug. The Xbox 360 version of Oblivion is totally bugged! The King of Miscarand spawned in the Imperial Prison District when I got arrested! WTF?
by Balfdor May 31, 2007
Get the buggedmug. My Economics teacher: You know, the thing about teenagers is... they are God's punishment for enjoying sex.
(Classroom falls silent, students actually paying attention)
(Classroom falls silent, students actually paying attention)
by Balfdor July 6, 2007
Get the teenagersmug. A person that is on the edge of sanity, usually from sleep deprivation, drug abuse, lack of exercise, or a general sense of social anxiety. This is normally a person you are always cautious about when bringing around industrious, socially pleasant, "normal" people.
Symptoms of being fringe include: (a) bringing up vague and confusing topics of conversation at any given time, such as the Tao Te Ching or John Lennon; (b) rapid mood swings, more commonly aggression or despair; (c) telling pointless jokes and laughing for an extensive period of time, and then crying afterward.
by Balfdor August 16, 2006
Get the fringemug. by Balfdor December 29, 2006
Get the eggomug. by Balfdor December 29, 2006
Get the thoughtmug. by Balfdor December 1, 2006
Get the charmedmug.