Balfdor's definitions

number

Physical damage. To "do a number" in an aggressive situation frequently implies hurting someone, usually a particular body part. For example a number is used in the phrases "I'm going to pop you one" and "a quick one-two" (in boxing).

Rough him up a little, then do a number on his face.

by Balfdor July 10, 2007

fringe

A person that is on the edge of sanity, usually from sleep deprivation, drug abuse, lack of exercise, or a general sense of social anxiety. This is normally a person you are always cautious about when bringing around industrious, socially pleasant, "normal" people.

Symptoms of being fringe include: (a) bringing up vague and confusing topics of conversation at any given time, such as the Tao Te Ching or John Lennon; (b) rapid mood swings, more commonly aggression or despair; (c) telling pointless jokes and laughing for an extensive period of time, and then crying afterward.

by Balfdor August 16, 2006

batman

The ultimate superhero, one that manipulates his enemies' fear and uses stealth and intimidation and intellect to succeed, and does not need butthole Superman powers to survive.

A few reasons why Batman is better than Superman:

- Does not need dorky glasses to conceal his identity
- Does not need to struggle with women (i.e. Lois Lane) to gain their affections
- Heir to a powerful conglomerate
- Raised in a mediocre city called Gotham and not by corny farm folk in Smallville

by Balfdor October 18, 2006

idear

Actually, this is how the English (meaning people from ENGLAND) themselves pronounce the word "idea." Look into it before you post, idiots.

Ralph Fiennes: My father had the right idear about dealing with *your* people.

- Prince of Egypt

by Balfdor July 7, 2007

rug

Something that really ties a room together.

The Dude: That rug really tied the room together, man.

The Big Lebowski

by Balfdor January 11, 2007

Gandhi dot

An ignorant phrase used by adolescents to refer to the bindi, a decorative dot worn on a Hindu woman's forehead.

May also be used to refer to a bulbous pimple on someone's forehead.

Look at that Indian girl's Gandhi dot, how beautiful!

Cover up your Gandhi dot, it's disgusting!

by Balfdor December 30, 2006

itchy

An animated mouse from The Simpsons that usually brings counterpart Scratchy to a violent demise.

They Fight, and Bite
They Fight and Fight and Bite
Fight, Fight, Fight, Bite, Bite, Bite
The Itchy and Scratchy Show!

by Balfdor July 14, 2007