Balfdor's definitions

heart attack

Someone who demonstrates an obvious lack of rhythm while dancing, usually at a club.

Dude, that Macarena is having a heart attack over there.

by Balfdor December 13, 2006

eggo

Kellogg's brand of waffles, very popular among average Americans, especially in college dorms.

Can we have pancakes for breakfast?
No, but there's Eggos!

by Balfdor December 29, 2006

thought

Something that might get you into trouble if uttered aloud.

You know what I just thought? Oh, wait, nevermind... (innocent face)

by Balfdor December 29, 2006

batman

The ultimate superhero, one that manipulates his enemies' fear and uses stealth and intimidation and intellect to succeed, and does not need butthole Superman powers to survive.

A few reasons why Batman is better than Superman:

- Does not need dorky glasses to conceal his identity
- Does not need to struggle with women (i.e. Lois Lane) to gain their affections
- Heir to a powerful conglomerate
- Raised in a mediocre city called Gotham and not by corny farm folk in Smallville

by Balfdor October 18, 2006

idear

Actually, this is how the English (meaning people from ENGLAND) themselves pronounce the word "idea." Look into it before you post, idiots.

Ralph Fiennes: My father had the right idear about dealing with *your* people.

- Prince of Egypt

by Balfdor July 7, 2007

heart trap

For male virgins when a guy friend tells them they can hook them up with a girl but they're really only joking about an imaginary girl, leaving said virgin feeling mildly heart broken.

Dan: Hey there's this girl named Krista who was asking about you...

Joe: Really??

Dan: No, hahaha

Joe: FUCK YOUR HEART TRAPS ASSHOLE

by Balfdor June 27, 2006

bugged

A computer game having more glitches and lag than entertainment value.

The Xbox 360 version of Oblivion is totally bugged! The King of Miscarand spawned in the Imperial Prison District when I got arrested! WTF?

by Balfdor May 31, 2007