49 definitions by BJ

compaq

an extremely shitty computer where everything is built into the motherboard so nothing can be upgraded.

Compaq is the best thing in computers since AOL!

by BJ March 20, 2003

Silk glove

Beautifully woven masturbation aid. For those with rough skin and heavy self-loving duties. Useful for avoiding friction burns and associated problems.

"One pair of silk gloves please"
"So, wank a lot?"
"...yes I do."

by BJ February 20, 2005

Ray's Boom-Boom Room

A bar/strip joint owned by Ray. Off of Highway 18. Also see Scooter's and Ray's Place.

"Hey, Daytona, are you going to Ray's Boom-Boom Room tonight?"
"No, I can't. I'm banned for life for not paying my tab."

by BJ August 25, 2004

booberry

Special little friend

I love my little booberry!

by BJ July 14, 2003

schvone

Razar burn after shaving your pubic region. Most likley located above the penis area. Quite irritating.

Bryce: Ben!!!, i schvoned myself.
Ben: Thats fuckin nasty man... I can't wait to tell zach.
Zach(later on): Bryce!, you fuckin schvone

by BJ October 6, 2004

Scooter's

A famous bar on Highway 17 near Savannah, GA. It's owned by Ray. Ice cold tallboys, only $0.79! Come on down!

Hey, Dale, are you going to Scooter's tonight? I heard there were going to be some hot hoochies there!

by BJ August 25, 2004

Fo shizzle mah nizzle

For sure / of course

You wanna play some b-ball?
Fo shizzle mah nizzle

by BJ February 17, 2003