Assex 776's definitions
Hillbilly in Kansas City: "We best stay out of the 18th and Vine district, Pedro. That shore enough iz in coon town, and I'm too young to die. Them jigaboos is shooting and looting 24/7."
by Assex 776 October 15, 2007
Get the coon townmug. by Assex 776 September 7, 2007
Get the prison lubemug. Tom Brokaw was on the news talking about this new G.R.I.D. disease that's killing gay men in New York and San Francisco bath houses. Then he started talking about the new Atari fad and Reagan's first 100 days in office.
by Assex 776 March 4, 2009
Get the G.R.I.D.mug. The city that everyone else in America fears yet secretly admires and/or wants to visit.
A place where you can drop a cool million bucks in an afternoon buying things that will go out of style next week.
A town as culturally alien to the residents of Des Moines or Omaha as Moscow or Baghdad is and vice versa.
Where Jews outnumber Protestants 14 to 1. Heck, even Muslims and Hindus outnumber Protestants in NYC.
A place that elected Hillary Clinton and Rudy Giuliani and will be forever blamed for anything either one of them does in the Oval Office.
A place where you can drop a cool million bucks in an afternoon buying things that will go out of style next week.
A town as culturally alien to the residents of Des Moines or Omaha as Moscow or Baghdad is and vice versa.
Where Jews outnumber Protestants 14 to 1. Heck, even Muslims and Hindus outnumber Protestants in NYC.
A place that elected Hillary Clinton and Rudy Giuliani and will be forever blamed for anything either one of them does in the Oval Office.
by Assex 776 October 5, 2007
Get the NYCmug.