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gay nazi

A sick group of gays that mostly exists on the Internet. They like to wear Nazi uniforms and have gay bondage sex.

Only one of the original Nazi Party was openly gay. His name was Ernst Rohm, and he was the leader of the S.A. or Brownshirts. Hitler authorized Heinrich Himmler to murder Rohm during the Night of the Long Knives in 1934.

Lothar Machtan, a German history professor, in a book called "the Hidden Hitler" claims that Hitler and Rudolf Hess were gay lovers in prison during the 1920s. This, however, is highly controversial and impossible to prove with the existing historical evidence.
Gay Nazis are an amusing subset of the Nazi movement, but they aren't any more statistically representative of the Nazis than they are of non-Nazis.
by Assex 776 December 29, 2007
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coon town

A synonym that white rednecks use to define African-American neighborhoods
Hillbilly in Kansas City: "We best stay out of the 18th and Vine district, Pedro. That shore enough iz in coon town, and I'm too young to die. Them jigaboos is shooting and looting 24/7."
by Assex 776 October 15, 2007
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NYC

The city that everyone else in America fears yet secretly admires and/or wants to visit.

A place where you can drop a cool million bucks in an afternoon buying things that will go out of style next week.

A town as culturally alien to the residents of Des Moines or Omaha as Moscow or Baghdad is and vice versa.

Where Jews outnumber Protestants 14 to 1. Heck, even Muslims and Hindus outnumber Protestants in NYC.

A place that elected Hillary Clinton and Rudy Giuliani and will be forever blamed for anything either one of them does in the Oval Office.
NYC is like 114 Oklahomas rolled up into six square blocks.
by Assex 776 October 5, 2007
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congressional dyslexia

A disorder of the House of Representatives and Senate that causes right wing Teabaggers to furlough non essential government workers indefinitely, while also passing a bill to pay them their full salaries during the shutdown that the most conservative Republicans caused trying to nullify the Affordable Care Act (Obamacare) and the 2012 elections
Senator Ted Cruz & House Republicans displayed Congressional Dyslexia last Saturday agreeing to pay govt workers their full pay for the days they're being involuntarily furloughed. This costs taxpayers approximately $21 billion per week more than if the asinine shutdown had never happened. When asked how much longer these govt workers would be furloughed, House Speaker John Boehner said "Uh, I dunno."
by Assex 776 October 5, 2013
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