Assex 776's definitions

coon town

A synonym that white rednecks use to define African-American neighborhoods

Hillbilly in Kansas City: "We best stay out of the 18th and Vine district, Pedro. That shore enough iz in coon town, and I'm too young to die. Them jigaboos is shooting and looting 24/7."

by Assex 776 October 15, 2007

nigger slave

Probably the most evil thing you could call an African-American person

Commonly used by white bigots before 1865

Jimbo called this black guy a nigger slave and ended up getting raped in the butt with a loaded .38 snubnose, which was later emptied into his rectal chamber

All y'all nigger slaves best get to work bailing this cotton, before I'ma half to whip your azzez.

by Assex 776 October 15, 2007

maynard

Zed's homosexual partner from the movie "Pulp Fiction."

A bugamist biker who helped kidnap and rape Marsellus Wallace's bitch ass.

Also friends with the Gimp aka Quentin Tarantino.

Hey, Maynard. You want to buttrape this black bitch next?

No way, Zed. I don't believe in sloppy seconds. He's your bitch. I want to fuck his friend's pink white ass. He's cute.

by Assex 776 September 7, 2007

congressional dyslexia

A disorder of the House of Representatives and Senate that causes right wing Teabaggers to furlough non essential government workers indefinitely, while also passing a bill to pay them their full salaries during the shutdown that the most conservative Republicans caused trying to nullify the Affordable Care Act (Obamacare) and the 2012 elections

Senator Ted Cruz & House Republicans displayed Congressional Dyslexia last Saturday agreeing to pay govt workers their full pay for the days they're being involuntarily furloughed. This costs taxpayers approximately $21 billion per week more than if the asinine shutdown had never happened. When asked how much longer these govt workers would be furloughed, House Speaker John Boehner said "Uh, I dunno."

by Assex 776 October 5, 2013