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kill em all

Metallica's first and best album.

Heavily influenced by Venom and Motorhead but took it up another notch with the superior guitar soloing of former Exodus guitarist Kirk Hammett.

Reworks demos from 1981's Hit the Lights 7-inch and 1982's No Life Til Leather (featuring Dave Mustaine on lead guitars/lead vocals) and vastly improves on their song structure.

Song list found in another prior UD definition. All songs are raw and not overproduced - the opposite of every Metallica album afterwards.

Originally released on Megaforce Records in May 1983.
Kill Em All is clearly the only Metallica album that doesn't suck and is still enjoyable in the present tense.

The black kids in my high school (late 1980s) thought Kill Em All had something to do with killing black people, which is totally stupid and false.
by Assex 776 September 28, 2007
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prison handles

The flab or fatback flap on the back of a male prison rape victim. It is used as a handle for gay anal sex.

An insulting name for a sissy fat guy.
I raped that fat white boy. I grabbed him on his prison handles and fukked his ass raw.

Come here and let me pimp slap you, prison handles.
by Assex 776 September 7, 2007
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reginald denny

The white trucker who was nearly beaten to death by the LA Four, on April 29th, 1992, at the corner of Florence and Normandy in South Central Los Angeles during the Rodney King Riots/Celebration.

Sustained severe brain damage and lives every day of his life in severe pain suffering from seizures from a crater in his head caused by an airborne brick thrown by one of his assailants, who did a NFL victory dance after braining Mr. Denny and stealing his wallet.

Was abandoned by the LAPD along with hundreds of other innocent civilians, who were victimized by career criminals during the Rodney King Riots.

A good example of why it's a good idea to hit the gas, if a bunch of guys in the ghetto try to carjack your 18 wheeler.
Reginald Denny should have run over those racist gangbangers instead of letting them into the cab of his truck.

You could be the next Reginald Denny, if you happen to work a job in a high crime area.
by Assex 776 September 27, 2007
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hansolophobia

A fear or loathing of actor, Harrison Ford, or the first "Star Wars" trilogy.
Those convention geeks are giving me hansolophobia
by Assex 776 September 7, 2007
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A.I.D.S.

Anally Inflicted Death Sentence

originally coined by the speed-metal group, M.O.D. or Method of Destruction in 1987.

Lead singer, Bill Milano, is an outspoken insult comic, who once fronted the ultra-conservative, thrash band, S.O.D. or Stormtroopers of Death, which relased the album Speak English or Die (1986). The other three members of S.O.D. were also in Anthrax, Scott Ian and Charlie Benante, and/or Nuclear Assault, Dan Lilker.
Anally Inflicted Death Sentence
A.I.D.S. (2x)
That's what you get for having a penis up your ass....etc.
by Assex 776 September 15, 2007
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harley davidson

The vehicle of choice for many badasses in the 1950s and 1960s. Now a commodity like golf clubs and Hummers for stupid Republicans.
What's the difference between a Hoover Vacuum Cleaner and a Harley Davidson motorcycle? With the Hoover, the dirt bag rides on the front.
by Assex 776 March 8, 2008
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nob-gobbler

1) a female who loves to suck dick

2) a gay man

3) a liberal Democrat
1) You baby faced nob-gobbler. I love your pussy and tits. Give me a kiss.

2) I don't care if you dress better than me. At least I have sex with women, you nob-gobbler.

3) I'm not voting for that nob-gobbler Obama for a million dollars.
by Assex 776 May 27, 2008
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