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The substitute for Jesus Christ among left-of-center Democrats.
Shorthand for Barack Hussein Obama (b. 1961, Somalia), the leader of one of the most successful religious cults since Jim Jones - the leader of the People's Temple in 1970s San Francisco (later Guyana, South America).
In 2008, Obama is overwhelmingly the mainstream media's choice for U.S. President.
The most successful politician currently in American politics.
When speaking of Obama it is considered racist to mention his Islamic origins or his middle name.
Barack Hussein Obama likes to be referred to as simply "Obama" much like Ioseb Vissarionovich Jugashvili liked to be called Stalin, the "man of steel." (See also: Nero, Caligula, Hitler, Mao, Che, Lenin, Marx, et al).
Currently claims membership in the cult-like Trinity United Church of Christ in Chicago, Illinois. The mission statement of this church is:
"We are an African people, and remain true to our native land, the mother continent, the cradle of civilization."
Shorthand for Barack Hussein Obama (b. 1961, Somalia), the leader of one of the most successful religious cults since Jim Jones - the leader of the People's Temple in 1970s San Francisco (later Guyana, South America).
In 2008, Obama is overwhelmingly the mainstream media's choice for U.S. President.
The most successful politician currently in American politics.
When speaking of Obama it is considered racist to mention his Islamic origins or his middle name.
Barack Hussein Obama likes to be referred to as simply "Obama" much like Ioseb Vissarionovich Jugashvili liked to be called Stalin, the "man of steel." (See also: Nero, Caligula, Hitler, Mao, Che, Lenin, Marx, et al).
Currently claims membership in the cult-like Trinity United Church of Christ in Chicago, Illinois. The mission statement of this church is:
"We are an African people, and remain true to our native land, the mother continent, the cradle of civilization."
Master Obama said that the Sermon on the Mount was about homosexual marriage. No one in the media seemed to find this comment even the least bit controversial.
by Assex 776 March 10, 2008
Get the Obama mug.1) The name of a great independent film from 1991 featuring such novelties as Madonna's pap smear. Shot in Austin, Texas, on a shoestring budget, it may be about the definitive movie on Slackers forever after.
Tends to be sort of affectionate slang in this context.
2) Synonym for a typical member of Generation X (born 1964-1981 roughly). Anyone who smoked reefer, wore flannel or owned the Chronic, Doggystyle or any music by Sublime, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Pearl Jam , Nirvana, Rancid , etc., in the first half of the 1990s. Anyone who liked movies directed by Quentin Tarantino.
Tends to be neutral slang, when used in this context.
3) Antonym of a politically aware member of the Baby Boom generation (born 1946-1963 roughly). Someone who thought of the Beatles, Vietnam, Woodstock or JFK being as historically relevant today as the Civil War or the War of 1812.
In this context is usually pejorative and insulting.
4) A description of a young man in the early 20th Century, who avoided military duty. An amoral, lazy coward.
Also negative in this context
Tends to be sort of affectionate slang in this context.
2) Synonym for a typical member of Generation X (born 1964-1981 roughly). Anyone who smoked reefer, wore flannel or owned the Chronic, Doggystyle or any music by Sublime, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Pearl Jam , Nirvana, Rancid , etc., in the first half of the 1990s. Anyone who liked movies directed by Quentin Tarantino.
Tends to be neutral slang, when used in this context.
3) Antonym of a politically aware member of the Baby Boom generation (born 1946-1963 roughly). Someone who thought of the Beatles, Vietnam, Woodstock or JFK being as historically relevant today as the Civil War or the War of 1812.
In this context is usually pejorative and insulting.
4) A description of a young man in the early 20th Century, who avoided military duty. An amoral, lazy coward.
Also negative in this context
1) The movie Slacker was brilliant. I could not stop seeing people I grew up with portrayed in the characters. It's a great movie to smoke weed and watch, when you're bored and not in the mood to write your Master's Thesis.
2) Wow. Lots of Slackers at Lollapalooza this year again. I wish someone would shoot Ani DeFranco.
3) You fucking Slackers think that Reaganomics was cool. You probably never even heard of Kent State or the Montgomery Bus Boycott. Too bad you weren't old enough to have had to have been drafted and sent to Vietnam.
4) You yellow-bellied slackers will be court-martialed, when General Patton returns from the Battle of the Bulge.
2) Wow. Lots of Slackers at Lollapalooza this year again. I wish someone would shoot Ani DeFranco.
3) You fucking Slackers think that Reaganomics was cool. You probably never even heard of Kent State or the Montgomery Bus Boycott. Too bad you weren't old enough to have had to have been drafted and sent to Vietnam.
4) You yellow-bellied slackers will be court-martialed, when General Patton returns from the Battle of the Bulge.
by Assex 776 August 25, 2009
Get the slacker mug.A band from the San Francisco (hippy) bay area, who put out million-selling albums recorded in the same lavish studios used by pop singers like Kid Rock rather than the dust bins that bands like Black Flag recorded in.
Punk looking band with a few cool riffs and some OK songs.
Extremely overrated compared to more innovative punk bands of the past (D.I., Dead Kennedys, Circle Jerks, etc.)
Punk looking band with a few cool riffs and some OK songs.
Extremely overrated compared to more innovative punk bands of the past (D.I., Dead Kennedys, Circle Jerks, etc.)
Greed Day isn't the only pop punk group these days that totally sucks, but they seem to be more conspicuous about their love of money than the average so-called punk rockers.
by Assex 776 September 29, 2007
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Although punk music fans (not the dirtbags who refer to themselves as punks - actual non human-beings) have been saying that punk is dead since 1978, it actually wasn't proven to be true until 1991 or so - the year "punk" broke in America
Since the early 1990s, punk bands are played on the big rock and top 40 stations in even the most rural areas of the United States. Green Day, for instance, sells as many records as 50 Cent and records on about the same six-million dollar budget in the same lavish studios.
Punk rock is recording a demo on a tape recorder in a trailer and selling copies of the tapes out of the back of your 1973 Ford Galaxy.
Now a fashion trend dominated by white prep school kids and emos.
Although punk music fans (not the dirtbags who refer to themselves as punks - actual non human-beings) have been saying that punk is dead since 1978, it actually wasn't proven to be true until 1991 or so - the year "punk" broke in America
Since the early 1990s, punk bands are played on the big rock and top 40 stations in even the most rural areas of the United States. Green Day, for instance, sells as many records as 50 Cent and records on about the same six-million dollar budget in the same lavish studios.
Punk rock is recording a demo on a tape recorder in a trailer and selling copies of the tapes out of the back of your 1973 Ford Galaxy.
Now a fashion trend dominated by white prep school kids and emos.
by Assex 776 October 22, 2007
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Get the prison lube mug.Probably the most evil thing you could call an African-American person
Commonly used by white bigots before 1865
Commonly used by white bigots before 1865
Jimbo called this black guy a nigger slave and ended up getting raped in the butt with a loaded .38 snubnose, which was later emptied into his rectal chamber
All y'all nigger slaves best get to work bailing this cotton, before I'ma half to whip your azzez.
All y'all nigger slaves best get to work bailing this cotton, before I'ma half to whip your azzez.
by Assex 776 October 15, 2007
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Only one of the original Nazi Party was openly gay. His name was Ernst Rohm, and he was the leader of the S.A. or Brownshirts. Hitler authorized Heinrich Himmler to murder Rohm during the Night of the Long Knives in 1934.
Lothar Machtan, a German history professor, in a book called "the Hidden Hitler" claims that Hitler and Rudolf Hess were gay lovers in prison during the 1920s. This, however, is highly controversial and impossible to prove with the existing historical evidence.
Only one of the original Nazi Party was openly gay. His name was Ernst Rohm, and he was the leader of the S.A. or Brownshirts. Hitler authorized Heinrich Himmler to murder Rohm during the Night of the Long Knives in 1934.
Lothar Machtan, a German history professor, in a book called "the Hidden Hitler" claims that Hitler and Rudolf Hess were gay lovers in prison during the 1920s. This, however, is highly controversial and impossible to prove with the existing historical evidence.
Gay Nazis are an amusing subset of the Nazi movement, but they aren't any more statistically representative of the Nazis than they are of non-Nazis.
by Assex 776 December 29, 2007
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