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An actor that is easily so good looking he could pass for gay.
He was born in rural Springfield, Missouri, and actually spent his life being the outdoorsman he plays in many of his movies.
A man over 40 with perfect abs, blonde hair and buns of steel. Someone Hitler would have been strongly attracted to sexually.
Went from having the grunge look with long girly hair in the 90s to being more spiked up and "macho" in later years.
Is in a contrived relationship with actress Angelina Jolie, who is part black.
He was born in rural Springfield, Missouri, and actually spent his life being the outdoorsman he plays in many of his movies.
A man over 40 with perfect abs, blonde hair and buns of steel. Someone Hitler would have been strongly attracted to sexually.
Went from having the grunge look with long girly hair in the 90s to being more spiked up and "macho" in later years.
Is in a contrived relationship with actress Angelina Jolie, who is part black.
by Assex 776 September 30, 2007
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Massacred black and Union troops at Fort Pillow in 1864, or at least turned his back on the actions of his subordinates.
Made his fortune raising tobacco and selling slaves.
Was the first Imperial Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan or KKK, which he disassociated himself with shortly thereafter. He testified before Congress in 1870 during the Ku Klux Klan hearings and rightfully considered the Klan completely lawless terrorists.
Massacred black and Union troops at Fort Pillow in 1864, or at least turned his back on the actions of his subordinates.
Made his fortune raising tobacco and selling slaves.
Was the first Imperial Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan or KKK, which he disassociated himself with shortly thereafter. He testified before Congress in 1870 during the Ku Klux Klan hearings and rightfully considered the Klan completely lawless terrorists.
Nathan Bedford Forrest was the first gangsta rapper. Not only did he get rich from selling black people into slavery, he also invented the drive by shooting and lynched dozens of black people.
by Assex 776 September 16, 2007
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Prison heterosexuality basically means ass-raping another inmate, before he ass-rapes you. In other words, it's about being the dominant homosexual in a gay jail relationship.
by Assex 776 August 28, 2007
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Independence, Missouri, is the methtropolis of mid-America
Bakersfield is one methed up methtropolis and close enough to L.A. to bake up tons of that tooth shattering shit for Los Angelenos.
Bakersfield is one methed up methtropolis and close enough to L.A. to bake up tons of that tooth shattering shit for Los Angelenos.
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by Assex 776 January 1, 2008
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by Assex 776 December 5, 2009
Get the High Four mug.Arthur Bryant's is the best BBQ restaurant in the world bar none. The main location is northeast of the corner of 18th and Brooklyn in Kansas City, Missouri. It was jazz saxophonist Charlie "Bird" Parker's favorite restaurant.
Among the list of celebrities, who cite Bryant's as the best BBQ in America: John Kerry; Steven Speilburg; Jimmy and Rosalyn Carter; Danny Glover; R. Lee Ermey; James Spader; Sally Field; etc.
Among the list of celebrities, who cite Bryant's as the best BBQ in America: John Kerry; Steven Speilburg; Jimmy and Rosalyn Carter; Danny Glover; R. Lee Ermey; James Spader; Sally Field; etc.
I just chartered a private jet from Los Angeles, because I wanted to fly to Kansas City and get some Arthur Bryant's BBQ. It's the best BBQ on earth.
by Assex 776 August 28, 2007
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