Assex 776's definitions
A city with lots of methamphetamine addicts, where tons of tweakers live and break in and rob your shit
Independence, Missouri, is the methtropolis of mid-America
Bakersfield is one methed up methtropolis and close enough to L.A. to bake up tons of that tooth shattering shit for Los Angelenos.
Bakersfield is one methed up methtropolis and close enough to L.A. to bake up tons of that tooth shattering shit for Los Angelenos.
by Assex 776 September 22, 2023
Get the methtropolismug. Arthur Bryant's is the best BBQ restaurant in the world bar none. The main location is northeast of the corner of 18th and Brooklyn in Kansas City, Missouri. It was jazz saxophonist Charlie "Bird" Parker's favorite restaurant.
Among the list of celebrities, who cite Bryant's as the best BBQ in America: John Kerry; Steven Speilburg; Jimmy and Rosalyn Carter; Danny Glover; R. Lee Ermey; James Spader; Sally Field; etc.
Among the list of celebrities, who cite Bryant's as the best BBQ in America: John Kerry; Steven Speilburg; Jimmy and Rosalyn Carter; Danny Glover; R. Lee Ermey; James Spader; Sally Field; etc.
I just chartered a private jet from Los Angeles, because I wanted to fly to Kansas City and get some Arthur Bryant's BBQ. It's the best BBQ on earth.
by Assex 776 August 28, 2007
Get the arthur bryant'smug. Technically this doesn't exist (geniuses), because terrorists vote through the barrel of a gun (to paraphrase Chairman Mao Tse Tung, who also coined the phrase "political correctness" during the Cultural Revolution in 1960s China). In short, terrorists don't find the political process to be worth their participation, so they commit acts of terrorism to terrorize people instead of voting like your rich f--king parents do.
Al Quida doesn't believe in terrorist voting, when it's so much easier to blow up a Jewish pizzeria or put nukes in the Super Bowl.
by Assex 776 March 8, 2008
Get the terrorist votingmug. The substitute for Jesus Christ among left-of-center Democrats.
Shorthand for Barack Hussein Obama (b. 1961, Somalia), the leader of one of the most successful religious cults since Jim Jones - the leader of the People's Temple in 1970s San Francisco (later Guyana, South America).
In 2008, Obama is overwhelmingly the mainstream media's choice for U.S. President.
The most successful politician currently in American politics.
When speaking of Obama it is considered racist to mention his Islamic origins or his middle name.
Barack Hussein Obama likes to be referred to as simply "Obama" much like Ioseb Vissarionovich Jugashvili liked to be called Stalin, the "man of steel." (See also: Nero, Caligula, Hitler, Mao, Che, Lenin, Marx, et al).
Currently claims membership in the cult-like Trinity United Church of Christ in Chicago, Illinois. The mission statement of this church is:
"We are an African people, and remain true to our native land, the mother continent, the cradle of civilization."
Shorthand for Barack Hussein Obama (b. 1961, Somalia), the leader of one of the most successful religious cults since Jim Jones - the leader of the People's Temple in 1970s San Francisco (later Guyana, South America).
In 2008, Obama is overwhelmingly the mainstream media's choice for U.S. President.
The most successful politician currently in American politics.
When speaking of Obama it is considered racist to mention his Islamic origins or his middle name.
Barack Hussein Obama likes to be referred to as simply "Obama" much like Ioseb Vissarionovich Jugashvili liked to be called Stalin, the "man of steel." (See also: Nero, Caligula, Hitler, Mao, Che, Lenin, Marx, et al).
Currently claims membership in the cult-like Trinity United Church of Christ in Chicago, Illinois. The mission statement of this church is:
"We are an African people, and remain true to our native land, the mother continent, the cradle of civilization."
Master Obama said that the Sermon on the Mount was about homosexual marriage. No one in the media seemed to find this comment even the least bit controversial.
by Assex 776 March 10, 2008
Get the Obamamug. A word invented by Idaho skinheads as a racial slur against blacks. Not funny or witty except among skinheads up North.
Rarely if ever used in the South, where the blacks actually live. Down there the popular insults are coon, nigger, jigaboo or porch monkey.
Rarely if ever used in the South, where the blacks actually live. Down there the popular insults are coon, nigger, jigaboo or porch monkey.
Skinhead: "Oi, mate. Them bloody nig nogs were listening to there raga music again."
White Southerner: ????
White Southerner: ????
by Assex 776 October 22, 2007
Get the nig nogmug. Paris Hitler over there, you know the one with the Venti Latte, she lectured me about how uncool my shoes were. Then she started talking about voting for Obama, because he was "cute" and had "nice ears."
by Assex 776 October 15, 2008
Get the Paris Hitlermug. My manager at Pizza Hut lost one of his fingers in an industrial mishap, so he was always trying to give everyone a high four, which was funny the first 10 times he did it but not funny after the 100th time.
by Assex 776 December 5, 2009
Get the High Fourmug.