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ball gag

A large, usually red, rubber or plastic ball attached to two leather straps that hold it tightly in a person's mouth. Often displayed during gay or lesbian pride parades on a dog collared victim.
Jeffrey Dahmer must have ball gagged those bitch niggas to shut them up, while he was carving them up with the electric knife.

Marsellus Wallace was mumbling like a ball gagged bitch, while Zed and Maynard were pounding his bitch ass.
by Assex 776 September 7, 2007
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AFFIRMATIVE ACTION

In America, Affirmative Action was a product of the Great Society policies of President Lyndon Baines Johnson. It was first codified into law under a series of Executive Orders (not approved by Congress, in other words), which stated that munitions manufacturers including private firms doing business with the federal government should "take affirmative action" in hiring minorities - at the time defined almost solely as African Americans.

As the Vietnam War dragged on under President Richard Milhous Nixon, Affirmative Action became part of a wider government program to bribe inner city blacks to get with the program and support their government. Of course, Affirmative Action, welfare (started under FDR in the 1930s) and other government handouts did nothing to increase the love that black people had for the federal government.

By 1978 liberal activism was under attack. President Jimmy Carter had expanded Johnson's liberal social programs to their ultimate extreme, and white, middle class Americans began to look toward the Republican Party and their rising star, Ronald Reagan, for new political direction. That same year, the Supreme Court ruled 5-4 against quotas for the first time in the landmark California Board of Regents vs. Allan Bakke decision. However, Affirmative Action was far from dead and buried.

Today Affirmative Action remains rooted in American policy, although most Americans including many African-Americans find Affirmative Action outmoded for the much less racist atmosphere of the 21st Century.

Inexplicably Affirmative Action still exists, even after the election of Barack Obama.
Affirmative Action put that white guy with a college degree in the unemployment line, while that black guy who can't even write his own name got the promotion.

Asians and Jews are also targets of racism, but they get none of the benefits of Affirmative Action. It's punishment for their success, I assume.

Jesse "Affirmative Action" Jackson got Nike to loan him $600 million dollars after threatening a boycott. What an extortionist piece of shit he is.
by Assex 776 December 9, 2008
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david allen coe

sometimes spelled as David Allan Coe

country singer-songwriter who peaked in the late 1970s

personified outlaw country music with tattoos, ear rings, long hair and a connection to motorcycle gangs

Coe served time in an Ohio state prison

wrote the song Take This Job and Shove It, which became a #1 hit in 1978 as covered by Johnny Paycheck

wrote several racist, sexist and homophobic (the trifecta of anti-liberalism - yet funny) songs released as underground or X-rated albums

his underground album is difficult to find today and rare

among his underground songs is the classic "Fvck Anita Bryant"
"They tell me I look like Merle Haggard, but sound a lot like David Allen Coe," Longhaired Redneck (1976)

David Allan Coe is one of the funniest racists in country music.

If you think Ice Cube is OK but hate the lyrics of David Allen Coe, you're a hypocrite.
by Assex 776 November 18, 2007
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Buck O'Neil

Manager of the Kansas City Monarchs baseball team.

A man who defined class, honor and integrity in a world that is often vacuous and unfair to great men
Buck O'Neill had the kind of character that would have made him an excellent choice to be the first black President of the United States.
by Assex 776 October 19, 2007
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anita bryant

A co-founder of the Religious Right - a conservative, Christian, political movement in the United States that began in the late 1970s and continues to the present day.

Politically to the Right of more traditional evangelicals like the Rev. Billy Graham

Led a political crusade against homosexuality in the late 1970s that killed her career, while simultaneously opening the door for the Moral Majority - Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell - into mainstream politics.

Bryant is largely responsible for the ascendancy of Ronald Reagan to the White House in 1980.

In the late 1960s and early 1970s, Bryant had been a model, a singer and an Florida orange juice spokesperson.

A largely unsung martyr for the Christian Right in the U.S. and arguably the most effective political spokeswoman in the past 30 years.
Anita Bryant turned fear of homosexual child molesters into an artform.

Without Anita Bryant's "Save Our Children" campaign during Jimmy Carter's first term, Carter may have had a chance at a second term.
by Assex 776 September 27, 2007
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kill em all

Metallica's first and best album.

Heavily influenced by Venom and Motorhead but took it up another notch with the superior guitar soloing of former Exodus guitarist Kirk Hammett.

Reworks demos from 1981's Hit the Lights 7-inch and 1982's No Life Til Leather (featuring Dave Mustaine on lead guitars/lead vocals) and vastly improves on their song structure.

Song list found in another prior UD definition. All songs are raw and not overproduced - the opposite of every Metallica album afterwards.

Originally released on Megaforce Records in May 1983.
Kill Em All is clearly the only Metallica album that doesn't suck and is still enjoyable in the present tense.

The black kids in my high school (late 1980s) thought Kill Em All had something to do with killing black people, which is totally stupid and false.
by Assex 776 September 28, 2007
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Black Muslim

A black guy who uses Islam as an excuse to hate white folks and the Jewish people also Asians and hispanics.

Some of the early leaders of this group were Elijah Muhammad and Malcolm X. Later the group was hijacked by Louis "Calypso" Farrakhan and turned into a gimmick to make money.
Yo, dog. I just saw these two Black Muslims drinking 40s and eating hambone with black eyed peas.

That Black Muslim was saying that Isreal was in charge of 9-11. Then he went out and masturbated to a photo of Barbara Streisand.

Ice Cube was saying he was a Black Muslim. Then he buttfucked about fourteen virgins and drank a quart and a half of Crazy Horse.
by Assex 776 August 28, 2007
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