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Black Muslim

A black guy who uses Islam as an excuse to hate white folks and the Jewish people also Asians and hispanics.

Some of the early leaders of this group were Elijah Muhammad and Malcolm X. Later the group was hijacked by Louis "Calypso" Farrakhan and turned into a gimmick to make money.
Yo, dog. I just saw these two Black Muslims drinking 40s and eating hambone with black eyed peas.

That Black Muslim was saying that Isreal was in charge of 9-11. Then he went out and masturbated to a photo of Barbara Streisand.

Ice Cube was saying he was a Black Muslim. Then he buttfucked about fourteen virgins and drank a quart and a half of Crazy Horse.
by Assex 776 August 28, 2007
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stay out of jail

A kickass Motorhead song from We Are Motorhead(2000)

A good plan, if you plan on maintaining your anal virginity.
I'm 17, and I weigh 97 lbs. I decided the best plan was to stay out of jail.
by Assex 776 January 3, 2008
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stay out of jail

A kickass Motorhead song from the CD "We Are Motorhead" (2000)

A good plan, if you want to preserve your anal virginity
I decided to stay out of jail, because I'm 17 and weigh 97 lbs.
by Assex 776 January 3, 2008
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methtropolis

A city with lots of methamphetamine addicts, where tons of tweakers live and break in and rob your shit
Independence, Missouri, is the methtropolis of mid-America

Bakersfield is one methed up methtropolis and close enough to L.A. to bake up tons of that tooth shattering shit for Los Angelenos.
by Assex 776 September 22, 2023
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ball gag

A large, usually red, rubber or plastic ball attached to two leather straps that hold it tightly in a person's mouth. Often displayed during gay or lesbian pride parades on a dog collared victim.
Jeffrey Dahmer must have ball gagged those bitch niggas to shut them up, while he was carving them up with the electric knife.

Marsellus Wallace was mumbling like a ball gagged bitch, while Zed and Maynard were pounding his bitch ass.
by Assex 776 September 7, 2007
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aids bag

Archaic phrase from the 1980s meaning a homosexual who is very weak and in the final stages of full blown AIDS

An insult attached to a pussy gay man or man you perceive as being weak and prissy
I went down to the hospice where my mom works, and all these AIDS bags were there stinking up the place with their bodily fluids. My mom should wear a body condom.

Mr. Felcher is an unbelievable AIDS bag. Not only is he the worst teacher in school, I think he wants to cornhole my anus.
by Assex 776 October 15, 2007
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bitchslap

what Afro-American males do to their mothers and other females

a way to prove you're more macho than a homosexual
Yo, nicca. I bitchslap dat ho, word.
by Assex 776 November 18, 2007
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