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anita bryant

A co-founder of the Religious Right - a conservative, Christian, political movement in the United States that began in the late 1970s and continues to the present day.

Politically to the Right of more traditional evangelicals like the Rev. Billy Graham

Led a political crusade against homosexuality in the late 1970s that killed her career, while simultaneously opening the door for the Moral Majority - Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell - into mainstream politics.

Bryant is largely responsible for the ascendancy of Ronald Reagan to the White House in 1980.

In the late 1960s and early 1970s, Bryant had been a model, a singer and an Florida orange juice spokesperson.

A largely unsung martyr for the Christian Right in the U.S. and arguably the most effective political spokeswoman in the past 30 years.
Anita Bryant turned fear of homosexual child molesters into an artform.

Without Anita Bryant's "Save Our Children" campaign during Jimmy Carter's first term, Carter may have had a chance at a second term.
by Assex 776 September 27, 2007
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Buck O'Neil

Manager of the Kansas City Monarchs baseball team.

A man who defined class, honor and integrity in a world that is often vacuous and unfair to great men
Buck O'Neill had the kind of character that would have made him an excellent choice to be the first black President of the United States.
by Assex 776 October 19, 2007
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A.I.D.S.

Anally Inflicted Death Sentence

originally coined by the speed-metal group, M.O.D. or Method of Destruction in 1987.

Lead singer, Bill Milano, is an outspoken insult comic, who once fronted the ultra-conservative, thrash band, S.O.D. or Stormtroopers of Death, which relased the album Speak English or Die (1986). The other three members of S.O.D. were also in Anthrax, Scott Ian and Charlie Benante, and/or Nuclear Assault, Dan Lilker.
Anally Inflicted Death Sentence
A.I.D.S. (2x)
That's what you get for having a penis up your ass....etc.
by Assex 776 September 15, 2007
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Nathan Bedford Forrest

A Confederate cavalry officer, who beat Union troops in nearly every battle especially when outnumbered two or three to one.

Massacred black and Union troops at Fort Pillow in 1864, or at least turned his back on the actions of his subordinates.

Made his fortune raising tobacco and selling slaves.

Was the first Imperial Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan or KKK, which he disassociated himself with shortly thereafter. He testified before Congress in 1870 during the Ku Klux Klan hearings and rightfully considered the Klan completely lawless terrorists.
Nathan Bedford Forrest was the first gangsta rapper. Not only did he get rich from selling black people into slavery, he also invented the drive by shooting and lynched dozens of black people.
by Assex 776 September 16, 2007
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methtropolis

A city with lots of methamphetamine addicts, where tons of tweakers live and break in and rob your shit
Independence, Missouri, is the methtropolis of mid-America

Bakersfield is one methed up methtropolis and close enough to L.A. to bake up tons of that tooth shattering shit for Los Angelenos.
by Assex 776 September 22, 2023
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prison heterosexuality

Strictly this doesn't exist since no one who's totally straight lasts five minutes in prison without becoming involved in some kind of man-man action.
Prison heterosexuality basically means ass-raping another inmate, before he ass-rapes you. In other words, it's about being the dominant homosexual in a gay jail relationship.
by Assex 776 August 28, 2007
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High Four

High four is similar to giving someone a high five only one of your fingers is missing.
My manager at Pizza Hut lost one of his fingers in an industrial mishap, so he was always trying to give everyone a high four, which was funny the first 10 times he did it but not funny after the 100th time.
by Assex 776 December 5, 2009
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