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Nathan Bedford Forrest

A Confederate cavalry officer, who beat Union troops in nearly every battle especially when outnumbered two or three to one.

Massacred black and Union troops at Fort Pillow in 1864, or at least turned his back on the actions of his subordinates.

Made his fortune raising tobacco and selling slaves.

Was the first Imperial Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan or KKK, which he disassociated himself with shortly thereafter. He testified before Congress in 1870 during the Ku Klux Klan hearings and rightfully considered the Klan completely lawless terrorists.
Nathan Bedford Forrest was the first gangsta rapper. Not only did he get rich from selling black people into slavery, he also invented the drive by shooting and lynched dozens of black people.
by Assex 776 September 16, 2007
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prison heterosexuality

Strictly this doesn't exist since no one who's totally straight lasts five minutes in prison without becoming involved in some kind of man-man action.
Prison heterosexuality basically means ass-raping another inmate, before he ass-rapes you. In other words, it's about being the dominant homosexual in a gay jail relationship.
by Assex 776 August 28, 2007
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methtropolis

A city with lots of methamphetamine addicts, where tons of tweakers live and break in and rob your shit
Independence, Missouri, is the methtropolis of mid-America

Bakersfield is one methed up methtropolis and close enough to L.A. to bake up tons of that tooth shattering shit for Los Angelenos.
by Assex 776 September 22, 2023
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brad pitt

An actor that is easily so good looking he could pass for gay.

He was born in rural Springfield, Missouri, and actually spent his life being the outdoorsman he plays in many of his movies.

A man over 40 with perfect abs, blonde hair and buns of steel. Someone Hitler would have been strongly attracted to sexually.

Went from having the grunge look with long girly hair in the 90s to being more spiked up and "macho" in later years.

Is in a contrived relationship with actress Angelina Jolie, who is part black.
Brad Pitt gets all the girls, but he really wants all the boys.
by Assex 776 September 30, 2007
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A.I.D.S.

Anally Inflicted Death Sentence

originally coined by the speed-metal group, M.O.D. or Method of Destruction in 1987.

Lead singer, Bill Milano, is an outspoken insult comic, who once fronted the ultra-conservative, thrash band, S.O.D. or Stormtroopers of Death, which relased the album Speak English or Die (1986). The other three members of S.O.D. were also in Anthrax, Scott Ian and Charlie Benante, and/or Nuclear Assault, Dan Lilker.
Anally Inflicted Death Sentence
A.I.D.S. (2x)
That's what you get for having a penis up your ass....etc.
by Assex 776 September 15, 2007
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hansolophobia

A fear or loathing of actor, Harrison Ford, or the first "Star Wars" trilogy.
Those convention geeks are giving me hansolophobia
by Assex 776 September 7, 2007
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Eddie Vedder

A San Diego-based rock star/surfer who took over the helm of the moribund, Seattle, grunge band Mother Love Bone and turned it into the mega-platnum, hit machine Pearl Jam in 1991.

Sang on the album Ten which was one of the five most influential albums of the 1990s (along with Nirvana's Nevermind, Dr Dre's the Chronic, Alice in Chains' Facelift and Slayer's Seasons in the Abyss)

Is an example of a good yuppie - rich but cares about the environment, ending racism/sexism/homophobia and electing liberal Democrats to office.

Used to swing from the rafters like Tarzan and give free concerts like the Day on the Green in Lawrence, Kansas, in 1992. (I was there).
"I'm Eddie Vedder, and I care about the environment."

Thousands of sexy chicks cheer and throw their panties on the stage.
by Assex 776 September 29, 2007
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