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nig nog

A word invented by Idaho skinheads as a racial slur against blacks. Not funny or witty except among skinheads up North.

Rarely if ever used in the South, where the blacks actually live. Down there the popular insults are coon, nigger, jigaboo or porch monkey.
Skinhead: "Oi, mate. Them bloody nig nogs were listening to there raga music again."

White Southerner: ????
by Assex 776 October 22, 2007
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terrorist voting

Technically this doesn't exist (geniuses), because terrorists vote through the barrel of a gun (to paraphrase Chairman Mao Tse Tung, who also coined the phrase "political correctness" during the Cultural Revolution in 1960s China). In short, terrorists don't find the political process to be worth their participation, so they commit acts of terrorism to terrorize people instead of voting like your rich f--king parents do.
Al Quida doesn't believe in terrorist voting, when it's so much easier to blow up a Jewish pizzeria or put nukes in the Super Bowl.
by Assex 776 March 8, 2008
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bitchslap

what Afro-American males do to their mothers and other females

a way to prove you're more macho than a homosexual
Yo, nicca. I bitchslap dat ho, word.
by Assex 776 November 18, 2007
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aids bag

Archaic phrase from the 1980s meaning a homosexual who is very weak and in the final stages of full blown AIDS

An insult attached to a pussy gay man or man you perceive as being weak and prissy
I went down to the hospice where my mom works, and all these AIDS bags were there stinking up the place with their bodily fluids. My mom should wear a body condom.

Mr. Felcher is an unbelievable AIDS bag. Not only is he the worst teacher in school, I think he wants to cornhole my anus.
by Assex 776 October 15, 2007
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bloody buggar

1) The most offensive thing you can say in British, Scottish, Irish, South African, New Zealand or Australian English

It means anally sodomizing another man and causing his rectum to bleed like a bitch as in a prison rape

2) Something kids in America say to be funny

It refers to the snot in their nose that forms kernels and then they eat
1) Person with thick Yorkshire accent: "Aye, cunt. Yerrrrr a bloody buggar."

Girl/guy gets offended and hurt.

2) 7 y/o American kid: "I'm gonna eat a bloody buggar."

45 y/o English woman: "Don't say that. it's entirely vile."
by Assex 776 October 22, 2007
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ball gag

A large, usually red, rubber or plastic ball attached to two leather straps that hold it tightly in a person's mouth. Often displayed during gay or lesbian pride parades on a dog collared victim.
Jeffrey Dahmer must have ball gagged those bitch niggas to shut them up, while he was carving them up with the electric knife.

Marsellus Wallace was mumbling like a ball gagged bitch, while Zed and Maynard were pounding his bitch ass.
by Assex 776 September 7, 2007
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Obama

The substitute for Jesus Christ among left-of-center Democrats.

Shorthand for Barack Hussein Obama (b. 1961, Somalia), the leader of one of the most successful religious cults since Jim Jones - the leader of the People's Temple in 1970s San Francisco (later Guyana, South America).

In 2008, Obama is overwhelmingly the mainstream media's choice for U.S. President.

The most successful politician currently in American politics.

When speaking of Obama it is considered racist to mention his Islamic origins or his middle name.

Barack Hussein Obama likes to be referred to as simply "Obama" much like Ioseb Vissarionovich Jugashvili liked to be called Stalin, the "man of steel." (See also: Nero, Caligula, Hitler, Mao, Che, Lenin, Marx, et al).

Currently claims membership in the cult-like Trinity United Church of Christ in Chicago, Illinois. The mission statement of this church is:

"We are an African people, and remain true to our native land, the mother continent, the cradle of civilization."
Master Obama said that the Sermon on the Mount was about homosexual marriage. No one in the media seemed to find this comment even the least bit controversial.
by Assex 776 March 10, 2008
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