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Kansas City Royals

A Major League Baseball team that was started by Ewing Kaufmann in 1973 in Kansas City, Missouri, which had been the home of the legendary Negro League champions, the KC Monarchs (1920 - 1962) - Jackie Robinson, Satchel Paige, Buck O'Neil, etc.

At first, the Royals lived up to the level of excellence set by the Monarchs. From 1973-1993, they won ten American League West penants, lost one World Series to the Philadelphia Phillies in 1980 and came back five years later to beat the St. Louis Cardinals in the I-70 Series. In 1980, third baseman George Brett had over a .400 batting average.

Other Royals megastars in the first two decades were:
1) Willie Wilson
2) Bret Saberhagen
3) Frank White
4) Al Hrabosky, the Mad Hungarian
5) Jorge Orta
6) Dane Iorg
7) Bo Jackson

After 1993, the Royals went into a slump and became one of the worst teams in MLB. This has been acutely painful to watch, if you were a fan of Royals Baseball in the 1970s and 1980s.
The decline of the once great Kansas City Royals has been like watching a Shakespearean tragedy. It's sad to see a team that was once at the top of the MLB fall to the bottom.

The Kansas City Royals consistently beat the Yankees in the '70s and '80s even with half their budget. This gave hope to kids across the country that baseball was fair and honest. Anyone with talent could rise to the top. Today that hope is lost.
by Assex 776 October 18, 2007
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bitchslap

what Afro-American males do to their mothers and other females

a way to prove you're more macho than a homosexual
Yo, nicca. I bitchslap dat ho, word.
by Assex 776 November 18, 2007
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aids bag

Archaic phrase from the 1980s meaning a homosexual who is very weak and in the final stages of full blown AIDS

An insult attached to a pussy gay man or man you perceive as being weak and prissy
I went down to the hospice where my mom works, and all these AIDS bags were there stinking up the place with their bodily fluids. My mom should wear a body condom.

Mr. Felcher is an unbelievable AIDS bag. Not only is he the worst teacher in school, I think he wants to cornhole my anus.
by Assex 776 October 15, 2007
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bloody buggar

1) The most offensive thing you can say in British, Scottish, Irish, South African, New Zealand or Australian English

It means anally sodomizing another man and causing his rectum to bleed like a bitch as in a prison rape

2) Something kids in America say to be funny

It refers to the snot in their nose that forms kernels and then they eat
1) Person with thick Yorkshire accent: "Aye, cunt. Yerrrrr a bloody buggar."

Girl/guy gets offended and hurt.

2) 7 y/o American kid: "I'm gonna eat a bloody buggar."

45 y/o English woman: "Don't say that. it's entirely vile."
by Assex 776 October 22, 2007
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ball gag

A large, usually red, rubber or plastic ball attached to two leather straps that hold it tightly in a person's mouth. Often displayed during gay or lesbian pride parades on a dog collared victim.
Jeffrey Dahmer must have ball gagged those bitch niggas to shut them up, while he was carving them up with the electric knife.

Marsellus Wallace was mumbling like a ball gagged bitch, while Zed and Maynard were pounding his bitch ass.
by Assex 776 September 7, 2007
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david allen coe

sometimes spelled as David Allan Coe

country singer-songwriter who peaked in the late 1970s

personified outlaw country music with tattoos, ear rings, long hair and a connection to motorcycle gangs

Coe served time in an Ohio state prison

wrote the song Take This Job and Shove It, which became a #1 hit in 1978 as covered by Johnny Paycheck

wrote several racist, sexist and homophobic (the trifecta of anti-liberalism - yet funny) songs released as underground or X-rated albums

his underground album is difficult to find today and rare

among his underground songs is the classic "Fvck Anita Bryant"
"They tell me I look like Merle Haggard, but sound a lot like David Allen Coe," Longhaired Redneck (1976)

David Allan Coe is one of the funniest racists in country music.

If you think Ice Cube is OK but hate the lyrics of David Allen Coe, you're a hypocrite.
by Assex 776 November 18, 2007
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hansolophobia

A fear or loathing of actor, Harrison Ford, or the first "Star Wars" trilogy.
Those convention geeks are giving me hansolophobia
by Assex 776 September 7, 2007
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