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nazi punk

Usually these are punk rockers who aren't truly nazis but vaguely hold racist, anti-intellectual, anti-socialist or fascist beliefs.

"The fascists are the only true anarchists," a phrase coined by Benito Mussolini seems to describe the Nazi punk attitude toward bourgeoise culture

A group that would have been gassed in Auschwitz for cross-dressing, refusing to obey orders and/or wearing BDSM fetish wear.

Sid Vicious, Siouxie Sioux, Johnny Rotten, Richard Hell, Iggy Pop, the Adolescents, Black Flag, Exene, Darby Crash and most early punks latched onto the Nazi Punk image in the late '70s.

In 1976, the swastika was borrowed from Iggy and the Stooges, the Outlaws Motorcycle Club and the Hell's Angels and then updated and modified into an easily consumable teenage trend by fashion designers Vivian Westwood and Malcolm McLauren in their London boutique called "Sex"

By 1982, the Nazi Punk fad was driven underground, because the big record companies were no longer interested in signing punk rock bands and were totally focused on New Wave. Without the mainstream media paying attention punks started concentrating less on image and more on substance.

Most of the Nazi Punks were uneducated and not nearly as bigoted and extreme as their Nazi fetish would indicate.
In the '70s, Darby and Sid were into heavy leather and swastikas on their clothes. Although they were cross-dressing, they could also be considered Nazi Punks.

"Nazi Punks Fuck Off" - Dead Kennedys song that became a hit in 1981, because of all the trendy, rich kids in the O.C. pretending to be Nazis & leathermen from London's East End.
by Assex 776 October 15, 2007
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butt towel

A towel used by someone in their ass crack. It can be somewhat clean and hygienic as in butt-towel, when used after a shower.

However, many males use a butt towel to clean the grit off their anus and ball sack, when they are too lazy to bathe more than once a week.
My girlfriend used a butt-towel right after her shower to dry off her cooch and butt crack. I would have used it on my face after that and not been offended at all by her sweet smell, but she immediately took it to the wash room and threw it in the washer.

Mark is such a mongoloid. He's almost 40 and still lives in his mom's basement. I don't think he bathes often, which is one reason why he shaved his head and obtained a butt towel to wipe the scum and sweat off his sphincter and nut sack. What a fucking groder.
by Assex 776 June 13, 2009
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John F. Kennedy

The president who nailed more fine pussy than any other man that was ever in the Oval Office. During WW2, he was boning a Nazi spy. Then, in 1952, he married a ravishingly hot heiress named Jacqueline, who later appeared naked in Hustler magazine. By the time he was president in 1961, he was having multiple affairs with dozens of women including: Mary Tyler Moore who was still married to Dick Van Dyke; Jayne Mansfield - a famous satanist, actress and nude model; Judith Exner - the mistress of a mafia boss; Angie Dickenson - a nyphomaniac redhead; and most famously Marilyn Monroe, who he murdered in 1962.

After a while, Kennedy's whoring ways made even the Gambino crime family red faced with shame. A secret alliance of assassins was formed, which carried out the JFK assasination on 11/22/1963. This black alliance consisted of mobsters, Cuban patriots, the Memphis Mafia including Elvis and Colonel Tom Parker, Texas politicians and conservative government agents working in tandem w/ FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover, who was a gay Republican.
John F Kennedy nabbed more fine poon than any leader in the history of the world including Caligula.

There is no woman on earth, who John F. Kennedy could not screw.
by Assex 776 December 26, 2007
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IRS

Infernal Revenue Service, etc.

A satanic cabal of bureaucrats that believes in plundering the wealth of taxpayers to fund projects like the ghetto school program, Iraq reconstruction and other forms of income redistribution from the middle class to the government.

One of the last remaining remnants of socialism in an otherwise free-market economy.

Was christened (originally the "Bureau of Revenue") in 1913 along with the Federal Reserve. See 16th Amendment of the US Constitution. Ratified by 38 states and signed into law by Republican William Howard Taft, who came in third place in the 1912 elections (behind Democrat Woodrow Wilson and Bull Moose candidate Teddy Roosevelt).

Quite possibly deepened the Great Depression of the 1930s, which was much worse than the economic depressions of the 19th Century.

Federal income tax had been ruled unconstitutional two times earlier by the Supreme Court in the late 1800s.

First set at less than 5% under the administration of Abraham Lincoln in 1862, and was voluntarily abandoned by the feds after the Civil War (imagine that today).
The marketplace giveth, and the IRS taketh away.

It's impossible to get out of child support, subsidized student loans, state taxes and federal obligations to the IRS.

The IRS is taking 15% of grandma's Social Security check, because she won too many bingo games.
by Assex 776 September 28, 2007
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slacker

1) The name of a great independent film from 1991 featuring such novelties as Madonna's pap smear. Shot in Austin, Texas, on a shoestring budget, it may be about the definitive movie on Slackers forever after.

Tends to be sort of affectionate slang in this context.

2) Synonym for a typical member of Generation X (born 1964-1981 roughly). Anyone who smoked reefer, wore flannel or owned the Chronic, Doggystyle or any music by Sublime, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Pearl Jam , Nirvana, Rancid , etc., in the first half of the 1990s. Anyone who liked movies directed by Quentin Tarantino.

Tends to be neutral slang, when used in this context.

3) Antonym of a politically aware member of the Baby Boom generation (born 1946-1963 roughly). Someone who thought of the Beatles, Vietnam, Woodstock or JFK being as historically relevant today as the Civil War or the War of 1812.

In this context is usually pejorative and insulting.

4) A description of a young man in the early 20th Century, who avoided military duty. An amoral, lazy coward.

Also negative in this context
1) The movie Slacker was brilliant. I could not stop seeing people I grew up with portrayed in the characters. It's a great movie to smoke weed and watch, when you're bored and not in the mood to write your Master's Thesis.

2) Wow. Lots of Slackers at Lollapalooza this year again. I wish someone would shoot Ani DeFranco.

3) You fucking Slackers think that Reaganomics was cool. You probably never even heard of Kent State or the Montgomery Bus Boycott. Too bad you weren't old enough to have had to have been drafted and sent to Vietnam.

4) You yellow-bellied slackers will be court-martialed, when General Patton returns from the Battle of the Bulge.
by Assex 776 August 25, 2009
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nig nog

A word invented by Idaho skinheads as a racial slur against blacks. Not funny or witty except among skinheads up North.

Rarely if ever used in the South, where the blacks actually live. Down there the popular insults are coon, nigger, jigaboo or porch monkey.
Skinhead: "Oi, mate. Them bloody nig nogs were listening to there raga music again."

White Southerner: ????
by Assex 776 October 22, 2007
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Punk is Dead

The truth. See also rap sucks

Although punk music fans (not the dirtbags who refer to themselves as punks - actual non human-beings) have been saying that punk is dead since 1978, it actually wasn't proven to be true until 1991 or so - the year "punk" broke in America

Since the early 1990s, punk bands are played on the big rock and top 40 stations in even the most rural areas of the United States. Green Day, for instance, sells as many records as 50 Cent and records on about the same six-million dollar budget in the same lavish studios.

Punk rock is recording a demo on a tape recorder in a trailer and selling copies of the tapes out of the back of your 1973 Ford Galaxy.

Now a fashion trend dominated by white prep school kids and emos.
How can anyone today disagree with the fact that punk is dead and has been for almost 20 years now?
by Assex 776 October 22, 2007
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