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Kansas City Royals

A Major League Baseball team that was started by Ewing Kaufmann in 1973 in Kansas City, Missouri, which had been the home of the legendary Negro League champions, the KC Monarchs (1920 - 1962) - Jackie Robinson, Satchel Paige, Buck O'Neil, etc.

At first, the Royals lived up to the level of excellence set by the Monarchs. From 1973-1993, they won ten American League West penants, lost one World Series to the Philadelphia Phillies in 1980 and came back five years later to beat the St. Louis Cardinals in the I-70 Series. In 1980, third baseman George Brett had over a .400 batting average.

Other Royals megastars in the first two decades were:
1) Willie Wilson
2) Bret Saberhagen
3) Frank White
4) Al Hrabosky, the Mad Hungarian
5) Jorge Orta
6) Dane Iorg
7) Bo Jackson

After 1993, the Royals went into a slump and became one of the worst teams in MLB. This has been acutely painful to watch, if you were a fan of Royals Baseball in the 1970s and 1980s.
The decline of the once great Kansas City Royals has been like watching a Shakespearean tragedy. It's sad to see a team that was once at the top of the MLB fall to the bottom.

The Kansas City Royals consistently beat the Yankees in the '70s and '80s even with half their budget. This gave hope to kids across the country that baseball was fair and honest. Anyone with talent could rise to the top. Today that hope is lost.
by Assex 776 October 18, 2007
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methtropolis

A city with lots of methamphetamine addicts, where tons of tweakers live and break in and rob your shit
Independence, Missouri, is the methtropolis of mid-America

Bakersfield is one methed up methtropolis and close enough to L.A. to bake up tons of that tooth shattering shit for Los Angelenos.
by Assex 776 September 22, 2023
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Nathan Bedford Forrest

A Confederate cavalry officer, who beat Union troops in nearly every battle especially when outnumbered two or three to one.

Massacred black and Union troops at Fort Pillow in 1864, or at least turned his back on the actions of his subordinates.

Made his fortune raising tobacco and selling slaves.

Was the first Imperial Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan or KKK, which he disassociated himself with shortly thereafter. He testified before Congress in 1870 during the Ku Klux Klan hearings and rightfully considered the Klan completely lawless terrorists.
Nathan Bedford Forrest was the first gangsta rapper. Not only did he get rich from selling black people into slavery, he also invented the drive by shooting and lynched dozens of black people.
by Assex 776 September 16, 2007
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prison heterosexuality

Strictly this doesn't exist since no one who's totally straight lasts five minutes in prison without becoming involved in some kind of man-man action.
Prison heterosexuality basically means ass-raping another inmate, before he ass-rapes you. In other words, it's about being the dominant homosexual in a gay jail relationship.
by Assex 776 August 28, 2007
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Hitler

A homosexual anti-semite/racist who gleefully committed genocide and started World War II

An inspiration for most of the Muslim world

What mohawked teenagers think their parents, teachers, local police officers and all authority figures are as bad as
Hitler bunged Himmler and then gassed 100,000 Hungarian Jews in one day.

Osama is like Hitler with more facial hair

Mom, stop being a Hitler, and let me go to the Avril concert, you fucking cunt.

"Hitler was a sensitive man," Anal Cunt song
by Assex 776 October 15, 2007
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hansolophobia

A fear or loathing of actor, Harrison Ford, or the first "Star Wars" trilogy.
Those convention geeks are giving me hansolophobia
by Assex 776 September 7, 2007
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A.I.D.S.

Anally Inflicted Death Sentence

originally coined by the speed-metal group, M.O.D. or Method of Destruction in 1987.

Lead singer, Bill Milano, is an outspoken insult comic, who once fronted the ultra-conservative, thrash band, S.O.D. or Stormtroopers of Death, which relased the album Speak English or Die (1986). The other three members of S.O.D. were also in Anthrax, Scott Ian and Charlie Benante, and/or Nuclear Assault, Dan Lilker.
Anally Inflicted Death Sentence
A.I.D.S. (2x)
That's what you get for having a penis up your ass....etc.
by Assex 776 September 15, 2007
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