58 definitions by Arnie Grape

The balance of a horny male's experience between real pussy and internet pussy.
After evaluating my poon 2 goon ratio, I realized that I needed to take a break from internet porn.
by Arnie Grape September 5, 2021
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The Pre-Internet method that older pervs had to use in order to stare at, and get off to, unattainable attractive women.
I didn't have the Internet or Google Search when I was younger, so I had to go ogle women at the beach or strip clubs.
by Arnie Grape June 8, 2021
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1. The actual mother or father of a child, who can't afford or does not want the responsibility of raising the child, so he or she drops the child off at a random place to be raised by a random person or group of people.

2. The opposite of an adoptive parent.
After my baby's daddy left me, I had no choice but to become an I dropped it parent.
by Arnie Grape May 5, 2021
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The art of hunting, exposing, and teabagging Indian scammers who pretend to be online service technicians.
Jim Browning, Kitboga, and Perogi are experts at owl taxidermy.
by Arnie Grape April 27, 2021
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Women who let their guards down and allow a horse - sized cock to penetrate their walls only to suffer the consequences of taking a "gift horse in the mouth" ... or anywhere else!
Trojan Whores love their wild stallions, but they quickly realize that they aren't "stable."
by Arnie Grape April 8, 2022
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A gentleman who is hired to represent, negotiate, and seal the deal for a professional "playa" looking to secure a commitment from a female who has multiple and possibly better other options.
I had to ask my A-Gent to be my best man because without him ... she would have never let me put a ring on her finger.
by Arnie Grape March 1, 2023
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A derogatory term for when a plus-size model poses nude.
The pictorial was supposed to be viewed as beautiful and courageous, but it was "largely" considered to be nothing more than Flabstract Art.
by Arnie Grape February 26, 2019
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