18 definitions by Archduke of Douchebags
by Archduke of Douchebags January 10, 2019
A monster made of only eight penises that has to constantly jack it's self off to remain alive. this beast was created by the evil Chin Chin during the Wank dynasty sixty nine thousand years ago.
It was this Gay Octo that inspired H.P Lovecraft to write is infamous short story, call of Cthulhu.
It was this Gay Octo that inspired H.P Lovecraft to write is infamous short story, call of Cthulhu.
by Archduke of Douchebags January 9, 2019
A monster made of only eight penises that has to constantly jack it's self off to remain alive. this beast was created by the evil Chin Chin during the Wank dynasty sixty nine thousand years ago.
It was this Gay Octo that inspired H.P Lovecraft to write is infamous short story, call of Cthulhu.
It was this Gay Octo that inspired H.P Lovecraft to write is infamous short story, call of Cthulhu.
by Archduke of Douchebags January 9, 2019
When about to hell JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!! out of rage but realizing you are surrounded by Bible beaters, and quickly changing it to something else as not to be forced to listen to eighty bible verses to compensate for you sins.
Gay 1 (During intense super smash brothers ultimate for nintendo switch match) "JESUS IN A WHEELCHAIR?!?!?'d be funny right?"
Gay 2 "I guess it'd be funny?"
Gay 2 "I guess it'd be funny?"
by Archduke of Douchebags May 16, 2019
Person 1"What happened to our vibrating spoon?!"
Person 2"A with a good ass and parkinson's disease stole it's power!"
Person 2"A with a good ass and parkinson's disease stole it's power!"
by Archduke of Douchebags January 12, 2021
Gay 1: tell your dad i'ma fill his taco
Gay 2: you ain't filling up his taco!
# i'ma fill up your taco
Gay 2: you ain't filling up his taco!
# i'ma fill up your taco
by Archduke of Douchebags February 23, 2019
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A gays life for me!
We thrust, we spank, we plank and fuck.
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!
We sex and fist and don`t grope a testicals.
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A gays life for me!
We fight, we struggle, we anal sexing and stalk.
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!
copulate and squel and even blow
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A gays life for me!
We beat and cut, ejaculate and jiggle.
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!
We burn up the the game of life, we`re really a toilet.
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A gays life for me!
We`re hole fillers, bevers, flesh lights and
thighs.
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!
We`re staplers and salmon ducks, really
pastey spaghetti faghetti
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A gays life for me!
We`re mah nibbas and ninja sex party and bill cosby cads.
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!
jonto! But we`re fucked by our pussies
and ass cheecks!
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!
We thrust, we spank, we plank and fuck.
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!
We sex and fist and don`t grope a testicals.
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A gays life for me!
We fight, we struggle, we anal sexing and stalk.
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!
copulate and squel and even blow
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A gays life for me!
We beat and cut, ejaculate and jiggle.
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!
We burn up the the game of life, we`re really a toilet.
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A gays life for me!
We`re hole fillers, bevers, flesh lights and
thighs.
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!
We`re staplers and salmon ducks, really
pastey spaghetti faghetti
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!
Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A gays life for me!
We`re mah nibbas and ninja sex party and bill cosby cads.
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!
jonto! But we`re fucked by our pussies
and ass cheecks!
rape up me flock of gays, Yo Ho!
by Archduke of Douchebags February 16, 2019