Annie's definitions

Sobsterbate

To masturbate while wallowing in self-pity.
To masturbate while crying.

Can't get ahold of Mike? His girlfriend just dumped him, I'll bet he's home sobsterbating.

by Annie July 1, 2005

lord

any substance that takes you to higher level of life; the giver of levels

The lord givith and the lord taketh; we loveth the lord.

at a party: Dude, I'm feeling down tonight. Why don't we speed dial the lord?

by annie October 5, 2004

Hilary duff

Wtf, she's CRAP. Pure crap, ugly bitch.
She has yellow teeths in half of her images. She's fat and talentless doesnt know how to sing or act she should die

omg im hil hil and i rawk u omigah fuck me

by annie September 4, 2004

The Beatles

Probably the most influential and imitated rock band of the 20th century, these four men from England shaped not only music to this day, but started a youth revolution during the 1960's that gave the "under 30 crowd" many of the freedoms we still enjoy today. Those who disagree are either ignorant or jealous.

The moment that changed American history as we know it: 'Ladies and Gentlemen, the Beatles...'

by Annie July 1, 2003

DeAngelos

A guy's abs that are p-p-perfect! Look at a picture of the abdominal area of the singer DeAngelo and you will know what I am talking about.

What? He has DeAngelos?? DAMN!!! I wanna see!!

by Annie June 16, 2004

BWODL

annie

annie shoemaker

by annie November 8, 2003

colorado

The mountains are purple, the bud is bright green.

What else is there?

Let's go to Red Rocks and smoke some doob.

by Annie April 1, 2004