Anna Isabella's definitions

footstool

A bald head to lie your feet on when you are relaxing at home. It is much more comfortable than an actual footstool. The bald head ideally should be waxed or completely shaved so that it does not tickle or scratch feet. Some people also call this a baldy.

I wish I had my own human footstool or baldy instead of having to use this harder footstool from the store.

by Anna Isabella November 3, 2006

curly

a kickname for a bald-headed dude

Curly was the name of the bald-headed guy that used to play for the Harlem Globetrotters.

by Anna Isabella November 6, 2006

lightbulb

a bald-headed white man

May I change seats with you sir? The lightbulb directly in front of me is blinding me.

by Anna Isabella November 2, 2006

bozo

a balding man, who needs to cut his hair so it will not look so obvious that he is balding.

Why doesn't that bozo just shave his head?

by Anna Isabella November 2, 2006

cholo

a bald-headed mexican gangster

check out that fine azz cholo walking down the street

by Anna Isabella November 2, 2006

slick

A knickname for a bald-headed man that is usually meant to be derogatory.

Take it easy slick! I'll get to you when I get to you.

by Anna Isabella November 6, 2006

kojak

A bald-headed man, who is usually white. Otherwise you might refer to him as "black kojak" or "brown kojak"

Don't mess with Kojak girl. He's having a bad hair day.

by Anna Isabella November 2, 2006