13 definitions by Amber Almighty

Fucking

See "pathetic attempt at appearing to be 'hardcore'."

Or "beating a dead horse"

Or "not shocking"

Or "one of the many, many words to use in place of "having sex"

Fuck...Gee, how origional.

by Amber Almighty December 29, 2005

Human

Heh heh heh heh...eHEH ha ha!! WA HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! heehee! HAHAHAHA! WAHAHAAHAHAHAH!

You poor, stupid fool!

Heh heh heh heh heh...

by Amber Almighty December 29, 2005

Blonde

A hair color. Any shade of gold, in fact. Some blondes even have brown hair...Or at least they're brunettes that have been considered blondes. Me? I'm a natural blonde, and seldom have I ever came across a "blond" insult/joke directed at me. However, I've had several encounters with those worthless STEREOPTYPES, hanging around the halls, squealing over NOTHING (gaah...Loud noises...Eek!)and talking over mindless FOOL matters. Worthless conformists! Thanks to YOU, all lame, pathetic jokes are directed towards US! And you're not even BLONDE, you walking wads of chemicals! But you are here to serve a purpose...TO MAKE ME FEEL SUPERIOR!!!
Which I am, thank you! *Beaming grin*

Seeing how the vast majority of the world has black hair, I'd say it's the black-haired people who are stupider on average.

by Amber Almighty December 29, 2005

cheerleader

One often female and found at sport tournaments shrieking and bouncing and waving retarded poofy-things. When not at games, the cheerleader can be found in groups in the back of a car making love with a jock. Cheerleaders are often screaming at the top of their lungs in a way to express excitement.

See Bitch

by Amber Almighty June 4, 2004

scooby

A great dane that smokes pot.

There goes tipper, what a scooby

by Amber Almighty July 15, 2004

poodle

An evil being sent by Martians to destroy earth. Poodles are not dogs, contrary to popular belief, but are actually a relative of the spotted hyena. Poodles are generally quite small and armed with their hideous high-pitched yapping and razor-sharp teeth.

Billy, you get that poodle out of your nose right this instant!

by Amber Almighty June 28, 2004

Can Opener

I alone control the Can Opener...The Can Opener obeys only me.

I am the goddess of Can Openers...FEAR ME!!

by Amber Almighty December 29, 2005