2 definitions by Alsace-Lorraine=german 1871
"I was masturbating and came just as my mother entered the room. I ended up coming all over her."
"So relatable."
"So relatable."
by Alsace-Lorraine=german 1871 May 23, 2019
After a landmine the worst thin that can happen to your foot. It can save you from an uncle trying to rape you at night.
by Alsace-Lorraine=german 1871 May 23, 2019