Ali T's definitions

cawk

A slang word for the male penis. Usally spoken with a northen accent.

That whore put on her stiletto boots and walked all over my cawk.

by Ali T April 18, 2003

air Jesus

A slang term for sandals

Check that guy out wearing his air Jesus

by Ali T May 11, 2003

masturbathon

When you try to jerk off but are unable to reach orgasam for whatever reason, causeing you to jerk off for what seems to be an eternity yet is only 26.2 minutes

Dude, I went for a quick wank and that shit turned out to be a masterbathon.

by Ali T May 14, 2003

whalin

When you go on a hunt to lay the bone to a fat chcik.

Imm gonna get me some fat lovin tonight becuase I am goin whalin.

by Ali T April 21, 2003

turnout

To have a have a successfull emptying of the bowels through the rectum.

I say Betty, I had a great turnout on 't' pot today.

by Ali T May 30, 2005

cum balloon

When you jerk off into a condom filling it with your man chowder, making it similar to a water ballon, except it is sans water.

I made a cum balloon and dropped it off of the roof of my house striking the mailman on his gay ass hat.

by Ali T May 14, 2003

Bus

A slang term for ambulance

Yeah, we threw his ass in the back of the buss and hauled ass to the Hospital

by Ali T April 27, 2003