air Jesus

A slang term for sandals

Check that guy out wearing his air Jesus

by Ali T May 11, 2003

dirty gomez

Immediately after anal sex you the man pulls his cock out of the whore's ass and smears her shit around her mouth in a circle, making it look as if she has a mustache and goatee, except it's like a shitstache and shitee.

Ha that little whore loved it when I gave her the dirty gomez.

by Ali T April 27, 2003

Bus

A slang term for ambulance

Yeah, we threw his ass in the back of the buss and hauled ass to the Hospital

by Ali T April 27, 2003

gut box

Yet another slang term for an ambulance.

The firefighters on scene were tired of waiting for the gut box to show up and transport the patient.

by Ali T April 27, 2003

pussy shit

When a cottage cheese type substance begins to ooze/drain from the female vaginal cavity fusulting in an offensive type manner to both the visual and olfactory senses.

I thought that the tramp that I brought home from the club was Grade A prime ass, but once she pulled of her skidmarked drawers I saw that she had pussy shit leaking from her gaping, sultry, moldy, gash.

by Ali T May 14, 2003

cum guzzeling

A whore who loves to suck dick and swallow jizz.

"Check out suzy stink bitch, she's a cum guzzeling whore"

by Ali T April 03, 2003

masturbathon

When you try to jerk off but are unable to reach orgasam for whatever reason, causeing you to jerk off for what seems to be an eternity yet is only 26.2 minutes

Dude, I went for a quick wank and that shit turned out to be a masterbathon.

by Ali T May 14, 2003