25 definitions by Ali T

cawk

A slang word for the male penis. Usally spoken with a northen accent.

That whore put on her stiletto boots and walked all over my cawk.

by Ali T April 19, 2003

condom raw

After several hours of boneing a worish slut your dick begins to get irritated due to the condom's lubrication evaperating

Person 1 "Dude I was so drunk and her cum box was so boored out that I couldn't bust my nut and ended up getting condom Raw"
Person 2 "Holy shit bro, so what did you do?"
Person 1 "I jerked off in the condom and threw it in her eye like a cum balloon, causing that bitch temporary blindness"

by Ali T May 15, 2003

man flower

The errect male cock

My man flower was in full bloom when I saw that little slut in that whore dress of hers.

by Ali T April 24, 2003

Bus

A slang term for ambulance

Yeah, we threw his ass in the back of the buss and hauled ass to the Hospital

by Ali T April 28, 2003

kedow

simmilar to "Ta Da" or "there you are nigga"

Kedow, I busted that slutty as bitch in the lip with my cawk

by Ali T April 21, 2003

air Jesus

A slang term for sandals

Check that guy out wearing his air Jesus

by Ali T May 11, 2003

pussy shit

When a cottage cheese type substance begins to ooze/drain from the female vaginal cavity fusulting in an offensive type manner to both the visual and olfactory senses.

I thought that the tramp that I brought home from the club was Grade A prime ass, but once she pulled of her skidmarked drawers I saw that she had pussy shit leaking from her gaping, sultry, moldy, gash.

by Ali T May 15, 2003