Ali T's definitions

pussy shit

When a cottage cheese type substance begins to ooze/drain from the female vaginal cavity fusulting in an offensive type manner to both the visual and olfactory senses.

I thought that the tramp that I brought home from the club was Grade A prime ass, but once she pulled of her skidmarked drawers I saw that she had pussy shit leaking from her gaping, sultry, moldy, gash.

by Ali T May 14, 2003

cock monster

(Noun) A whore that craves the cock. She loves to rub it, suck it, and feel it in her. Also loves the feel of your jizz on her bare skin.

Dude, look at that rare corn fed cum guzzeling, dumpster diving North Easter NC variety of the cock monster. She loves the wang.

by Ali T April 8, 2003

gut box

Yet another slang term for an ambulance.

The firefighters on scene were tired of waiting for the gut box to show up and transport the patient.

by Ali T April 27, 2003

kedow

simmilar to "Ta Da" or "there you are nigga"

Kedow, I busted that slutty as bitch in the lip with my cawk

by Ali T April 21, 2003

Grapes of Wrath

A little somthing I like to call my balls when they are bouncing off of your chin.

Behold my grpaes of wrath you skank

by Ali T May 11, 2003

dirty gomez

Immediately after anal sex you the man pulls his cock out of the whore's ass and smears her shit around her mouth in a circle, making it look as if she has a mustache and goatee, except it's like a shitstache and shitee.

Ha that little whore loved it when I gave her the dirty gomez.

by Ali T April 27, 2003

dick in the ass

When you have an rather un comfortable feeling in your anus, then notice somthing bouncing off of your ass. That would be the dick in your ass, and balls bouncing off of your cheeks.

That whore felt my wrath when she got the dick in the ass.

by Ali T April 24, 2003