5 definitions by Alfred Miller
by Alfred Miller September 26, 2009
A Hollywood slang term for young slutty drunk blondes who try to hook up with ex boyfriends or celebrities.
Rick: That blonde Hannah Montana-looking girl tried hooking up with me after fucking her ex.
Joey: In Hollywood we call those girls Nickelodeon Shiek.
Joey: In Hollywood we call those girls Nickelodeon Shiek.
by Alfred Miller September 19, 2009
An expression referring to a married couple having sex while their kid is at a friend's house, or at school, or a sleepover, etc.
Fish: Dude what happened?
Mike: I walked in on my parents having sex and my mom looked at me and said, "When the cat is away, the mice will come out and play."
Mike: I walked in on my parents having sex and my mom looked at me and said, "When the cat is away, the mice will come out and play."
by Alfred Miller September 27, 2009
From "Zack and Miri"
Brandon: You're not my demographics so I'm not offended.
Zack: What's your demographics?
Brandon:Do you like pussy?
Zack:I do!
Brandon: Then not you!!
Brandon: You're not my demographics so I'm not offended.
Zack: What's your demographics?
Brandon:Do you like pussy?
Zack:I do!
Brandon: Then not you!!
by Alfred Miller September 15, 2009
A nod to last night's episode of "The Office."
A pair of shoes made out of kleenex boxes that a man wears when he's missing his only pair of shoes.
A pair of shoes made out of kleenex boxes that a man wears when he's missing his only pair of shoes.
Scott: What was up with Alfred's shoes? Were those kleenex?
David: No, they were kleenex shoes!
Scott: What the hell are those?
David: They're something Alfred turns to when he loses his shoes. At least he's wearing shoes, right?
Scott: Right!
David: No, they were kleenex shoes!
Scott: What the hell are those?
David: They're something Alfred turns to when he loses his shoes. At least he's wearing shoes, right?
Scott: Right!
by Alfred Miller October 9, 2009