Alex-2598's definitions

I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass

A phrase that ought to be on this site so as to preserve it in perpetuity as a culturally and aesthetically significant remark.

As expected, the phrase announces that the speaker intends to both kick bubblegum and chew ass, only to express regret that he is all out of ass to chew. Cue furious bubblegum kicking.

You think you’re the shit, huh, pal? You think you got what it takes? Well let me tell you this: I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass.

by Alex-2598 April 22, 2023

m12

Four orders of magnitude above a m8. If someone is your m12, they are not just your friend anymore, they are your soul mate.

Here is a simple chart to explain:

m7 - acquaintances

m8 - pals

m9 - really good friend

m10 - best friend

m11 - in love

m12 - soul mate

She is the love of my life, she is my m12.

by Alex-2598 April 23, 2023

All my base are belong to you

A particularly endearing Millennial love confession. It should be noted that if said to a non-millennial, there is a very high probability that it will come off as extremely confusing and likely result in your sanity (and grasp of the English language) being questioned.

John: "Sarah, all my base are belong to you."

Sarah: "Oh John, I love you too!"

Bewildered bystander: "Huh?"

Knowing bystander: "It's a Millennial thing."

by Alex-2598 April 27, 2023

Bill Clinton Gambit

A defense strategy where one seeks to extricate oneself from a bad situation by claiming to be innocent by (a usually absurd) technicality. Named for former US president Bill Clinton, who popularized this strategy in the 1990s with his creative explanations for how he didn't actually smoke weed because he didn't "inhale", and most infamously, how he didn't technically lie when he said there is no sexual relationship with Monica Lewinsky because "it depends on what the definition of "is" is."

Person 1: I just read an article about how Senator Rob Johnson claimed he didn't technically commit a crime by being involved in a plot to replace legitimate Electoral College electors with fraudulent ones in the 2020 election, because he was only involved for "a couple seconds"...

Person 2: A Republican using the Bill Clinton Gambit? Oh the sweet irony.

by Alex-2598 August 23, 2022

Tike Myson

The undefeated, undisputed toddlerweight champion of the world.

In his prime, none could match him, even Duster Bouglas was easily swept aside.

Some believe that Tike Myson might even be better than the legendary Ahammad Muli.

Viewer 1: Look at that little tike go!

Tike’s mother: That Tike is Myson!

by Alex-2598 November 15, 2022

306-232

(political humor, rare) An inevitable outcome, something that cannot be avoided no matter what one tries.

A reference to the Electoral College tally in the previous two US presidential elections, where, if you discount faithless electors, the result both times was 306-232.

Only three things in life are certain: Death, Taxes, and 306-232. There is no escape.

by Alex-2598 October 3, 2022

♭

“Flat”, from the musical notation for a flat note, not to be confused with the letter “b” to which it does bear a striking resemblance.

However, ♭ can also be used as a general replacement for the word “flat” in writing (it is always pronounced “flat”, in spite of its resemblance to “b”), much like & can substitute for “and”, or @ can stand in for “at”.

My soda tastes a bit♭

I can’t stand♭ earthers

The performance fell♭ on its face

That dress really♭ers her figure (flatters)

His♭top and♭cap are straight out of the 50s (flattop, flatcap)

My♭mates kept me up all night with their horribly♭ karaoke (flatmates)

by Alex-2598 January 19, 2021