15 definitions by Alex in East Los Angeles
The time tested excuse by all UCLA Alums when they want to get out of doing something with their wives.
"Honey, don't forget that we are meeting with my parents at 2 for lunch."
"Oh sorry babe I thought I told you I was going out with the fellas today."
"You are?"
"Yeah. Bruins at 1!"
"Oh sorry babe I thought I told you I was going out with the fellas today."
"You are?"
"Yeah. Bruins at 1!"
by Alex in East Los Angeles January 17, 2021
A person that craves attention, often times for unimportant reasons. A person that has their Facebook, Instagram, and Linked In on speed tap. Basically, your typical narcissist.
"Dude did you see that Amber posted a picture of herself bagging her own groceries and put a million thumbs up emojis?? What a Promo Sexual!"
by Alex in East Los Angeles October 27, 2021
A person who is spoiled and snobby. He may talk a good game, but is really the guy that got cut from the high school baseball team and is so self aware that he always appears to have a load in his pants.
Dude did you hear Lars talking about how he heard us talking about him? We couldn't care less about him. What a Pantload!
by Alex in East Los Angeles June 23, 2020
"Dude can you please stop?"
"I cant man, I had the steak bomb taco, now ive become a Good Will Bunting."
"I cant man, I had the steak bomb taco, now ive become a Good Will Bunting."
by Alex in East Los Angeles April 7, 2021
A 90s guy still rockin' a mullet. The high school quarterback from 1993 that just can't let the past go. Hasnt had his hair above his shoulders since junior high.
Holy crap I saw Brad at the grocery store and he was buying Combos and Mountain Dew and still had the mullett!! Talk about trapped in the 90s! What an Achy Breaky Bad Mistaky!
by Alex in East Los Angeles August 21, 2020
Taking a shit. A "one wiper". Having that sharp stomach pain where you have to run to take a dump. ."
"Aw shit mang, I knew I shouldnt have had that last burrito, now as soon as I get home I be taking a grogan."
by Alex in East Los Angeles August 28, 2014
I was at the gym and this meathead got in my face for not wearing a mask. I made the F V sign and said "whoa easy bruh Fully Vaxxed"!
by Alex in East Los Angeles May 28, 2021