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Wisdom from an old and weary man or woman who grew up in the harsh urban environment and went to the School of Hard Knocks.
Tim: "Man, yesterday I had a talk with my old uncle Joe. That dude has a lot of wizzledom. He told me how to win over ladies, how to find good deals, how to get out of legal trouble, and even how to make a kiss-ass stereo."
Gavin: "Wow, I wish my gramps had that kind of know-how, but the poor guy got alzheimers."
Gavin: "Wow, I wish my gramps had that kind of know-how, but the poor guy got alzheimers."
by Adel7 December 28, 2007
Get the Wizzledom mug.The Typing of the Dead is the best typing game ever created. This awesome and unbelievable unique game, created by Sega and with the assistance of Smilebit(to remake the game into English), forces you to learn how to type correctly. Basically, this game is the house of the dead 2 except instead of shooting the zombies with guns you shoot them with your strapped-on keyboard. This game makes you type funny and sweet phrases like "geisha waltz", "nasal wig", "bahama mama", and "hot babes". In Japan Sega is working to release "The Typing of the Dead 2" so keep your fingers crossed for it to be ported to come to the US.
Dude 1: "Hey dude, wanna come over today and play some Xbox?"
Dude 2: "Naah, man. I'd rather play The Typing of the Dead. You get to type zombies to death."
Dude 1: "WTF are you talking about? The what of the dead?"
Dude 2: "It's the best typing tutor ever. It beats the hell out of Mavic Beacon. It's really simple: Type or Die."
Dude 1: "Fashizzle. I need to work on my typing skills myself. Let me see this game."
Dude 2: "Naah, man. I'd rather play The Typing of the Dead. You get to type zombies to death."
Dude 1: "WTF are you talking about? The what of the dead?"
Dude 2: "It's the best typing tutor ever. It beats the hell out of Mavic Beacon. It's really simple: Type or Die."
Dude 1: "Fashizzle. I need to work on my typing skills myself. Let me see this game."
by Adel7 August 15, 2007
Get the The Typing of the Dead mug.The result of cost-cutting by food companies, soda companies, and fast food joints. This is not real sugar, but actually a sweetener that has been produced from corn.
Real sugar is more expensive than High Fructose Corn Syrup, and so that's why almost all soft drinks contain HFCS instead of real sugar.
And High Fructose Corn Syrup is more unhealthy for you than real sugar, and too much of it is a cause of obesity.
So when you're buying drinks that are supposed to be made out of real fruit juice from the stores, look at the ingredients. If you see High Fructose Corn Syrup, you'd be better off avoiding that product. Same goes for all other food products. You'd be amazed at the number of products with high fructose corn syrup. Look up the ingredients of all the McDonald's food and you'll be shocked by how much of it these people use in their food.
Real sugar is more expensive than High Fructose Corn Syrup, and so that's why almost all soft drinks contain HFCS instead of real sugar.
And High Fructose Corn Syrup is more unhealthy for you than real sugar, and too much of it is a cause of obesity.
So when you're buying drinks that are supposed to be made out of real fruit juice from the stores, look at the ingredients. If you see High Fructose Corn Syrup, you'd be better off avoiding that product. Same goes for all other food products. You'd be amazed at the number of products with high fructose corn syrup. Look up the ingredients of all the McDonald's food and you'll be shocked by how much of it these people use in their food.
Bill: "Dude, I'm getting addicted to Pepsi. I just love this stuff. I've been drinking it at least once a day."
Suzy: "You're slowly killing yourself, pal. That stuff is just full of High Fructose Corn Syrup. Driking that every day is definitely not a good idea. I had a friend who did that and she got a nasty kidney stone, and was warned she might get diabetes. If you're drinking it every other day or something, and you're doing some exercise, it's not so bad. But every day, plus you always sit on your ass in front of the tube, uhuh, bad idea dude."
Bill: "thanks for the heads-up. I'll try to cut down on the bubbly stuff."
Suzy: "You're slowly killing yourself, pal. That stuff is just full of High Fructose Corn Syrup. Driking that every day is definitely not a good idea. I had a friend who did that and she got a nasty kidney stone, and was warned she might get diabetes. If you're drinking it every other day or something, and you're doing some exercise, it's not so bad. But every day, plus you always sit on your ass in front of the tube, uhuh, bad idea dude."
Bill: "thanks for the heads-up. I'll try to cut down on the bubbly stuff."
by Adel7 September 8, 2007
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