Adel7's definitions

hydrocrastinate

Procrastinating drinking any liquids because one is worried that one will have to go pee during the coming few hours.

Tom: "Hey, dude, wanna get a PowerAde? I'm bout to get one now from that machine."

Jeff: "Naah I'll hydrocrastinate. I'm taking the SAT today and I can't get bothered in the middle of a section."

by Adel7 December 29, 2007

keyboard sex

Means the same as cybersex, which is pretending to have sex by typing messages in a chat room or chat program.

Keyboard sex is pretty lame if you think about it for more than ten minutes.

by Adel7 August 15, 2007

in-n-out

A restaurant chain in Cali that sells some simple but good burgers and fries. Similar to whataburger in that they use pretty good ingredients.

The name is kinda cheesy, but in-n-out is pretty good if you ask me.

by Adel7 January 1, 2008

Unconstipational

A way to respond to people who keep calling things "unconstitutional."

Feminazi: "The Constitution and Roe V. Wade clearly gives women the right to do anything they want with their whole bodies - so abortion is legal without a doubt. What you pro-lifers are saying is unconstitutional."

Pro-Lifer: No you're just being constipational. What we're suggesting is an Unconstipational way of looking at things."

by Adel7 January 3, 2008

kiddinsult

An honest, but very rude insult that kids may make to adults.

kiddinsult examples:

At the mall the other day I saw a little kid ask his mom, "Why is that lady so fat? Does she eat Burger King a lot?"

When 9 year old Tim had to get a physical for his sports, the doctor had to see his penis. Tim yelled out, "Are you a fag? Why are you looking there?"

While walking with her daughter Allison and pet dog in the morning, Sara met Jane on her route. Jane said, "lately I've been trying to lose weight, because I look so .. I mean this flabby, I mean. it's just so .. ya know.. I mean I look like a , like a a...."
Allison exclaims loudly: "Like a fat hippo, and you'll never lose all that weight."

by Adel7 January 16, 2008

charmap

Nifty windows mini-application for getting strange characters like ß , ÿ , ۞ , Þ, × , ◙, õ etc.

All the funny, wacky, abstruse, and scientific symbols are in the charmap. That's just my two¢

by Adel7 January 1, 2008

tumescence

The abstruse medical terminology for state of having a hard-on or a boner.

When I went to the doctor, he asked me if I had trouble achieving tumescence. I looked at him puzzled, and he said... "or in more common language, umm... can you get it up?"

by Adel7 January 3, 2008