Adel7's definitions

knizzle

The knight in chess.

Watch me dance my knizzle around your bitchop and crook till your kings old head drops.

by Adel7 January 12, 2008

Rush Limbaugh education

The type of education whereby all one's information about world events, politics, and religion comes from Rush Limbaugh's radio show.

Basically, an education that brings another ditto head into being. Usually causes one to be narrow-minded, ill-informed, racist, and bigoted in general.

Rush Limbaugh education:

Caller: "Hey Rush, I'm another ditto head. I've studied under you for 10 years and I feel so empowered against these phony libs."

Rush: "Hey good for you. I am indeed El Rushbo the great magnificent cheese, and I'm proud of Americans like you - real patriots willing to fight those dirty terrorists and bring freedom! Thank you, and now we have a commercial break.... Do you feel safe at home? Well, there's a new system here for fighting all kinds of intruders and it's totally 100% effective. Trust me... blah blah blah..."

by Adel7 January 16, 2008

webbed feet

Someone who was born in New Orleans. Called so because this person has gotten accustommed to getting wet, wading through flooded streets, and playing in the rain.

Born in the Crescent City, I soon got webbed feet and learned to love this city below sea level.

by Adel7 January 1, 2008

flussatizios

An exclamation of sheer joy and excitement.

Flussatizios - yes indeed! I just found a benjamin on the floor - no kidding! I feel like I'm the luckiest person alive!

by Adel7 January 1, 2008

secrunity

Security guards who really use a lot of scrutiny mixed in with it.

OH crap - here comes those secrunity guards again.

by Adel7 December 29, 2007

In a prickly pile of pig pudding predicament

Bizarre way of saying one is in a deep pile of shit.

So yesterday I got a speeding ticket and I wasn't wearing the seatbelt, and then afterwards that same day I found out that I was not really that special after all, and then add to that the fact I am flunking this course I shouldn't be flunking, plus I'm in credit card debt, oh yeah and my teeth are fugly, plus I think I might have an unnamed disease... to sum it up, I'm in a prickly pile of pig pudding predicament. Where's the nearest Taco Bell by the way? I could use a beef taco right about now.

by Adel7 January 1, 2008

tongue-twister

Phrases or words that when repeated many times make you stumble and you can't say it:

One good tongue-twister is "rhubarb" - say it 5 times quickly.

Another is the classic "she sells sea shells by the sea shore"

by Adel7 December 28, 2007