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When a couple divorces but still cohabit together. This kind of divorce is apparently dangerous, as demonstrated by the news about a Russian woman who set her ex-husband's schlong on fire while he was naked and watching TV.
They said they were together because of the high property costs over in Russia. But gosh, that's a high price to pay for that dude who had his dicked set on fire.
They said they were together because of the high property costs over in Russia. But gosh, that's a high price to pay for that dude who had his dicked set on fire.
Tom: "Hey, you know, even though Liz and I divorced - we decided that we'll still cohabit because we both could save a lot of money that way."
Matt: "Uhh... you know, not to sound like a prude or bossy or anything, but you know, that's a bad idea. No, let's make that extremely bad idea dude. For your own good dude find your own place. What you're talking about there is pseudodivorce."
Tom: "Huh? What are you talking about dude?"
Matt: "Did you hear about that poor Russian guy on the news, bro? His ex wife, who he was still living with, got really pissed at him one day and set his dick on fire."
Tom: "What!?!? Get out of here, dude. You gotta be kidding me."
Matt: "No lie, man. It was on the major news outlets. I mean, perhaps the guy was a dick and that's why she set his dick on fire, but I think their cohabitation had at least something to do with it. I mean, come on dude, is it worth the risk? And who knows what other things could happen to you in that fashion dude. I don't even want to think of it."
Tom: "You know, I think you got a point. I'm going to try to find a way for me to find my own place. And if all else fails I'll just have to head over to Uncle Joe's house."
Matt: "Yeah, I mean - better safe than sorry huh. I hope it works out for you though and you find someone else."
Tom: "Hope so man. But thanks for the advice."
Matt: "Uhh... you know, not to sound like a prude or bossy or anything, but you know, that's a bad idea. No, let's make that extremely bad idea dude. For your own good dude find your own place. What you're talking about there is pseudodivorce."
Tom: "Huh? What are you talking about dude?"
Matt: "Did you hear about that poor Russian guy on the news, bro? His ex wife, who he was still living with, got really pissed at him one day and set his dick on fire."
Tom: "What!?!? Get out of here, dude. You gotta be kidding me."
Matt: "No lie, man. It was on the major news outlets. I mean, perhaps the guy was a dick and that's why she set his dick on fire, but I think their cohabitation had at least something to do with it. I mean, come on dude, is it worth the risk? And who knows what other things could happen to you in that fashion dude. I don't even want to think of it."
Tom: "You know, I think you got a point. I'm going to try to find a way for me to find my own place. And if all else fails I'll just have to head over to Uncle Joe's house."
Matt: "Yeah, I mean - better safe than sorry huh. I hope it works out for you though and you find someone else."
Tom: "Hope so man. But thanks for the advice."
by Adel7 August 28, 2007
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Matt: "Naah, man. I guess we should... uhh.... hit the border?"
Adam: "Yeaaaaaaaaaaaahh. Chalupas, spicy chicken tacos, Taquitos, and bean burritos! Let's hit the border!"
Matt: "Aight, let's bounce."
Matt: "Naah, man. I guess we should... uhh.... hit the border?"
Adam: "Yeaaaaaaaaaaaahh. Chalupas, spicy chicken tacos, Taquitos, and bean burritos! Let's hit the border!"
Matt: "Aight, let's bounce."
by Adel7 August 27, 2007
Get the hit the border mug.Molokhia is an Egyptian soup that tastes very very good. It is sometimes eaten in other Middle Eastern countries, but mainly in Egypt. Molokhia is also known by the term "jew's mallow". Molokhia is somewhat like spinach but it is different. The soup is somewhat slimy but it tastes excellent. You may be able to find Molokhia at Middle Eastern restaurants. Molokhia goes really well with rice and diced potatoes in tomato sauce.
Ahmed: "Hey Adam, do you know where I can get Molokhia here in Lincoln? I've had it up to here with burritos and pizza. I miss the good old masry food"
Adam: "Yeah, man. I know how you feel. Apparently the nearest Middle Eastern restaurant is in Omaha. Good luck dude, and please invite me if you make some dude. I almost forgot what Molokhia was.
Adam: "Yeah, man. I know how you feel. Apparently the nearest Middle Eastern restaurant is in Omaha. Good luck dude, and please invite me if you make some dude. I almost forgot what Molokhia was.
by Adel7 August 29, 2007
Get the molokhia mug.The harsh realization that occurs when I am reminded of the huge damage Katrina caused on New Orleans. Although much work has been done, there is still a humongous amount of work left to be done.
While driving through New Orleans yesterday, I saw abandoned grocery stores with the waterline still visible and the windows all boarded up with plywood. The katrinalization that ensued caused a painful pang in my midsection.
by Adel7 August 28, 2007
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As has facetiously been said before by a friend of mine on his faceboo page, "katrina gave me the biggest blow job of my life. Never will there be another bj exactly like the Katrina BJ"
by Adel7 August 29, 2007
Get the Katrina BJ mug.Jim: "Man, I'm thinking of dropping my Psychology class. The teacher is too distracting."
Martin: "Huh? Why?"
Jim: "She's just so.... shepamster!"
Martin: "Huh? Why?"
Jim: "She's just so.... shepamster!"
by Adel7 August 29, 2007
Get the shepamster mug.Because the bean burrito from Taco Bell is known to cause lots of flatulence, it is often timely to sing the bean burrito chant after eating more than one bean burrito from Taco Bell.
John, talking to Taco Bell drive-thru worker: "I'll have 4 bean burritos please."
Kareem, sitting next to John in car: "What the fuck? 4 bean burritos? Damn, you better open all the windows and the doors while driving or else this car's going to stink up like a portapotty at the redneck eating contest."
John: "Ay, dawg, chill chill. And listen to my bean burrito chant -
Beans, beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat 'em, the more you go faster in your go-kart!
Putputputpupupup...vvvvrrrroooooom vvvroom!
Ya heard me, this surplus of methane can be used to inject some extra boost into the exhaust, thus increasing horsepower by about 2.7%. Holla back!"
Kareem, sitting next to John in car: "What the fuck? 4 bean burritos? Damn, you better open all the windows and the doors while driving or else this car's going to stink up like a portapotty at the redneck eating contest."
John: "Ay, dawg, chill chill. And listen to my bean burrito chant -
Beans, beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat 'em, the more you go faster in your go-kart!
Putputputpupupup...vvvvrrrroooooom vvvroom!
Ya heard me, this surplus of methane can be used to inject some extra boost into the exhaust, thus increasing horsepower by about 2.7%. Holla back!"
by Adel7 August 29, 2007
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