Adel7's definitions
When a couple divorces but still cohabit together. This kind of divorce is apparently dangerous, as demonstrated by the news about a Russian woman who set her ex-husband's schlong on fire while he was naked and watching TV.
They said they were together because of the high property costs over in Russia. But gosh, that's a high price to pay for that dude who had his dicked set on fire.
They said they were together because of the high property costs over in Russia. But gosh, that's a high price to pay for that dude who had his dicked set on fire.
Tom: "Hey, you know, even though Liz and I divorced - we decided that we'll still cohabit because we both could save a lot of money that way."
Matt: "Uhh... you know, not to sound like a prude or bossy or anything, but you know, that's a bad idea. No, let's make that extremely bad idea dude. For your own good dude find your own place. What you're talking about there is pseudodivorce."
Tom: "Huh? What are you talking about dude?"
Matt: "Did you hear about that poor Russian guy on the news, bro? His ex wife, who he was still living with, got really pissed at him one day and set his dick on fire."
Tom: "What!?!? Get out of here, dude. You gotta be kidding me."
Matt: "No lie, man. It was on the major news outlets. I mean, perhaps the guy was a dick and that's why she set his dick on fire, but I think their cohabitation had at least something to do with it. I mean, come on dude, is it worth the risk? And who knows what other things could happen to you in that fashion dude. I don't even want to think of it."
Tom: "You know, I think you got a point. I'm going to try to find a way for me to find my own place. And if all else fails I'll just have to head over to Uncle Joe's house."
Matt: "Yeah, I mean - better safe than sorry huh. I hope it works out for you though and you find someone else."
Tom: "Hope so man. But thanks for the advice."
Matt: "Uhh... you know, not to sound like a prude or bossy or anything, but you know, that's a bad idea. No, let's make that extremely bad idea dude. For your own good dude find your own place. What you're talking about there is pseudodivorce."
Tom: "Huh? What are you talking about dude?"
Matt: "Did you hear about that poor Russian guy on the news, bro? His ex wife, who he was still living with, got really pissed at him one day and set his dick on fire."
Tom: "What!?!? Get out of here, dude. You gotta be kidding me."
Matt: "No lie, man. It was on the major news outlets. I mean, perhaps the guy was a dick and that's why she set his dick on fire, but I think their cohabitation had at least something to do with it. I mean, come on dude, is it worth the risk? And who knows what other things could happen to you in that fashion dude. I don't even want to think of it."
Tom: "You know, I think you got a point. I'm going to try to find a way for me to find my own place. And if all else fails I'll just have to head over to Uncle Joe's house."
Matt: "Yeah, I mean - better safe than sorry huh. I hope it works out for you though and you find someone else."
Tom: "Hope so man. But thanks for the advice."
by Adel7 August 28, 2007
Get the pseudodivorcemug. An adjective meaning "without hobos" - so it's hard to fine a hobeless city with a population of over 2 million people.
Los Angeless is hobeless? Not really, they're hobeful actually. We should do something about this issue.
by Adel7 December 28, 2007
Get the hobelessmug. A person who exceeds the Environmental Protection Agency's(EPA) fuel economy ratings for automobiles.
For example, if a Honda Accord has an EPA issued miles per gallon rating of 26 miles per gallon in the city and 33 MPG on the highway, then a hypermiler will manage to get at least 35 MPG in the city and around 43 MPG on the highway.
In order to become a successful hypermiler, one must sacrifice a little bit of speed and time, and perhaps comfort. For example, by not using your air conditioner in the car you can save a good bit of fuel. Also, another way to save gas is to avoid jackrabbit starts and abrupt brakes. Another method is to turn off your car when waiting at a long red-light. Another way is to slow down while climbing up a hill and to get off the gas while going down a hill, or if you have a standard transmission, put it in neutral and even possibly turn it off. There are numerous other ways(including some that may be illegal in your state, such as drafting behind 18-wheelers on the interstate), but perhaps the most simple way is to make sure your car's tires are pumped to at least the recommended psi rating(preferably about 7 or 8 psi more), and to keep your car maintained well.
There are expert hypermilers out there, such as Wayne Gerdes, who have achieved over 100 miles per gallon using hybrid vehicles such as the Honda Insight. He has even achieved the amazing feat of getting 59 miles per gallon with a regular Honda Accord.
So what's the point of hypermiling? Basically, you save gas, and hence you save wampum. If you drive daily you can easily save an extra 200 bucks a year using these techniques - that's enough to get yourself a cool gadget or eat out at some swank places a few more times. You also drive in a more calm manner, and you even help out the environment. You can be a hypermiler with any car. Hypermiling is about the driver, not the car.
For example, if a Honda Accord has an EPA issued miles per gallon rating of 26 miles per gallon in the city and 33 MPG on the highway, then a hypermiler will manage to get at least 35 MPG in the city and around 43 MPG on the highway.
In order to become a successful hypermiler, one must sacrifice a little bit of speed and time, and perhaps comfort. For example, by not using your air conditioner in the car you can save a good bit of fuel. Also, another way to save gas is to avoid jackrabbit starts and abrupt brakes. Another method is to turn off your car when waiting at a long red-light. Another way is to slow down while climbing up a hill and to get off the gas while going down a hill, or if you have a standard transmission, put it in neutral and even possibly turn it off. There are numerous other ways(including some that may be illegal in your state, such as drafting behind 18-wheelers on the interstate), but perhaps the most simple way is to make sure your car's tires are pumped to at least the recommended psi rating(preferably about 7 or 8 psi more), and to keep your car maintained well.
There are expert hypermilers out there, such as Wayne Gerdes, who have achieved over 100 miles per gallon using hybrid vehicles such as the Honda Insight. He has even achieved the amazing feat of getting 59 miles per gallon with a regular Honda Accord.
So what's the point of hypermiling? Basically, you save gas, and hence you save wampum. If you drive daily you can easily save an extra 200 bucks a year using these techniques - that's enough to get yourself a cool gadget or eat out at some swank places a few more times. You also drive in a more calm manner, and you even help out the environment. You can be a hypermiler with any car. Hypermiling is about the driver, not the car.
Adam: "Damn, my Toyota Camry is supposed to be getting 30 miles per gallon, but instead I'm getting about 22 miles per gallon. How can you explain that? I hate how those car dealers lie."
Brad: "Look at your car douchebag. One of your tires looks like it's almost flat, you have crappy alignment, your trunk is filled with a bunch of junk, you drive like a madman, and by the way - when's the last time you got an oil change?"
Adam: "Oil change? Uhhhh... errr... what does that have to do with anything?"
Brad: "A lot. Listen up, seriously. Take care of your car, and if you want to get much better fuel economy, I got one word for you pal: hypermiler."
Adam: "What? Did you say hypermiler? I never heard of that, are you making this up?"
Brad: "OK, I got one more word for you: Wikipedia. Now go fix up your baby and read up. Then we'll talk."
Brad: "Look at your car douchebag. One of your tires looks like it's almost flat, you have crappy alignment, your trunk is filled with a bunch of junk, you drive like a madman, and by the way - when's the last time you got an oil change?"
Adam: "Oil change? Uhhhh... errr... what does that have to do with anything?"
Brad: "A lot. Listen up, seriously. Take care of your car, and if you want to get much better fuel economy, I got one word for you pal: hypermiler."
Adam: "What? Did you say hypermiler? I never heard of that, are you making this up?"
Brad: "OK, I got one more word for you: Wikipedia. Now go fix up your baby and read up. Then we'll talk."
by Adel7 August 27, 2007
Get the hypermilermug. by Adel7 December 28, 2007
Get the lithemug. If you look up the word abortion, it's original meaning is actually "an abomination."
And that usually reflects on the new, modern definition of abortion, which is to terminate a pregnancy because it is unwanted or inconvenient for the parents.
I think abortion should only be used when the life of the mother is at risk if the baby is born. Otherwise, abortion is clearly murder.
Listen up, people. This is an old lesson told many times before - the safest way to avoid getting pregnant is to avoid having sex. The second safest way is to use the rhythm method plus a condom just-in-case. The third safest way is to avoid unprotected sex, and to use a rubber or a diaphragm or some spermicide or some kind of pill.
But if you become pregnant, it is definitely morally wrong to proceed with an abortion if the reason is simply because it's an "unwanted pregnancy" or because "you can't afford it."
There are other options, such as adoption, that can be used. Also, I believe that in the long run, the parents will both be more satisfied and feel better if they avoid the abortion route.
And that usually reflects on the new, modern definition of abortion, which is to terminate a pregnancy because it is unwanted or inconvenient for the parents.
I think abortion should only be used when the life of the mother is at risk if the baby is born. Otherwise, abortion is clearly murder.
Listen up, people. This is an old lesson told many times before - the safest way to avoid getting pregnant is to avoid having sex. The second safest way is to use the rhythm method plus a condom just-in-case. The third safest way is to avoid unprotected sex, and to use a rubber or a diaphragm or some spermicide or some kind of pill.
But if you become pregnant, it is definitely morally wrong to proceed with an abortion if the reason is simply because it's an "unwanted pregnancy" or because "you can't afford it."
There are other options, such as adoption, that can be used. Also, I believe that in the long run, the parents will both be more satisfied and feel better if they avoid the abortion route.
The number of abortions carried out since Roe V. Wade was passed is estimated around 40 million. The actual numbers could very well be higher as people don't usually divulge this information. Imagine how many of those murdered unborn children could have grown up to become excellent leaders, scientists, doctors, and helpers for society.
by Adel7 September 8, 2007
Get the abortionmug. All of the New Orleans Saints fans, in all areas of the United States.
The members of the whodat nation will frequently yell "whodat" for no particular reason.
The members of the whodat nation will frequently yell "whodat" for no particular reason.
New Orleans Saints fan: "WHODAT! WHODAT! Whodat say they gonna beat them Saints."
Chicago Bears fan: "WTF did you say? Huh? Katrina should have swept you away... *starts cursing profusely and making more nasty Katrina remarks* "
Saints fan: "STFU - the Saints will demolish the Bears this year. The Saints will make your bears look like week koala bears smoking dope. As a proud member of the whodat nation I hereby bitch slap you - *POW* - WHODAT!"
Chicago Bears fan: "WTF did you say? Huh? Katrina should have swept you away... *starts cursing profusely and making more nasty Katrina remarks* "
Saints fan: "STFU - the Saints will demolish the Bears this year. The Saints will make your bears look like week koala bears smoking dope. As a proud member of the whodat nation I hereby bitch slap you - *POW* - WHODAT!"
by Adel7 September 7, 2007
Get the whodat nationmug. The best running back and one of the best receivers in the NFL. This guy will help the New Orleans Saints big time. A very strong, versatile, athletic, and competitive football player who doesn't back down from pressure.
The Saints are in a great position to win the Super Bowl. Go Saints!
The Saints are in a great position to win the Super Bowl. Go Saints!
Reggie Bush can outrun anybody, can shake off attackers like AI, and can return kickoffs like nobody's business. WHODAT!"
by Adel7 September 14, 2007
Get the reggie bushmug.