Adeadlyliquid's definitions

Geometry

Something involving shapes almost pointless. It's a 9th grade course, but most kindergardeners can figure out how to do it.

5 year old: You're taking geometry hahahaha
A dumbass 9th grader: ...

by Adeadlyliquid September 28, 2004

Yuban

A brand of coffee that people drink, I think it's columbian, but who cares. It's probably not important.

Starbucks coffee drinker: This coffee is nasty, what is it?
Me: Yuban.
Starbucks coffee drinker: No wonder it's so nasty, I don't drink cofee that doesn't cost more than $5 a cup.

by Adeadlyliquid September 29, 2004

coulrophobic

The fear of clowns. Clowns are most commonly described as (evil) people who dress up in a shitload of makeup a red nose and a wig to hide their ugly face. Their main goal is to scare and rape children (usually boys) and men. All clowns are evil,ugly, gay men.

I clown tried to fuck me and now I've been coulrophobic ever since.

Clowns have an obsession with making things out of long ballons...

by Adeadlyliquid October 20, 2004

Earl Boykins

A midget professional basketball player at 5'5" the only reason he's in the NBA is because he's faster than everyone and can make shots, also the team he plays on gets more ticket sells because people love watching a 5'5" guy guard tall point guards.

Earl Boykins is guarding Lebron James? That's a 15 inch difference.

by Adeadlyliquid September 27, 2004

stanist

Someone who is a Satanist

Jesus is a stanist, seriously.

by Adeadlyliquid November 22, 2004

blasphemous

Not relative, irrelevant.

Saying "rape" would be blasphemous to this definition...

by Adeadlyliquid November 13, 2004

Firebat

1) A starcraft character that is useless except against zerglings.

2) A baseball bat that is lit on fire, hense the term firebat.

1) My firebats are getting owned by a hydra, god damn. Why didn't he make zerglings.

2) I'm going to hit you with my firebat.

by Adeadlyliquid September 27, 2004