ANOTHERDEADROMEO's definitions

Lilith

In total truth, Lilith is a succubus who tempts males with feelings & thoughts of arousal to the point of initiating their own climaxes which she does through their bodies. It is impossible to refuse her. She never lets on her own real name, but instead makes you believe that she is another mythical figure. She always visits the same men more than once and often does so over a period of years. She may show herself to you, but during the act of intimacy, does not respond well to being pictured mentally as your mental focus being drawn to what she looks like, if you can even picture her at that time which is forbidden by her. She prefers heart to heart. Once her real identity is found out and she is asked to leave & never return, Lilith returns to seduce you one more time. She will ask you to say that you love her in the middle of your last climax. If you do not say so, she abandons you and has a spirit child that she raises to hate you, as she feels that you did not love her or your child enough to say so. If you do say it, she will go as far as she can to even more greaty pursue you (along with her others) until the end of time. This is the true story of Lilitu/Lilith, just to go along with many of the other surrounding myths. She is not benign and she can cause much trouble for a person.

This Is A True Story Of Lilitu; The Real Lilith.

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 24, 2023

Butt Wiser

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe cracker of the mind's doodie."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 24, 2023

Crack Piper

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 24, 2023

Get Born Again

With the average internet person no longer having enough enemies to keep up with supply versus demand, people have taken on every available avenue of life (both online & offline) just to take on any new possible enemy available just for a small window of a chance to tell them... "Get born again! Go shit yourself out of your own ass!" In other words, GBA (Get Born Again) & GSY (Go Shit Yourself)!

Marcy:

"Hi, Karen! Nice curtains!"

Karen:

"Why don't you get born again, Marcy? Go shit yourself out of your own ass!"

People can't make enough enemies these days to supply enough of the laugh demand. What are we resorting to?

"All around the world, people are telling each other to get born again and to go shit themselves out of their own asses!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 24, 2023

Deuter

The word deuter (or the plural form of deuters) is the basic term for fecal matter or shit, but while used as a noun in the previous case, it can also be used as a verb: as in to deuter on something. If you are ever making reference to deutering on a guy named Ron, you must say Deuter-Ron him and be specific enough to include his last name. Example: Thou shalt not Deuter-Ron-Jeremy. This word dates back all of the way to the book of Deuteronomy.

"Thou shalt not deuteronomy the way that I would deuter on to you!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 25, 2023

Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp

When a person has a Head Like A Hole by the band Nine Inch Nails that is full of Holy Water and the size of a Watermelon with a giant John Mellencamp, they have a Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp.

"Thou shalt not forsake my Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp under the rug!"

Judy: "Hey, Donna? Do you like that song called "Head Like A Hole" by Nine Inch Nails?"

Donna: "Sure! It's ok!"

Judy: "What about Holy Water? Do you like that?"

Donna: "I guess so! Why do you ask?"

Judy: "I just wanted to know if you wanted some. Say, do you like Watermelons?"

Donna: "Yes. You know I do. What are you getting at?"

Judy: "Nothing, but I scored some tickets to see John Mellencamp tomorrow. Do you want to go?"

Donna: "That would be awesome! Sure, I'll go!"

Judy: "Great! Don't forget to pack your Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 25, 2023

Ponytailing

Ponytailing is the act of pulling a ponytail out of your anus and crawling around on all fours with a horse's tail hanging out of your ass.

"Yeehaw, Mama! We're Ponytailing Now! Giddyup, Texas!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 25, 2023