ANOTHERDEADROMEO's definitions
A person who hogs the camera and contorts themselves into all kinds of positions just to be the center of the camera's attention through an entire video shooting, even at the expense of others in the film by the face-head trying to shut them out and take all of the attention on himself. A face-head can also be any celebrity that feels the need to express their unsolicited opinion on every matter under the sun without anybody ever asking for it. A face-head just feels the need to weigh in their opinion on every matter because they think that their celebrity status actually makes their opinions important when nobody really gives a damn. A face-head can also be synonymous with an attention whore.
"Have you ever seen the music video for the song 'I Alone' by the band called Live? That lead singer dude is a flaming royal face head! He doesn't want the camera to focus anywhere off of his melon for a split second. He's got the other band members fighting his gourd for any attention at all! Yeah. I alone have that hairdo anyway."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 7, 2023

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 17, 2023

A dude (usually a buffoon) who's trying to approach & woo a female like he's some kind of ultra-smooth Casanova when he's more of an idiot than a high-class prospect.
"I remember back in the day when the internet was new, all of the men wanted to splat every woman and even other men with pictures of their penises and shit, as dick alone ruled the web. Now all of the same guys are out here trying to be French Rico Suaves and shit!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 4, 2023

A statement which you respond to by saying "IN THE ASS"! You can also initiate the conversation yourself by telling someone that Jesus loves them. After hesitating a bit, you can add the additional "IN THE ASS" part to the end of your statement.
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 29, 2023

A person who pretends to like the same bands & artists that your friends like just to get accepted into your crowd & mingle with you, but when they are alone, they listen only to their old shameful bullshit music in the closet to avoid embarrassment.
"Cornelius is a Closet Bandito! He pretended to like our favorite bands & dress up cool just to hang with us. He just pretends to listen to Uglyhead. This whole time, he's been flailing his arms & dancing to Peyton Parrish in the closet!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 29, 2023

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 1, 2023

Pazu + Zeus = PaZeused. And So Shall You Be! Two In One. Two Zoos = Two By Two. Another Animal. Zoo For Two And Zu For Zu Two! Let Us Teach You How To Do The Splitz!
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 13, 2023
