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The unnecessarily confusing, obnoxious, and irritating name—also known as SARS2—made up by some genius for the virus caused by COVID-19 because apparently someone ran out of names.
Scientist 1: “This virus is getting out of hand! And we don’t have a proper name! God help us!”
Scientist 2: “How about SARS2?”
Scientist 1: “Excellent idea! Now let’s just add CoV so it doesn’t sound like a movie sequel.”
Scientist 2: “SARS-CoV-2 it is then.”
Scientist 1: “INGENIOUS! NOMINATE THIS MAN FOR THE GOD POSITION!”
Scientist 2: “How about SARS2?”
Scientist 1: “Excellent idea! Now let’s just add CoV so it doesn’t sound like a movie sequel.”
Scientist 2: “SARS-CoV-2 it is then.”
Scientist 1: “INGENIOUS! NOMINATE THIS MAN FOR THE GOD POSITION!”
by ACTethx March 31, 2020
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by ACTethx December 15, 2020
Get the Gangpang mug.A unique variation of the widely known and wildly selfish and batshit crazy female gorilla, also known as the ‘Karen,’ who are known for their characterisations as toilet paper hoarders, or anti-maskers, who pour their blood, sweat, tears, and whatever remnants of their dignity into the advancement of COVID-19, for the hope they envision that they put more people six feet under than six feet away.
NEWS: “Scientists have confirmed the existence of a new human species, separated from the Homo Sapiens, known as the PrOVIDer. From the current information we have, scientists hypothesis that they are a distant chain of humans broken off from the Homo Sapiens sixty thousand years ago. And we also have warning that they are dangerous, so should you approach them, prepare to convert to theism—if you have not—because you will spend the next ten days of your life praying that you never met them. Don’t forget the therapy fees.”
by ACTethx September 29, 2020
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Our teacher was called off by our Pro-COVID teacher for wearing a mask at work just after coming back from being sick. What a Covidiot!
by ACTethx March 30, 2020
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Follow the adventures of an aunty who attempts—in a fired-up debate so hot you can cook steak until it’s medium rare—to lower the prices of cabbages from Hanoi from $2.99 to $2.37, as well as navigating around an old uncle blocking the stall with the latest issue of every middle aged aunty’s favourite newspaper, the Chinese Lianhe Zaobao!
Don’t miss an all new heated complaining session of a parade of newlywed 31 year old men bombarding the counter 5 cashier with questions like, “Why does $30 spent equal to 1 voucher,” and, “What if I spend $29.95,” and, “Does GST count,” and best of all: “THE SELF-PAYMENT COUNTER BROKE AGAIN!”
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