A7X forever's definitions

Mindfuck

NEVER LOOK THIS UP ON GOOGLE IMAGES. By saying this I realize that it makes you want to do it more, see reverse phsycology. I'm not sure what it was that I looked up, but I saw an image that said,
"MINDFUCK
when you see it..."
By the time I finished reading the captio- AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Man I shit bricks all day after that, those images are fucking horrifying!
Just make sure you HAVE crapped and pissed before you look this up, because if you shit and piss at the same time in you pants, hahaha that would be fun to watch! Plus you'd need some new underwear, shorts, a couch, carpet, and dignity. If I could hack this page to have a mindfuck image, I would, believe me. Sadly though I can't even hack mario kart wii.

MINDFUCK
WHEN YOU SEE IT, YOU WILL SHIT BRICKS.

by A7X forever August 13, 2010

Post Orgasm Piss

Post Orgasm Piss, or P.O.P. is the piss you take after you masturbate, which feels like you are in Heaven. Something that all guys should have experienced by the age of 14, come on, users on here are probably between 13 and 20, DUH. After a good orgasm, like, an amazing one, you normally have to piss, and you are still feeling the bliss from climax. Therefore you create a second orgasm, kind of. If you do it right, once you climax you should feel a tight but good sensation in your bladder, hold it as long as you can, then piss. (in the toilet, please)

MAN! Last night I had the best Post Orgasm Piss ever!!!!!

by A7X forever August 31, 2010

Hitler Rant

Taken from the movie 'Downfall', or in German, 'Der Undertang', Hitler Rant videos are one scene from this movie with english subtitles about random subjects. One is about Hitler being gay, (my favorite) Hitler being upset about the ipad, Modern Warfare 2, and about all the Hitler rant videos on youtube.

general a: "We can escape under the city this way."
hitler: "No one must find out about my gay boyfriend there."
general a: "My fürher, the people know."
hitler: "Anyone who would take pussy...over...cock... leave the room now. *95% people leave*
hitler: HOW THE FUCK IS THIS POSSIBLE?!? ALL I DID WAS TAKE GAY QUIZES ON FACEBOOK! THEY'LL PROBABLY HACK MY ACCOUNT AND POST THE PICTURES ON 4CHAN! NOW THE WORLD KNOWS I LOVE CUM IN MY FACE! WE DON'T NEED WOEMEN! WE'LL RIP OUT THEIR VAGINAS AND UTARAY AND SHOVE THEM UP OUR ASSES! Do realize I am paraphrazing. check out the hitler rant videos on youtube!

by A7X forever August 11, 2010

Kamarov

Leader of the Russian government loyalists in cod4. You, Gaz, Price, and other members of the S.A.S. accompany Kamarov in the mission 'Safehouse'. Your team is looking for Nikoli, an informant who has been kidnapped and is being held in a small village.

Price: "Kamarov and his loyalist forces will be waiting for us on the other side of the field, let's move."
Gaz: "Are those the good Russians or the bad ones?"
Price: "Well they won't shoot us on sight if that's what you're asking."
Gaz: "Yeah well that's good enough for me."

by A7X forever November 7, 2010

Cpt. Macmillan

Aside from Gaz he is the best character in Modern Warfare 2. He appers twice in the game when Cpt. Price is having a flashback of 15 years ago. All Ghillied-Up and One Shot, One Kill are the missions in which you play as Price.

Cpt. Macmillan quotes:
"Shite! Where did he come from?"
"Pooch doesn't look too friendly."
"Are you daft?"
"The word stealth doesn't mean much to you does it?"

by A7X forever September 6, 2010

Metroid Other M

Metroid Other M is the latest installment in the Metroid game series. Metroid Other M takes place after Super Metroid. Samus is flying her ship when she encounters a distress call codenamed 'baby's cry'. She flys to a huge space station called the Bottle Ship, where she meets her former commanding officer Adam Malkovich and the 7th Platoon which she used to fight with. You will play through 3 sectors and also 2 extra ones called Main Sector, (where you begin) and Sector Zero, (where the game ends.) Sector 1 is a jungle, sector 2 is snow, and sector 3 is lava. *SPOILER ALERT* Eventually you meet a girl name Madelin Bergman or MB for short, who is a witness to a murder... one of the members on you platoon is a traitor. Anthony Higgs, a long-time friend of Samus, is thrown into the lava by Ridley, but miraculously survives. It is eventually discovered that the Galactic Federation is creating metroids to use them as a weapon. Adam Malkovich gives his life to save Samus, they have had a rough past. She was rebellious during her days in the Federation, and at the end of each briefing, Adam would say, "No objections, right lady?" Members would give a thumbs up if they understood and agreed with the briefing, but Samus gave a thumbs down. Samus makes it out fine and so does Anthony.

Metroid Other M is a must-buy game!

by A7X forever September 7, 2010

Gamer's Waist

A painful condition caused by leaning foward while sitting on a couch for a prolonged period of time. Normally comes from playing games such as Mario Kart Wii and any NFS game, where you play Wi-Fi for too long or get in a long pursuit. The remedy is simple, stop playing, stand up, (if you can) stretch, and if you have to, take off your pants.

Other conditions that may accompany gamer's waist include; Gamer's Thumb- Painful, red, possibly concave mark on your thumb. Gamer's Wrist/Gamer's Hand- A cramp that comes from holding a controller the wrong way, the feeling may remain for the entire day. Gamer's Flashback Syndrome- When you close your eyes you can still see the game, comes from playing late at night. And finally, Gamer's Foot- What happens when you play Cod4 for extended periods of time, especially during Wi-Fi matches.

by A7X forever July 22, 2010