A7X forever's definitions

Samus

An extremely sexy girl from the video game series 'Metroid'. I've never played the game, but once I saw Samus, I figured I should get the game, for, you know, the action... Every night I- er... umm... many people masturbate to her picture, just turn safesearch OFF on google images and look up 'samus porn' you'll be happy you did!

guy1: Man, at the end of Metroid Prime Trilogy when Samus took off her armor, I blew on my face!
guy2: Find naked pictures of her on google, and you'll shoot across the entire room!!!
guy2's girlfriend: What's this stuff on the wall?
guy2: Hey, did you do something with your hair? It looks great!

by A7X forever August 25, 2010

Post Orgasm Piss

Post Orgasm Piss, or P.O.P. is the piss you take after you masturbate, which feels like you are in Heaven. Something that all guys should have experienced by the age of 14, come on, users on here are probably between 13 and 20, DUH. After a good orgasm, like, an amazing one, you normally have to piss, and you are still feeling the bliss from climax. Therefore you create a second orgasm, kind of. If you do it right, once you climax you should feel a tight but good sensation in your bladder, hold it as long as you can, then piss. (in the toilet, please)

MAN! Last night I had the best Post Orgasm Piss ever!!!!!

by A7X forever August 31, 2010

AH-64 Apache

The most kick-ass helicopter in the world. Seriously, this thing can seek and destroy it's targets from so far away you can't even hear it. The coolest thing about it is that there is an aiming reticle on the visor of the weapons officer's helmet. All he has to do is look at his target, and the gun aims there too!

The AH-64 Apache, even if you can't see them, they can see you.

by A7X forever September 18, 2010

September 11

The day we mourn the massive losses from 9/11, and want to kill every Islamic assbag in the world. It should be especially interesting in Gainsville, Florida... This year is the 10th anniversary, and on Sept. 11, there is a huge football game in Gainsville. I'm not hoping for anything, but think about what could happen. To double the threat, a pastor in the same area is holding, 'Burn a Koran Day'. This guy doesn't think right, HE INVITED TERRORISTS TO COME! WHY THE FUCK WOULD HE DO THAT?! He's not a true pastor, he just spews bullshit all over Islam. I don't blame him, but it makes him look bad, especially given the fact people look up to him. I'm not kidding, this guy is fucking crazy.

On September 11, I think I'll buy an American Flag to put, (respectfully of course) on my wall instead of making the people who can kill us angry.

by A7X forever September 8, 2010

super mario galaxy 2

if you don't plan on getting this game, i recomend suicide. i got mario galaxy 1 earlier this year, and beat the game in 4 days. i've almost got all the power stars, however mario galaxy 2 offers much more of a challenge. so please, fucking do the world a favor and get the game!

guy1:"hey, are you gonna get super mario galaxy 2?"
guy 2:"no, mario is for assholes."
guy1: "AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" *goes into fit of rage* *shoots him*

by A7X forever May 31, 2010

Air Force

One of the 5 branches of the U.S. Military. Consists of some of the bravest people on this planet, including my brother-in-law. He attended R.O.T.C. training at UCF a few years ago, then married my sister, (they make a great pair) and they left for Randolf AFB in Texas for a year. Now they're stationed in Barksdale AFB in Shreveport, Louisiana. He's a navigator in a B-52 bomber, and getting deployed to Guam next year. An extremely brave guy, and a great brother! So just remember that everyone in any branch of the Military is willing to die for their country to keep all of us selfish assholes safe!

The Air Force was established in 1947, shortly after WWII. OH YEAH, and my dad flew the F-4 Phantom in his carrer, thankfully he never had to go into combat. GO USA!

by A7X forever July 11, 2010

Kamarov

Leader of the Russian government loyalists in cod4. You, Gaz, Price, and other members of the S.A.S. accompany Kamarov in the mission 'Safehouse'. Your team is looking for Nikoli, an informant who has been kidnapped and is being held in a small village.

Price: "Kamarov and his loyalist forces will be waiting for us on the other side of the field, let's move."
Gaz: "Are those the good Russians or the bad ones?"
Price: "Well they won't shoot us on sight if that's what you're asking."
Gaz: "Yeah well that's good enough for me."

by A7X forever November 7, 2010