24 definitions by A7X forever
Post Orgasm Piss, or P.O.P. is the piss you take after you masturbate, which feels like you are in Heaven. Something that all guys should have experienced by the age of 14, come on, users on here are probably between 13 and 20, DUH. After a good orgasm, like, an amazing one, you normally have to piss, and you are still feeling the bliss from climax. Therefore you create a second orgasm, kind of. If you do it right, once you climax you should feel a tight but good sensation in your bladder, hold it as long as you can, then piss. (in the toilet, please)
by A7X forever August 31, 2010
Shit... the most annoying thing ever. I got a message the other day from some bitch saying her late father died, and she wants to share her money with me. She asked if she could use MY FUCKING BANK ACCOUNT. THAT'S BULLSHIT, WHY THE FUCK WOULD I LET ANYONE NEAR IT?!?! She says she has hundreds of thousands of dollars that she wants to share, but she would take couple thousand I have. There are 2 problems with that:
a. I'm not a dumbshit
b. I'm saving up for a car.
a. I'm not a dumbshit
b. I'm saving up for a car.
by A7X forever September 10, 2010
if you don't plan on getting this game, i recomend suicide. i got mario galaxy 1 earlier this year, and beat the game in 4 days. i've almost got all the power stars, however mario galaxy 2 offers much more of a challenge. so please, fucking do the world a favor and get the game!
guy1:"hey, are you gonna get super mario galaxy 2?"
guy 2:"no, mario is for assholes."
guy1: "AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" *goes into fit of rage* *shoots him*
guy 2:"no, mario is for assholes."
guy1: "AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" *goes into fit of rage* *shoots him*
by A7X forever May 31, 2010
Possibly the most hilarious episode of South Park, in which Eric Cartman has tourettes syndrome. He is in a toy store and he hears a boy saying things like, "DUMB SHIT!!! COCK! DAMNIT FUCK! SHIT!!!" and he realizes how wonderful it would be to be able to swear without getting in trouble. "COCK! ASSHOLE! PUSSY ASSHOLE!! DICK LICKER CUMBALLS! ASS PUSSY! DICK, COCK, BLOODY VAGINAL BELTCH!
Eventually in Le Petit Tourette, he starts blurting out secrets, "I TOUCHED WIIEEEEEE WIIEEEEEEEE WIIIINTER IS A COLD TIME OF YEAR! I TOUCHED PENISES WITH MY COUSIN!
by A7X forever August 30, 2010
In 1970 when it came out, it was ok, then it became a shitty little faggot car between 1984 and 2001. '97 and '99 were the worst years, however, they've looked nice since then. Now days, when ever you see a civic from the 90's, it tends to have a front bumper, driver door, hood, and fenders that don't fit and aren't the same color. Usually red BBS wheels, an exhaust mark on what's left of the rear bumper, and you can hear the muffler sound a mile away, literally.
A Honda Civic simply can't make it over a speedbump in my neighborhood, they bottom of the car would fall apart!
by A7X forever September 15, 2010
Taken from the movie 'Downfall', or in German, 'Der Undertang', Hitler Rant videos are one scene from this movie with english subtitles about random subjects. One is about Hitler being gay, (my favorite) Hitler being upset about the ipad, Modern Warfare 2, and about all the Hitler rant videos on youtube.
general a: "We can escape under the city this way."
hitler: "No one must find out about my gay boyfriend there."
general a: "My fürher, the people know."
hitler: "Anyone who would take pussy...over...cock... leave the room now. *95% people leave*
hitler: HOW THE FUCK IS THIS POSSIBLE?!? ALL I DID WAS TAKE GAY QUIZES ON FACEBOOK! THEY'LL PROBABLY HACK MY ACCOUNT AND POST THE PICTURES ON 4CHAN! NOW THE WORLD KNOWS I LOVE CUM IN MY FACE! WE DON'T NEED WOEMEN! WE'LL RIP OUT THEIR VAGINAS AND UTARAY AND SHOVE THEM UP OUR ASSES! Do realize I am paraphrazing. check out the hitler rant videos on youtube!
hitler: "No one must find out about my gay boyfriend there."
general a: "My fürher, the people know."
hitler: "Anyone who would take pussy...over...cock... leave the room now. *95% people leave*
hitler: HOW THE FUCK IS THIS POSSIBLE?!? ALL I DID WAS TAKE GAY QUIZES ON FACEBOOK! THEY'LL PROBABLY HACK MY ACCOUNT AND POST THE PICTURES ON 4CHAN! NOW THE WORLD KNOWS I LOVE CUM IN MY FACE! WE DON'T NEED WOEMEN! WE'LL RIP OUT THEIR VAGINAS AND UTARAY AND SHOVE THEM UP OUR ASSES! Do realize I am paraphrazing. check out the hitler rant videos on youtube!
by A7X forever August 11, 2010
The most kick-ass helicopter in the world. Seriously, this thing can seek and destroy it's targets from so far away you can't even hear it. The coolest thing about it is that there is an aiming reticle on the visor of the weapons officer's helmet. All he has to do is look at his target, and the gun aims there too!
by A7X forever September 18, 2010