Forehead

The huge shiny bit of ur head. You can calculate the size of ur forehead by following these instructions.

Method:
Get some wholemeal flour, low fat butter and 3.5 eyelashes.
Put all of it into a mixing bowl and mix it up. Once its become a greyish brown colour with weird hairs sticking out from it, stuff all of the mixture into a toaster. Turn ur toaster on full heat (if you can do that) and let it toast for 10-15 mins. Once it's done, slap the 'toast' on ur forehead and leave it there for 30 mins. You will experience immense pain but that's totally normal...
After the time is up, take it off and see how many burns u got. Count the burns and the number of burns tell u what finger forehead u have. The larger the number the better...

P.S. This is mainly for Gandluris
Bruh DomSalum has 7-finger forehead.
by A-A 1 October 05, 2020
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Poop

The brown stuff that comes from ur asshole. In other and shorter words - shit.
Dayumm stop touching his shit!
Do you have a fetish for poop?
by A-A 1 January 03, 2021
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