A small little country in Oceania, its filled with sheep, barefoot people, extreme sports, and barely any black people. Their natives (Maoris) are pretty cool, they got these cool spears, hats, and totem thingy's. They are also obsessed with their neighbour, Australia.
Unfortunately, people always forget to put New Zealand in the world map, dunno why.
Also why did someone in Australia try to sell this country on eBay, no sense at all.
And if you didn't know, Old Zealand is a state in the Netherlands
Unfortunately, people always forget to put New Zealand in the world map, dunno why.
Also why did someone in Australia try to sell this country on eBay, no sense at all.
And if you didn't know, Old Zealand is a state in the Netherlands
by A really big weirdo July 24, 2022
Girl: Where are you from?
Arab: Jordan
Girl: LOLOLOL YOU WERE BORN OUT OF A SHOE LOLOLLOLOLL XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Arab: stfu
Arab: Jordan
Girl: LOLOLOL YOU WERE BORN OUT OF A SHOE LOLOLLOLOLL XDDDDDDDDDDDD
Arab: stfu
by A really big weirdo September 13, 2022
a dumb text to speech thing where a girl on Roblox goes finding friends, and stuff
it appears a lot on TikTok, sometimes on YouTube
it appears a lot on TikTok, sometimes on YouTube
Average Roblox Story:
Jenna: heeeeyyyyyyy besttttie
Carlos: i am getting 198765456789876545 robux and i dump you because you have nooooo robux, *changes avatar* byyyyye nooooooooob
Jenna: *joins ragdoll* im bored
Lilly: JOIN MY GROUP CHAAT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW
*Lilly adds Jenna to the group chat*
Xavier: ewwwwwwwww bacon kick her
Lilly: no
Carlos: OMMMGGG JENNA IS THAT YOU
Jenna: ya
Lilly: lets do a facccce reveaaaaaaal
Everyone: ok
Lilly: im lilly, im 15 and this is me *shows cute girl*
Carlos: im carlos im 16 and this is me *shows sexy boy*
Jenna: im jenna im 14 and this me *shows handsome girl*
Xavier: im xavier im 1 i mean 18 and this me *shows really cute boy*
Jenna: I SAAW THAT IMAGE FROOM GOOGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xavier: *"accidently" shows baby pic*
Lilly: I KICK UUUUUUUUUUU
*Lilly kicks Xavier from the group chat"
Everyone: thank the gooooods
Carlos: wanna play adopt me
Everyone: YAYAYAYAYYAAAAAAAA
*The end*
Jenna: heeeeyyyyyyy besttttie
Carlos: i am getting 198765456789876545 robux and i dump you because you have nooooo robux, *changes avatar* byyyyye nooooooooob
Jenna: *joins ragdoll* im bored
Lilly: JOIN MY GROUP CHAAT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW
*Lilly adds Jenna to the group chat*
Xavier: ewwwwwwwww bacon kick her
Lilly: no
Carlos: OMMMGGG JENNA IS THAT YOU
Jenna: ya
Lilly: lets do a facccce reveaaaaaaal
Everyone: ok
Lilly: im lilly, im 15 and this is me *shows cute girl*
Carlos: im carlos im 16 and this is me *shows sexy boy*
Jenna: im jenna im 14 and this me *shows handsome girl*
Xavier: im xavier im 1 i mean 18 and this me *shows really cute boy*
Jenna: I SAAW THAT IMAGE FROOM GOOGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xavier: *"accidently" shows baby pic*
Lilly: I KICK UUUUUUUUUUU
*Lilly kicks Xavier from the group chat"
Everyone: thank the gooooods
Carlos: wanna play adopt me
Everyone: YAYAYAYAYYAAAAAAAA
*The end*
by A really big weirdo July 26, 2022
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by A really big weirdo July 24, 2022
An island state in the Oceanian country of Australia, filled with actual devils, not a lot of people, and some kids went on a bouncy castle, fell off and died.
by A really big weirdo August 29, 2022
A somehow children's show about innocent people getting evilly possessed and turned into a FUCKING TRAIN. Then they have to work for some obese British guy.
kid: How is Thomas and Friends meant for kids. These guys gotta stop possessing FRICKING INNOCENT PEOPLE JUST TO TURN THEM INTO TRAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by A really big weirdo May 23, 2022