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A place that stupid idiots and the media portray to be a great place to visit or live, but in reality is a crime infested rundown shithole and the people there are rude and the food sucks.
Also known as Paris France.
Also known as Paris France.
When I went to paris, it was the most horrible place I have ever been to. The whole city was a shithole, my wallet with my id, passport, and all of my money was stolen by some little kids, all the people there were snooty little dickheads that reeked of piss and B-O, the women there are ugly as hell and don't shave their armpits, and they eat fucking snails over there. FUCKING SNAILS!!!
Don't ever go to france, it's a god damn tourist trap. No matter how glamorous the media portrays it to be, it fucking sucks donkey dick.
Don't ever go to france, it's a god damn tourist trap. No matter how glamorous the media portrays it to be, it fucking sucks donkey dick.
by A WHITE GUY July 13, 2015
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Get the Covidcaine mug.Often confused with "financially responsible" by stupid materialistic people who are extremely irresponsible with money, are likely in shitloads of debt, and have rich parents to sponge off of.
Examples of Cheap Asses:
Washing and re-using things such as paper towels, glad bags, trash bags, disposable razors, other disposables etc.....
Buying a beat up $400 clunker and driving it for 20+ years
Buying that wimpy single-ply butthole scraping dingleberry making sand paper, because it cost a whole dollar less than normal TP.
Stealing all the napkins, sporks, and ketchup packets from a fast food restaurant to take home.
Using the same tea bag/coffee filter for months at a time.
Showing up to a BYOB party with a 4 pack of steel reserve (or some other foul ass cheap beer typically consumed by alcoholics), bumming the good beers from friends all night, and leaving with said 4-pack.
Constantly "forgetting" wallet to get out of paying restaurant bills when eating out with friends.
Not tipping the waitress, even though the service and meal was satisfactory.
Examples of Cheap Asses:
Washing and re-using things such as paper towels, glad bags, trash bags, disposable razors, other disposables etc.....
Buying a beat up $400 clunker and driving it for 20+ years
Buying that wimpy single-ply butthole scraping dingleberry making sand paper, because it cost a whole dollar less than normal TP.
Stealing all the napkins, sporks, and ketchup packets from a fast food restaurant to take home.
Using the same tea bag/coffee filter for months at a time.
Showing up to a BYOB party with a 4 pack of steel reserve (or some other foul ass cheap beer typically consumed by alcoholics), bumming the good beers from friends all night, and leaving with said 4-pack.
Constantly "forgetting" wallet to get out of paying restaurant bills when eating out with friends.
Not tipping the waitress, even though the service and meal was satisfactory.
Moron: "Why can't you borrow me $5200 so I can pay off my credit card bills and support my gambling addiction? You're such a cheap ass!"
Financially responsible "cheap ass": "I won't borrow you any of my hard earned money because you'll probably end up blowing it some stupid useless shit you saw on TV, like a designer anal massager, instead of putting it towards your credit card bill anyway. Since you're unable to pay your bill, how can I trust that you'll even pay me back? Can't you get your daddy to pay it off, since he's loaded?"
Moron: "Nope, my cheap ass daddy finally got tired of my bullshit and cut me off."
Financially responsible "cheap ass": *palms forehead*
Financially responsible "cheap ass": "I won't borrow you any of my hard earned money because you'll probably end up blowing it some stupid useless shit you saw on TV, like a designer anal massager, instead of putting it towards your credit card bill anyway. Since you're unable to pay your bill, how can I trust that you'll even pay me back? Can't you get your daddy to pay it off, since he's loaded?"
Moron: "Nope, my cheap ass daddy finally got tired of my bullshit and cut me off."
Financially responsible "cheap ass": *palms forehead*
by A WHITE GUY June 14, 2017
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They’ve been telling Hippie Steve to get a haircut, or at least take a shower for years now, but he didn’t listen. Then one day while trying to enjoy the marijuanas, unwashed for days and extremely greasy, his hair went up faster than nascar. That was the most brutal hippie haircut in the history of stonerhood. RIP Hippie Steve.
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A racist term towards white people (eventhough nobody really gets offended by it).
Oldskool stoner slang for when taking too many hits in a short amount of time, then feeling nauzeated and breaking out in a cold sweat then turning pale (varies from seconds to hours).
The dog from crayon shin chen.
The old midget with 2 different sized feet on adam sandlers eight crazy nights.
A racist term towards white people (eventhough nobody really gets offended by it).
Oldskool stoner slang for when taking too many hits in a short amount of time, then feeling nauzeated and breaking out in a cold sweat then turning pale (varies from seconds to hours).
The dog from crayon shin chen.
The old midget with 2 different sized feet on adam sandlers eight crazy nights.
Yo nigga, dis a muddafuckin' chocolate fest up in dis bitch, hit up whitey.
Why do whitey gotta bring me down dawg.
Duuude, put that out for a minute, I'm having a whitey.
Why do whitey gotta bring me down dawg.
Duuude, put that out for a minute, I'm having a whitey.
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