2 definitions by A Sandwich Master
That thing when your beautiful bride ties you down to the bed with the promise of amazing head. After you are secured, she works an oversized dildo deep into your ass which, contrary to what you always thought about yourself, makes you as hard a a towel rack.
She climbs on top of you and grinds you into the mattress, forcing that canoe of a dildo even deeper into your asshole, until you are pressed flat like lunchmeat. Then she yanks out the dildo causing you to spew your mayonnaise all over your belly then goes to sleep on to of your messy belly.
She climbs on top of you and grinds you into the mattress, forcing that canoe of a dildo even deeper into your asshole, until you are pressed flat like lunchmeat. Then she yanks out the dildo causing you to spew your mayonnaise all over your belly then goes to sleep on to of your messy belly.
Nancy was tired of boring old missionary sex with Tim so she made "a" sandwich out of him on the night of his birthday.
by A Sandwich Master April 9, 2021
1. a penetrative sex act among three people, the two participants on the outside of the threesome sandwich must wear yellow rain slickers and hats the one in the middle should be completely naked. Synonyms: Really Trusting the Gorton's Fishermen, also How the Tartar Sauce is Made.
2. firm mild yellow or orange English cheese similar to cheddar.
2. firm mild yellow or orange English cheese similar to cheddar.
Man, Sally drove all the way to Massachusetts last weekend to get some authentic Double Gloucester from a couple of townies. She smells like the parking lot of a Red Lobster but looks as happy as a clam.
by A Sandwich Master October 19, 2021