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by A Minnesotan July 14, 2019
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3 inches or less have been reported for the act except one extreme occurrence of 20-30 inches.
Also referred to as Gods Bukkake as it could get even the virgin Mary pregnant; perhaps explaining immaculate conception.
...may also describe vultures vomiting up meat over Kentucky.. but...we all know that is fake news.
3 inches or less have been reported for the act except one extreme occurrence of 20-30 inches.
Also referred to as Gods Bukkake as it could get even the virgin Mary pregnant; perhaps explaining immaculate conception.
...may also describe vultures vomiting up meat over Kentucky.. but...we all know that is fake news.
God came out of the sky..must be Kentucky Meat showers. Take your birth control ladies!!
I broke Sarge everybody...must be Kentucky Meat Showers
Damn...that's a cow shaped hole in that....'boat'...Kentucky Meat Showers served again.
I broke Sarge everybody...must be Kentucky Meat Showers
Damn...that's a cow shaped hole in that....'boat'...Kentucky Meat Showers served again.
by A Minnesotan January 3, 2019
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Generally begins with a tap-tap of male genitalia (i.e. one eyed trouser snake) on a shoulder of fellow patron for attention before 'Dublin' down before the next stop
Generally begins with a tap-tap of male genitalia (i.e. one eyed trouser snake) on a shoulder of fellow patron for attention before 'Dublin' down before the next stop
Little on the nose, little in the mouth and in the ear sometimes; nothing like Dublin in Crumlin
Hey-McMann!! Ever try Dublin in Crumlin??
Oh. Is that your stop? Because Ill flick THAT lightswitch; we are ALWAYS Dublin in Crumlin
Is that a stubby thumb or is this the beginning of Dublin in Crumlin?
Hey-McMann!! Ever try Dublin in Crumlin??
Oh. Is that your stop? Because Ill flick THAT lightswitch; we are ALWAYS Dublin in Crumlin
Is that a stubby thumb or is this the beginning of Dublin in Crumlin?
by A Minnesotan June 15, 2019
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His life goal more than likely resembles a house full of Sister Wives; obedient slaves willing to please him all the way down to his hamburger helper addiction.
I.e. Walmarts version of Gods gift to women
His life goal more than likely resembles a house full of Sister Wives; obedient slaves willing to please him all the way down to his hamburger helper addiction.
I.e. Walmarts version of Gods gift to women
Gods gift to women? Ohh you mean Walmart Fabio!!
Oop. There goes Walmart Fabio with his harem of brainless slaves again. Pity they listen to that greasy haired narcissist.
Oop. There goes Walmart Fabio with his harem of brainless slaves again. Pity they listen to that greasy haired narcissist.
by A Minnesotan February 22, 2019
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'Shall we split a tangerine?'
'Oh...I am SOO going to split a tangerine tonight'
'Splitting a tangerine is a beautiful thing'
'The yeti enjoys splitting tangerines'
'Sharing is caring if a tangerine is involved *wink wink*'
'Oh...I am SOO going to split a tangerine tonight'
'Splitting a tangerine is a beautiful thing'
'The yeti enjoys splitting tangerines'
'Sharing is caring if a tangerine is involved *wink wink*'
by A Minnesotan November 6, 2018
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Hair is also freakishly amazing; jury is still out on if she sacrificed a hobo for it.
Doesnt wear uggs. She wears flip flops because clothes and shoes are prisons for our bodies.
(And we love her for it)
Hair is also freakishly amazing; jury is still out on if she sacrificed a hobo for it.
Doesnt wear uggs. She wears flip flops because clothes and shoes are prisons for our bodies.
(And we love her for it)
Princess Sandalwood has hair that rapunzel would've lost sleep over.
If Sarge ticks Princess Sandalwood off one more time im 99% sure she will curse his lego sets; and im here for it.
Princess Sandalwood>Ariel
If Sarge ticks Princess Sandalwood off one more time im 99% sure she will curse his lego sets; and im here for it.
Princess Sandalwood>Ariel
by A Minnesotan June 19, 2019
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I hear you're a masterbaker.. any tips for helping my bread stick rise?
I am the masterbaker. Prepare to be rolled out and devoured.
'Yes...pharmacy? I recently had a one night stand with a masterbaker. Now I have an unnerving scent of cinnamon from my muffin and it won't go away...tips?'
I am the masterbaker. Prepare to be rolled out and devoured.
'Yes...pharmacy? I recently had a one night stand with a masterbaker. Now I have an unnerving scent of cinnamon from my muffin and it won't go away...tips?'
by A Minnesotan December 13, 2018
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