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A long haired gent you imagine you'd run into at Walmart. Can tell he smells of grizzly wintergreen, juicy fruit and that hairspray your mom used to use.
His life goal more than likely resembles a house full of Sister Wives; obedient slaves willing to please him all the way down to his hamburger helper addiction.
I.e. Walmarts version of Gods gift to women
His life goal more than likely resembles a house full of Sister Wives; obedient slaves willing to please him all the way down to his hamburger helper addiction.
I.e. Walmarts version of Gods gift to women
Gods gift to women? Ohh you mean Walmart Fabio!!
Oop. There goes Walmart Fabio with his harem of brainless slaves again. Pity they listen to that greasy haired narcissist.
Oop. There goes Walmart Fabio with his harem of brainless slaves again. Pity they listen to that greasy haired narcissist.
by A Minnesotan February 22, 2019
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Always Yetis. Sometimes Yetis. Never Yetis.
Always Yetis. Sometimes Yetis. Never Yetis.
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My name is Mitchard. Yes. I'm classy and amazing.
James Bond has nothing on Mitchard. Mitchard shakes AND stirs.
James Bond has nothing on Mitchard. Mitchard shakes AND stirs.
by A Minnesotan February 25, 2019
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I hear you're a masterbaker.. any tips for helping my bread stick rise?
I am the masterbaker. Prepare to be rolled out and devoured.
'Yes...pharmacy? I recently had a one night stand with a masterbaker. Now I have an unnerving scent of cinnamon from my muffin and it won't go away...tips?'
I am the masterbaker. Prepare to be rolled out and devoured.
'Yes...pharmacy? I recently had a one night stand with a masterbaker. Now I have an unnerving scent of cinnamon from my muffin and it won't go away...tips?'
by A Minnesotan December 13, 2018
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Fast in nature i.e. 'now i have a machine gun👀 ho-ho-ho'
Notorious for the statement exclaimed at the end of shenanigans of 'Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!!!'
Usually done around Christmas time but not necessarily a Christmas sex act; there is much debate about this
Fast in nature i.e. 'now i have a machine gun👀 ho-ho-ho'
Notorious for the statement exclaimed at the end of shenanigans of 'Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!!!'
Usually done around Christmas time but not necessarily a Christmas sex act; there is much debate about this
Got a text from the woman last night; said to come out to the coast, we'll get together have a few laughs...thinkin she wants some of that Nakatomi Plaza'
by A Minnesotan December 8, 2019
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i.e. he sends you a gift basket of pleasure in the form of dick as you begin your slow descent to hell.
i.e. he sends you a gift basket of pleasure in the form of dick as you begin your slow descent to hell.
George Clooney had quite the case of demon-dick back in the day.
Walmart Fabio probably thinks he has a case of demon-dick but he literally just kills souls with his personality alone.
Walmart Fabio probably thinks he has a case of demon-dick but he literally just kills souls with his personality alone.
by A Minnesotan August 29, 2019
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