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Sex act.
Generally begins with a tap-tap of male genitalia (i.e. one eyed trouser snake) on a shoulder of fellow patron for attention before 'Dublin' down before the next stop
Generally begins with a tap-tap of male genitalia (i.e. one eyed trouser snake) on a shoulder of fellow patron for attention before 'Dublin' down before the next stop
Little on the nose, little in the mouth and in the ear sometimes; nothing like Dublin in Crumlin
Hey-McMann!! Ever try Dublin in Crumlin??
Oh. Is that your stop? Because Ill flick THAT lightswitch; we are ALWAYS Dublin in Crumlin
Is that a stubby thumb or is this the beginning of Dublin in Crumlin?
Hey-McMann!! Ever try Dublin in Crumlin??
Oh. Is that your stop? Because Ill flick THAT lightswitch; we are ALWAYS Dublin in Crumlin
Is that a stubby thumb or is this the beginning of Dublin in Crumlin?
by A Minnesotan June 15, 2019
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Maynards basement; this hasnt been fact checked.
NOT the site of the porn shoot for Speechless in Sheboygan. Nothing groovy about what happened there.
A front yard where turkeys tend to flock for romantic encounters.
Maynards basement; this hasnt been fact checked.
NOT the site of the porn shoot for Speechless in Sheboygan. Nothing groovy about what happened there.
A front yard where turkeys tend to flock for romantic encounters.
by A Minnesotan July 8, 2019
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Also. Tis a lonely place in Jackcity so the amount of tally marks for workout are only outdone by the amount of JACKing off done (and yes there is a tally page for that as well)
Also. Tis a lonely place in Jackcity so the amount of tally marks for workout are only outdone by the amount of JACKing off done (and yes there is a tally page for that as well)
Welcome to jackcity; where the doucheyness shines brighter than the roid glow.
Welcome to jackcity; if you can jack it you may become the town mayor.
Welcome to jackcity; where shirtless selfie mirrors are only as joyless as what they aaaactually serve at Whitecastle.
Welcome to jackcity; if you can jack it you may become the town mayor.
Welcome to jackcity; where shirtless selfie mirrors are only as joyless as what they aaaactually serve at Whitecastle.
by A Minnesotan December 19, 2018
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'Honey...were those barking spiders or were you venus glassing again?'
*points at wife in elevator* 'she really enjoys venus glassing. It wasnt me'
*points at wife in elevator* 'she really enjoys venus glassing. It wasnt me'
by A Minnesotan November 20, 2018
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I hear you're a masterbaker.. any tips for helping my bread stick rise?
I am the masterbaker. Prepare to be rolled out and devoured.
'Yes...pharmacy? I recently had a one night stand with a masterbaker. Now I have an unnerving scent of cinnamon from my muffin and it won't go away...tips?'
I am the masterbaker. Prepare to be rolled out and devoured.
'Yes...pharmacy? I recently had a one night stand with a masterbaker. Now I have an unnerving scent of cinnamon from my muffin and it won't go away...tips?'
by A Minnesotan December 13, 2018
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Fast in nature i.e. 'now i have a machine gun👀 ho-ho-ho'
Notorious for the statement exclaimed at the end of shenanigans of 'Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!!!'
Usually done around Christmas time but not necessarily a Christmas sex act; there is much debate about this
Fast in nature i.e. 'now i have a machine gun👀 ho-ho-ho'
Notorious for the statement exclaimed at the end of shenanigans of 'Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!!!'
Usually done around Christmas time but not necessarily a Christmas sex act; there is much debate about this
Got a text from the woman last night; said to come out to the coast, we'll get together have a few laughs...thinkin she wants some of that Nakatomi Plaza'
by A Minnesotan December 8, 2019
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