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A rest stop in New Hampshire where alien abductions occur; only in the 60s.
Maynards basement; this hasnt been fact checked.
NOT the site of the porn shoot for Speechless in Sheboygan. Nothing groovy about what happened there.
A front yard where turkeys tend to flock for romantic encounters.
Maynards basement; this hasnt been fact checked.
NOT the site of the porn shoot for Speechless in Sheboygan. Nothing groovy about what happened there.
A front yard where turkeys tend to flock for romantic encounters.
by A Minnesotan July 8, 2019
Get the Groovy place mug.A term only a pure douche hopped up on roids and an ego would use. Oftentimes in front of a mirror and whispers it to himself as he faintly smiles at his tally marked notebook of morning pullups...always left open so others can see (they werent pullups *cough*).
Also. Tis a lonely place in Jackcity so the amount of tally marks for workout are only outdone by the amount of JACKing off done (and yes there is a tally page for that as well)
Also. Tis a lonely place in Jackcity so the amount of tally marks for workout are only outdone by the amount of JACKing off done (and yes there is a tally page for that as well)
Welcome to jackcity; where the doucheyness shines brighter than the roid glow.
Welcome to jackcity; if you can jack it you may become the town mayor.
Welcome to jackcity; where shirtless selfie mirrors are only as joyless as what they aaaactually serve at Whitecastle.
Welcome to jackcity; if you can jack it you may become the town mayor.
Welcome to jackcity; where shirtless selfie mirrors are only as joyless as what they aaaactually serve at Whitecastle.
by A Minnesotan December 19, 2018
Get the Welcome to Jackcity mug.An instance where a wifely figure is blamed for releasing fog-demons in an elevator. Also appropriate-and more well known-for the sounds emitted from the bathroom in the morning. I.e fogged mirrors from fog-demons.
'Honey...were those barking spiders or were you venus glassing again?'
*points at wife in elevator* 'she really enjoys venus glassing. It wasnt me'
*points at wife in elevator* 'she really enjoys venus glassing. It wasnt me'
by A Minnesotan November 20, 2018
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3 inches or less have been reported for the act except one extreme occurrence of 20-30 inches.
Also referred to as Gods Bukkake as it could get even the virgin Mary pregnant; perhaps explaining immaculate conception.
...may also describe vultures vomiting up meat over Kentucky.. but...we all know that is fake news.
3 inches or less have been reported for the act except one extreme occurrence of 20-30 inches.
Also referred to as Gods Bukkake as it could get even the virgin Mary pregnant; perhaps explaining immaculate conception.
...may also describe vultures vomiting up meat over Kentucky.. but...we all know that is fake news.
God came out of the sky..must be Kentucky Meat showers. Take your birth control ladies!!
I broke Sarge everybody...must be Kentucky Meat Showers
Damn...that's a cow shaped hole in that....'boat'...Kentucky Meat Showers served again.
I broke Sarge everybody...must be Kentucky Meat Showers
Damn...that's a cow shaped hole in that....'boat'...Kentucky Meat Showers served again.
by A Minnesotan January 3, 2019
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Fast in nature i.e. 'now i have a machine gun👀 ho-ho-ho'
Notorious for the statement exclaimed at the end of shenanigans of 'Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!!!'
Usually done around Christmas time but not necessarily a Christmas sex act; there is much debate about this
Fast in nature i.e. 'now i have a machine gun👀 ho-ho-ho'
Notorious for the statement exclaimed at the end of shenanigans of 'Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!!!'
Usually done around Christmas time but not necessarily a Christmas sex act; there is much debate about this
Got a text from the woman last night; said to come out to the coast, we'll get together have a few laughs...thinkin she wants some of that Nakatomi Plaza'
by A Minnesotan December 8, 2019
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i.e. he sends you a gift basket of pleasure in the form of dick as you begin your slow descent to hell.
i.e. he sends you a gift basket of pleasure in the form of dick as you begin your slow descent to hell.
George Clooney had quite the case of demon-dick back in the day.
Walmart Fabio probably thinks he has a case of demon-dick but he literally just kills souls with his personality alone.
Walmart Fabio probably thinks he has a case of demon-dick but he literally just kills souls with his personality alone.
by A Minnesotan August 29, 2019
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