23 definitions by A Minnesotan
A term only a pure douche hopped up on roids and an ego would use. Oftentimes in front of a mirror and whispers it to himself as he faintly smiles at his tally marked notebook of morning pullups...always left open so others can see (they werent pullups *cough*).
Also. Tis a lonely place in Jackcity so the amount of tally marks for workout are only outdone by the amount of JACKing off done (and yes there is a tally page for that as well)
Also. Tis a lonely place in Jackcity so the amount of tally marks for workout are only outdone by the amount of JACKing off done (and yes there is a tally page for that as well)
Welcome to jackcity; where the doucheyness shines brighter than the roid glow.
Welcome to jackcity; if you can jack it you may become the town mayor.
Welcome to jackcity; where shirtless selfie mirrors are only as joyless as what they aaaactually serve at Whitecastle.
Welcome to jackcity; if you can jack it you may become the town mayor.
Welcome to jackcity; where shirtless selfie mirrors are only as joyless as what they aaaactually serve at Whitecastle.
by A Minnesotan December 19, 2018
Sex tapes from a man who explains fairy tales in 2 minutes or less (also explains the sex videos to completion).
Other useful explanations include the following
It's a short one this week
Greasy meat resembling a bear
Unusual downpour
How we get chapped
Other useful explanations include the following
It's a short one this week
Greasy meat resembling a bear
Unusual downpour
How we get chapped
by A Minnesotan January 4, 2019
A rest stop in New Hampshire where alien abductions occur; only in the 60s.
Maynards basement; this hasnt been fact checked.
NOT the site of the porn shoot for Speechless in Sheboygan. Nothing groovy about what happened there.
A front yard where turkeys tend to flock for romantic encounters.
Maynards basement; this hasnt been fact checked.
NOT the site of the porn shoot for Speechless in Sheboygan. Nothing groovy about what happened there.
A front yard where turkeys tend to flock for romantic encounters.
by A Minnesotan July 9, 2019
Someone who enjoys double clicking the mouse *ahem* which also (due to profession) may cause yeast infections, for males there may be a disturbing rising in the....*dough*.... also a legend in the pleasure department.
I hear you're a masterbaker.. any tips for helping my bread stick rise?
I am the masterbaker. Prepare to be rolled out and devoured.
'Yes...pharmacy? I recently had a one night stand with a masterbaker. Now I have an unnerving scent of cinnamon from my muffin and it won't go away...tips?'
I am the masterbaker. Prepare to be rolled out and devoured.
'Yes...pharmacy? I recently had a one night stand with a masterbaker. Now I have an unnerving scent of cinnamon from my muffin and it won't go away...tips?'
by A Minnesotan December 13, 2018
Sarges Birthday.
A believer of Yetis
Also.. he has an illuminati cat and knows alot about shahhhks.
Pretty awesome soul.
Happy Birthday Sarge🎉🥂
A believer of Yetis
Also.. he has an illuminati cat and knows alot about shahhhks.
Pretty awesome soul.
Happy Birthday Sarge🎉🥂
by A Minnesotan January 3, 2020
by A Minnesotan April 23, 2019
An instance where a wifely figure is blamed for releasing fog-demons in an elevator. Also appropriate-and more well known-for the sounds emitted from the bathroom in the morning. I.e fogged mirrors from fog-demons.
'Honey...were those barking spiders or were you venus glassing again?'
*points at wife in elevator* 'she really enjoys venus glassing. It wasnt me'
*points at wife in elevator* 'she really enjoys venus glassing. It wasnt me'
by A Minnesotan November 21, 2018