A Minnesotan's definitions

Venus Glassing

An instance where a wifely figure is blamed for releasing fog-demons in an elevator. Also appropriate-and more well known-for the sounds emitted from the bathroom in the morning. I.e fogged mirrors from fog-demons.

'Honey...were those barking spiders or were you venus glassing again?'

*points at wife in elevator* 'she really enjoys venus glassing. It wasnt me'

by A Minnesotan November 20, 2018

Welcome to Jackcity

A term only a pure douche hopped up on roids and an ego would use. Oftentimes in front of a mirror and whispers it to himself as he faintly smiles at his tally marked notebook of morning pullups...always left open so others can see (they werent pullups *cough*).

Also. Tis a lonely place in Jackcity so the amount of tally marks for workout are only outdone by the amount of JACKing off done (and yes there is a tally page for that as well)

Welcome to jackcity; where the doucheyness shines brighter than the roid glow.

Welcome to jackcity; if you can jack it you may become the town mayor.

Welcome to jackcity; where shirtless selfie mirrors are only as joyless as what they aaaactually serve at Whitecastle.

by A Minnesotan December 19, 2018

Groovy place

A rest stop in New Hampshire where alien abductions occur; only in the 60s.

Maynards basement; this hasnt been fact checked.

NOT the site of the porn shoot for Speechless in Sheboygan. Nothing groovy about what happened there.

A front yard where turkeys tend to flock for romantic encounters.

Turkeys were gettin it on in the front yard the other day; must've been a groovy place maaaan.

by A Minnesotan July 8, 2019

Dublin in Crumlin

Sex act.

Generally begins with a tap-tap of male genitalia (i.e. one eyed trouser snake) on a shoulder of fellow patron for attention before 'Dublin' down before the next stop

Little on the nose, little in the mouth and in the ear sometimes; nothing like Dublin in Crumlin

Hey-McMann!! Ever try Dublin in Crumlin??

Oh. Is that your stop? Because Ill flick THAT lightswitch; we are ALWAYS Dublin in Crumlin

Is that a stubby thumb or is this the beginning of Dublin in Crumlin?

by A Minnesotan June 15, 2019

January the Third

Sarges Birthday.

A believer of Yetis

Also.. he has an illuminati cat and knows alot about shahhhks.

Pretty awesome soul.

Happy Birthday Sarge🎉🥂

January the third? Probably the most holy of days in Boston aside from Tom Bradys birthday

by A Minnesotan January 3, 2020

Nakatomi Plaza

A sex act.

Fast in nature i.e. 'now i have a machine gun👀 ho-ho-ho'

Notorious for the statement exclaimed at the end of shenanigans of 'Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!!!'

Usually done around Christmas time but not necessarily a Christmas sex act; there is much debate about this

Got a text from the woman last night; said to come out to the coast, we'll get together have a few laughs...thinkin she wants some of that Nakatomi Plaza'

by A Minnesotan December 8, 2019

December the Ninth

Jordans birthday.

The Never Yeti believer.

We still love him though... so..

Happy Birthday Jordan 🎂🍾🎉

When shall we celebrate all things Jordan? December the Ninth. Because its awesome like Jordan.

by A Minnesotan December 10, 2019