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Walmart Fabio

A long haired gent you imagine you'd run into at Walmart. Can tell he smells of grizzly wintergreen, juicy fruit and that hairspray your mom used to use.

His life goal more than likely resembles a house full of Sister Wives; obedient slaves willing to please him all the way down to his hamburger helper addiction.

I.e. Walmarts version of Gods gift to women
Gods gift to women? Ohh you mean Walmart Fabio!!

Oop. There goes Walmart Fabio with his harem of brainless slaves again. Pity they listen to that greasy haired narcissist.
by A Minnesotan February 22, 2019
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Split a Tangerine

Sex act which will ultimately end in the saddest 21st birthday imaginable. 9 partners (or less) in a tent. May cause the tent to cut away from the inside so adhere to caution; do not indulge this fantasy if you happen to be travelling in a chilly climate.
'Shall we split a tangerine?'
'Oh...I am SOO going to split a tangerine tonight'
'Splitting a tangerine is a beautiful thing'
'The yeti enjoys splitting tangerines'

'Sharing is caring if a tangerine is involved *wink wink*'
by A Minnesotan November 6, 2018
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Love knows no bounds

A saying someone may say if they're wondering if cheating on a significant other counts IF the other woman is of a spiritual/ghostly origin.
'I was driven to madness by her beautiful glow inside the elevator; sorry honey!'

'....she WAS the librarian ghost from ghostbusters...so...free pass?'

'Darling..my love knows no bounds...I support all forms of life..I do NOT discriminate so...should I be getting you flowers..or?'
by A Minnesotan January 1, 2019
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Rhinoce-Rose

If Sarge was a flower he would be a Rhinoce-Rose
by A Minnesotan July 14, 2019
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December the Ninth

Jordans birthday.

The Never Yeti believer.

We still love him though... so..

Happy Birthday Jordan 🎂🍾🎉
When shall we celebrate all things Jordan? December the Ninth. Because its awesome like Jordan.
by A Minnesotan December 10, 2019
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Nakatomi Plaza

A sex act.

Fast in nature i.e. 'now i have a machine gun👀 ho-ho-ho'

Notorious for the statement exclaimed at the end of shenanigans of 'Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!!!'

Usually done around Christmas time but not necessarily a Christmas sex act; there is much debate about this
Got a text from the woman last night; said to come out to the coast, we'll get together have a few laughs...thinkin she wants some of that Nakatomi Plaza'
by A Minnesotan December 8, 2019
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Yeti Vote of 2020

Most important election of 2020. Do yetis exist. While people are worrying about those little things like our nation/future/world.. we have a (to some) controversial species..who need you. Your vote. Your voice. Choose wisely.

Always Yetis. Sometimes Yetis. Never Yetis.
the yeti vote of 2020; a movement which changed the world. One big-furry-foot at a time.
by A Minnesotan October 24, 2020
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