A Minnesotan's definitions

Love knows no bounds

A saying someone may say if they're wondering if cheating on a significant other counts IF the other woman is of a spiritual/ghostly origin.

'I was driven to madness by her beautiful glow inside the elevator; sorry honey!'

'....she WAS the librarian ghost from ghostbusters...so...free pass?'

'Darling..my love knows no bounds...I support all forms of life..I do NOT discriminate so...should I be getting you flowers..or?'

by A Minnesotan January 1, 2019

Princess Sandalwood

A brunette Ariel that actually knows how to use a fork.

Hair is also freakishly amazing; jury is still out on if she sacrificed a hobo for it.

Doesnt wear uggs. She wears flip flops because clothes and shoes are prisons for our bodies.

(And we love her for it)

Princess Sandalwood has hair that rapunzel would've lost sleep over.

If Sarge ticks Princess Sandalwood off one more time im 99% sure she will curse his lego sets; and im here for it.

Princess Sandalwood>Ariel

by A Minnesotan June 19, 2019

Walmart Fabio

A long haired gent you imagine you'd run into at Walmart. Can tell he smells of grizzly wintergreen, juicy fruit and that hairspray your mom used to use.

His life goal more than likely resembles a house full of Sister Wives; obedient slaves willing to please him all the way down to his hamburger helper addiction.

I.e. Walmarts version of Gods gift to women

Gods gift to women? Ohh you mean Walmart Fabio!!

Oop. There goes Walmart Fabio with his harem of brainless slaves again. Pity they listen to that greasy haired narcissist.

by A Minnesotan February 22, 2019

Split a Tangerine

Sex act which will ultimately end in the saddest 21st birthday imaginable. 9 partners (or less) in a tent. May cause the tent to cut away from the inside so adhere to caution; do not indulge this fantasy if you happen to be travelling in a chilly climate.

'Shall we split a tangerine?'
'Oh...I am SOO going to split a tangerine tonight'
'Splitting a tangerine is a beautiful thing'
'The yeti enjoys splitting tangerines'

'Sharing is caring if a tangerine is involved *wink wink*'

by A Minnesotan November 6, 2018

Masterbaker

Someone who enjoys double clicking the mouse *ahem* which also (due to profession) may cause yeast infections, for males there may be a disturbing rising in the....*dough*.... also a legend in the pleasure department.

I hear you're a masterbaker.. any tips for helping my bread stick rise?

I am the masterbaker. Prepare to be rolled out and devoured.

'Yes...pharmacy? I recently had a one night stand with a masterbaker. Now I have an unnerving scent of cinnamon from my muffin and it won't go away...tips?'

by A Minnesotan December 13, 2018

Nakatomi Plaza

A sex act.

Fast in nature i.e. 'now i have a machine gun👀 ho-ho-ho'

Notorious for the statement exclaimed at the end of shenanigans of 'Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!!!'

Usually done around Christmas time but not necessarily a Christmas sex act; there is much debate about this

Got a text from the woman last night; said to come out to the coast, we'll get together have a few laughs...thinkin she wants some of that Nakatomi Plaza'

by A Minnesotan December 8, 2019

December the Ninth

Jordans birthday.

The Never Yeti believer.

We still love him though... so..

Happy Birthday Jordan 🎂🍾🎉

When shall we celebrate all things Jordan? December the Ninth. Because its awesome like Jordan.

by A Minnesotan December 10, 2019