A Minnesotan's definitions
A place where a roided out male can try show off his douchey attributes. Generally has a notebook out with tallies so everyone can see how many 'pull ups' (they werent pullups) he did. Oftentimes another page will have the same amount of tallies for self pleasuring because JackCity is a lonely place.
Welcome to JackCity; where I am my own queen.
JackCity is the worst. When I cry the roids just leak out.
JackCity; where the loneliness is only overdone by the amount of 'Chad'.
JackCity is the worst. When I cry the roids just leak out.
JackCity; where the loneliness is only overdone by the amount of 'Chad'.
by A Minnesotan December 19, 2018
Get the JackCitymug. A sex act involving a flashlight OR male genitalia. Usually done on a snowy evening; preferably not in Russia as bad results have been reported.
by A Minnesotan November 5, 2018
Get the Half buried flashlightmug. Sex act which will ultimately end in the saddest 21st birthday imaginable. 9 partners (or less) in a tent. May cause the tent to cut away from the inside so adhere to caution; do not indulge this fantasy if you happen to be travelling in a chilly climate.
'Shall we split a tangerine?'
'Oh...I am SOO going to split a tangerine tonight'
'Splitting a tangerine is a beautiful thing'
'The yeti enjoys splitting tangerines'
'Sharing is caring if a tangerine is involved *wink wink*'
'Oh...I am SOO going to split a tangerine tonight'
'Splitting a tangerine is a beautiful thing'
'The yeti enjoys splitting tangerines'
'Sharing is caring if a tangerine is involved *wink wink*'
by A Minnesotan November 6, 2018
Get the Split a Tangerinemug. A long haired gent you imagine you'd run into at Walmart. Can tell he smells of grizzly wintergreen, juicy fruit and that hairspray your mom used to use.
His life goal more than likely resembles a house full of Sister Wives; obedient slaves willing to please him all the way down to his hamburger helper addiction.
I.e. Walmarts version of Gods gift to women
His life goal more than likely resembles a house full of Sister Wives; obedient slaves willing to please him all the way down to his hamburger helper addiction.
I.e. Walmarts version of Gods gift to women
Gods gift to women? Ohh you mean Walmart Fabio!!
Oop. There goes Walmart Fabio with his harem of brainless slaves again. Pity they listen to that greasy haired narcissist.
Oop. There goes Walmart Fabio with his harem of brainless slaves again. Pity they listen to that greasy haired narcissist.
by A Minnesotan February 22, 2019
Get the Walmart Fabiomug. Sex act.
Generally begins with a tap-tap of male genitalia (i.e. one eyed trouser snake) on a shoulder of fellow patron for attention before 'Dublin' down before the next stop
Generally begins with a tap-tap of male genitalia (i.e. one eyed trouser snake) on a shoulder of fellow patron for attention before 'Dublin' down before the next stop
Little on the nose, little in the mouth and in the ear sometimes; nothing like Dublin in Crumlin
Hey-McMann!! Ever try Dublin in Crumlin??
Oh. Is that your stop? Because Ill flick THAT lightswitch; we are ALWAYS Dublin in Crumlin
Is that a stubby thumb or is this the beginning of Dublin in Crumlin?
Hey-McMann!! Ever try Dublin in Crumlin??
Oh. Is that your stop? Because Ill flick THAT lightswitch; we are ALWAYS Dublin in Crumlin
Is that a stubby thumb or is this the beginning of Dublin in Crumlin?
by A Minnesotan June 15, 2019
Get the Dublin in Crumlinmug. Someone who enjoys double clicking the mouse *ahem* which also (due to profession) may cause yeast infections, for males there may be a disturbing rising in the....*dough*.... also a legend in the pleasure department.
I hear you're a masterbaker.. any tips for helping my bread stick rise?
I am the masterbaker. Prepare to be rolled out and devoured.
'Yes...pharmacy? I recently had a one night stand with a masterbaker. Now I have an unnerving scent of cinnamon from my muffin and it won't go away...tips?'
I am the masterbaker. Prepare to be rolled out and devoured.
'Yes...pharmacy? I recently had a one night stand with a masterbaker. Now I have an unnerving scent of cinnamon from my muffin and it won't go away...tips?'
by A Minnesotan December 13, 2018
Get the Masterbakermug. Most important election of 2020. Do yetis exist. While people are worrying about those little things like our nation/future/world.. we have a (to some) controversial species..who need you. Your vote. Your voice. Choose wisely.
Always Yetis. Sometimes Yetis. Never Yetis.
Always Yetis. Sometimes Yetis. Never Yetis.
by A Minnesotan October 24, 2020
Get the Yeti Vote of 2020mug.