4realazitgits's definitions

Clithanger

Any erotica or soft porn which will have women hanging on to their clits.

I watched 50 shades of grey again last night. It's such a clithanger!

by 4realazitgits March 8, 2021

Slits

Stands for subterranean linear induction transit station 🚉 to fully understand this definition you may want to reference the definition for the. Flori-cal linear induction tube. In the future of high speed rail at some point it is going to become necessary to have a transit station located deep underground close to the geographic center of the United States which would likely be somewhere in coffee county kansas. This transfer station would provide a critical nexus for the system and would allow more major Us cities to be served. In addition to a transfer station this deep underground station would also have retail restaurant space as well as residences for the wealthy. This would be similar to Frank lloyd wrights conceptual underground community broadacres. The trains themselves would be powered by a combination of pneumatics mag lev magnets and an as yet determined fuel. Passengers would have to wear'g force'suits to sustain the number of g's their bodies would have to sustain
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Slits is an idea whose time has "come"

by 4realazitgits April 22, 2021

Cousin dupree

Someone male soliciting incestual. Illicit sex with a relative. The term comes from an old steely dan song of. The same name. The chorus/refrain in the song is: "how about a kiss from your cousin dupree?"

Lisa:I'm not going to my family reunion this year. Beds:why not? Lisa: cousin dupree!

by 4realazitgits March 5, 2021

Clit cap

To take those small thumb or pinkie condoms and place it over ones clit.so as to provide manual stimulation.

I did a clit cap yesterday at work . Obviously.i had to leave my clothes on
So by the time I got home I had 5 raging orgasms!

by 4realazitgits March 10, 2021

President cheeto

Another name for donald trump. The origins of this term come from a time when trump was giving a speech in a city in ohio which he .misidentified as toledo a woman in the crowd was holding up a sign which read:"hey president cheeto we're not toledo!"hence. The term.

Since president cheeto loves kfc so much. I hear he's the new colonel sanders!

by 4realazitgits March 26, 2021

Zen dildo

A dildo that comes without attachments

After the Betty Dodson serenity workshop. We were each given our own personal zen dildo to play with.

by 4realazitgits April 1, 2021

Cuntfingeration

Basically just a fancy term for women's masturbation

I was gonna study my geometry but I ended up doing
Cuntfingeration on my "pi" instead!

by 4realazitgits April 9, 2021