4realazitgits's definitions

Comat

Airline parlance for company material. This is usually clerical and/or accounting documents which travel in a pouch in the baggage hold. Airline employees can also ship their personal effects.including perishable foods.as long as they are packed in dry ice.

Ramp lead to agents via walkie talkie:"we got 55 bags.130 pounds of mail.and 3 piece
Of comat. Lock her up in back guys. We are ready to go!"

by 4realazitgits March 5, 2021

S squared d squared

Same shit.different day

Kris: howzit goin? Ned: oh you know:s squared d squared!

by 4realazitgits March 3, 2021

Masturbasplaining

When you get caught masturbating trying to explain that you weren't actually masturbating.

Sound coming out of closed bedroom:"bzzzzzz....oooh ahhh red uhhhh!" Man:"Hon what's that noise?Are you masturbating again?" Woman:" No no! It's my neck massager I swear!" Man:" Sooooo.... You've got a clitoris on the back of your neck?" I think you're just Masturbasplaining

by 4realazitgits May 1, 2021

Wankershame blvd

The prostitution or red light district in any given town.

Whenever I'm out of town for business after I check into the hotel and put my stuff away I go down to the front desk and ask where the local wankershame blvd is.

by 4realazitgits April 1, 2021

More hella

Hella but even better. Hella x2. A form of superlative. A nod of approval
To something to
That's cool on fleek the best.

Jason: let's go check out that new craft brewery that just opened.

Scott: more hella!

by 4realazitgits March 24, 2021

From bitchita kansas

Term used to describe someone who is completely obnoxious.particularly out in public.

See that karen over there yelling at that poor guy? She must be from bitchita kansas!

by 4realazitgits March 14, 2021

Dildicate

To dedicate ones dildo to a "deeper"purpose.

I'm gonna dildicate my new dildo by breaking it in tonight. You're welcome!

by 4realazitgits April 1, 2021