4realazitgits's definitions

Pissaroni pizza

Very similar to the jizzeroni pizza 🍕 only the special ingredient is different. It goes like this: obnoxious customer= pissing on pizza=satisfied customer!

Karen and her GF s have just devoured a delicious 😋 special Pizza. When the waiter comes with the bill Karen says: that pizza was delightful! I'm bringing my husband back next week and we want to have the exact same pizza! What's. It called again? Waiter. Pissaroni pizza.

by 4realazitgits April 17, 2021

S squared d squared

Same shit.different day

Kris: howzit goin? Ned: oh you know:s squared d squared!

by 4realazitgits March 3, 2021

Assured not stakin

Minor wordplay on the classic "stirred not shaken" saying. In this case it means someone who is assured and not on the hunt for a mate.p

Bill: how was the hunting at the club last night? Bob: it was. Assured not stakin. My wife 😍 was with me.

by 4realazitgits April 23, 2021

Pos

Very old acronym for parents over shoulder. As in helicopter parents.

In dm with a friend:"have to go! Pos.cya! Bye now!

by 4realazitgits April 3, 2021

Clithanger

Any erotica or soft porn which will have women hanging on to their clits.

I watched 50 shades of grey again last night. It's such a clithanger!

by 4realazitgits March 8, 2021

Eat a thong

Literally
To run your tongue across the entire circumference of woman's thong. Warning: extra curricular activities may ensue!

I was doing an eat a thong with my gf
When I face planted her rain forest. I got a load of clit spit! Tastesaytional!

by 4realazitgits March 4, 2021

Comat

Airline parlance for company material. This is usually clerical and/or accounting documents which travel in a pouch in the baggage hold. Airline employees can also ship their personal effects.including perishable foods.as long as they are packed in dry ice.

Ramp lead to agents via walkie talkie:"we got 55 bags.130 pounds of mail.and 3 piece
Of comat. Lock her up in back guys. We are ready to go!"

by 4realazitgits March 5, 2021