4realazitgits's definitions

Zen dildo

A dildo that comes without attachments

After the Betty Dodson serenity workshop. We were each given our own personal zen dildo to play with.

by 4realazitgits April 1, 2021

Celebrihoarders

A celebrity who's also a hoarder. Brittany spears comes to mind here.

Though their mansions may look good from the outside. Celebrihoarders practically need a backhoe to plow their way through their own house.

by 4realazitgits March 21, 2021

Chowchilla bus kidnapping

Bus kidnapping in 1976 where a bus full of kids and the bus driver were buried alive near a quarry in chowchilla ca.they all finally. Escaped largely unharmed and the owners of the quarry were eventually arrested for the crime.

There have been a couple of TV movies made based on the chowchilla bus kidnapping.

by 4realazitgits April 3, 2021

Tawny peaked

When a woman baps her pendulous breasts on top of someone's head. The origins of this come from a lawsuit
That was filed by a patron of a gentlemen's club in FLA.. claiming that a dancers action of bapping her breasts on top of his head caused him neck injuring his neck.the dancers name just happened to be tawny peaks. Hence.the term

I was at the club.an this danced tawny peaked me!

by 4realazitgits March 5, 2021

I don't have words

Literally.as it sounds. Expression used when someone is shocked and dismayed about something.

"I don't have words"is what ariana grande said
After the shootings at the concert in birmingham england

by 4realazitgits March 18, 2021

Assured not stakin

Minor wordplay on the classic "stirred not shaken" saying. In this case it means someone who is assured and not on the hunt for a mate.p

Bill: how was the hunting at the club last night? Bob: it was. Assured not stakin. My wife 😍 was with me.

by 4realazitgits April 23, 2021

Masturbasplaining

When you get caught masturbating trying to explain that you weren't actually masturbating.

Sound coming out of closed bedroom:"bzzzzzz....oooh ahhh red uhhhh!" Man:"Hon what's that noise?Are you masturbating again?" Woman:" No no! It's my neck massager I swear!" Man:" Sooooo.... You've got a clitoris on the back of your neck?" I think you're just Masturbasplaining

by 4realazitgits May 1, 2021