4realazitgits's definitions

S squared d squared

Same shit.different day

Kris: howzit goin? Ned: oh you know:s squared d squared!

by 4realazitgits March 3, 2021

Celebrihoarders

A celebrity who's also a hoarder. Brittany spears comes to mind here.

Though their mansions may look good from the outside. Celebrihoarders practically need a backhoe to plow their way through their own house.

by 4realazitgits March 21, 2021

Masturbasplaining

When you get caught masturbating trying to explain that you weren't actually masturbating.

Sound coming out of closed bedroom:"bzzzzzz....oooh ahhh red uhhhh!" Man:"Hon what's that noise?Are you masturbating again?" Woman:" No no! It's my neck massager I swear!" Man:" Sooooo.... You've got a clitoris on the back of your neck?" I think you're just Masturbasplaining

by 4realazitgits May 1, 2021

Eat a thong

Literally
To run your tongue across the entire circumference of woman's thong. Warning: extra curricular activities may ensue!

I was doing an eat a thong with my gf
When I face planted her rain forest. I got a load of clit spit! Tastesaytional!

by 4realazitgits March 4, 2021

Comat

Airline parlance for company material. This is usually clerical and/or accounting documents which travel in a pouch in the baggage hold. Airline employees can also ship their personal effects.including perishable foods.as long as they are packed in dry ice.

Ramp lead to agents via walkie talkie:"we got 55 bags.130 pounds of mail.and 3 piece
Of comat. Lock her up in back guys. We are ready to go!"

by 4realazitgits March 5, 2021

Retrosettes sister band

A pub band from manchester england
Fronted by armecia Michelle harris. They were featured in the opening scenes of Paolo sorrentinos 2016 film entitled. Youth
This band primarily performs covers. Of other bands songs.

Retrosettes sister band covered candy stations "you got the love"in the opening scenes of Paolo. Sorrentinos film entitled youth.

by 4realazitgits March 28, 2021

Uncle erb

Supplier of weed
.a dealer.

I gotta meet uncle erb on the corner Tonite.

by 4realazitgits March 5, 2021