2014_chiguy's definitions

family ATM

The member of the family who everyone else has to borrow money from. This person has disposable income because he or she made all the right choices in life.

Joe: Why are you using your credit card? Is everything okay?

Tom: I let my mom borrow $200 last week. My brothers also owe me $300 each.

Joe: Family ATM?

Tom: Yep.

by 2014_chiguy August 20, 2013

respect the boner

To acknowledge that your boyfriend or husband has a boner for good reason and willingly have sex with him.

I gave you a massage for a whole hour. All I want is a quick blow job. Respect the boner.

by 2014_chiguy April 19, 2014

cube

A supernerd.
One who is as lame as six squares.
A person so uncool, he's hot.

{Joe is such a square.}
<He's beyond a square; he's a cube>

by 2014_chiguy October 15, 2006

B.F.F.

Brain fart factor. A measurement of how much obvious information you forget when you take a test. Those with a B.F.F. of .1 forget 10% of the obvious. Those with a B.F.F. of .2 forget 20%, etc.

I only studied half the material and I have a .5 B.F.F. I'm only gonna get a 25% on the test. I'm screwed.

by 2014_chiguy October 16, 2007

hashtagaholic

Someone who obsessively uses the word hashtag during conversation.

Joe: What did you do this weekend?

Mike: I binge watched Breaking Bad. Hashtag awesome.

Joe: You're a hashtagaholic. You need help.

by 2014_chiguy May 9, 2014

Glee worthy

A song that has a good chance of being featured on the tv show Glee.

Radio DJ: That was "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" by Taylor Swift. Stay tuned for your chance to win One Direction tickets.

Dude #1: That was a very Glee worthy song.

Dude #2: Yeah. I bet that shit will be on before episode four.

by 2014_chiguy September 13, 2012

booty move

an action you perform that forces someone to call you a dumb ass

James: Joe chucked a beer bottle at that cop.

Frank: What a booty move.

by 2014_chiguy December 13, 2007