2014_chiguy's definitions

marf

douche, bitch, choch, chode, lame, etc.

Dude, you're such a marf.

by 2014_chiguy January 4, 2008

go lefty

When a right handed person is forced to masturbate with his left hand

Joe: What happened to your wrist?

Mike: I sprained it at the gym. I've gotta go lefty for the next two weeks.

Joe: That sucks.

by 2014_chiguy June 5, 2013

she'll get it

synonymous to I'd hit that

Joe: Here comes Becky. She's the hottest chick in the office.

James: Yeah. She'll get it.

by 2014_chiguy November 27, 2012

rusty opportunity

The opposite of a golden opportunity. This happens when a desirable situation occurs, but the conditions are not to your liking.

Joe: You had a golden opportunity to hook up last night. What happened?

Mike: That was a rusty opportunity and you know it. I don't bang fat chicks.

by 2014_chiguy June 12, 2014

laughing tears

to laugh so hard that you cry a little

Dane Cook had me laughing tears at his show. He is truly a silly bitch.

by 2014_chiguy November 26, 2007

Smirnoff intolerant

Unable to drink Smirnoff vodka without getting sick.

Joe: What are you grabbing from the liquor store?
Moe: Some Smirnoff and Amp.
Joe: Dude, I can't drink that shit. It make me sick.
Moe: God damn! Half this fuckin' town is Smirnoff intolerant!

by 2014_chiguy April 28, 2009

go righty

When a left handed person is forced to masturbate with his right hand

Joe: What happened to your wrist?

Mike: I sprained it at the gym. I've gotta go righty for the next two weeks.

Joe: That sucks.

by 2014_chiguy June 5, 2013