2014_chiguy's definitions

1 in 4 club

Those with genital herpes. This is a reference to the fact that 1 in 4 people has genital herpes.

Joe: I went on a date with Karyn last night.
Mark: Dude, she's in the 1 in 4 club!
Joe: I won't be dating her again!

by 2014_chiguy May 4, 2008

jag master

one who screws up at the worst possible time.

did you see jason kidd lose the ball off his foot??
yup. jag master.

by 2014_chiguy December 9, 2006

You're off my Christmas card list

A phrase jokingly used around the holiday season to let someone know you don't want to be associated with them anymore.

Joe: You promised you wouldn't get drunk and act a fool at the party.

Mike: Shit happens.

Joe: You're off my Christmas card list.

by 2014_chiguy November 23, 2014

high move

Some stupid action you would perform only under the influence of drugs.

Joe: John smoked some weed yesterday and did cartwheels on the roof for two hours.

James: That was obviously a high move.

by 2014_chiguy April 29, 2007

hit the baby daddy lottery

To get knocked up by a rich man

Chick #1: Karen told me that the guy who owns the Walmart up the street got her pregnant.

Chick #2: Wow, she hit the baby daddy lottery.

by 2014_chiguy December 16, 2012

Glee worthy

A song that has a good chance of being featured on the tv show Glee.

Radio DJ: That was "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" by Taylor Swift. Stay tuned for your chance to win One Direction tickets.

Dude #1: That was a very Glee worthy song.

Dude #2: Yeah. I bet that shit will be on before episode four.

by 2014_chiguy September 13, 2012

respect the boner

To acknowledge that your boyfriend or husband has a boner for good reason and willingly have sex with him.

I gave you a massage for a whole hour. All I want is a quick blow job. Respect the boner.

by 2014_chiguy April 19, 2014