2014_chiguy's definitions

laughing tears

to laugh so hard that you cry a little

Dane Cook had me laughing tears at his show. He is truly a silly bitch.

by 2014_chiguy November 26, 2007

Smirnoff intolerant

Unable to drink Smirnoff vodka without getting sick.

Joe: What are you grabbing from the liquor store?
Moe: Some Smirnoff and Amp.
Joe: Dude, I can't drink that shit. It make me sick.
Moe: God damn! Half this fuckin' town is Smirnoff intolerant!

by 2014_chiguy April 28, 2009

SpongeBob frame

A body shape resembling that of SpongeBob SquarePants.

Joe: I heard that Jessica likes you.

Mike: She's not my type. She has a SpongeBob frame.

by 2014_chiguy March 17, 2015

coffee face

That ugly ass face people have in the morning before they drink their coffee.

Concerned husband: Honey you look awful. Are you coming down with something?

Wife: No, it's just my coffee face. Brew some shit.

by 2014_chiguy May 13, 2013

antisocial networking

A term used to describe people who rarely, if ever visit social networking sites because they have better things to do with their time. They limit their activity to 30 minutes a day. They avoid habits like changing their profile picture daily and putting every thought they have on Twitter. Most don't have an Instagram account, but the few that do avoid uploading pictures that make it seem like they're showing off.

Janet: You've only posted on the News Feed twice this whole month. What's up with that?

Mike: I'm antisocial networking.

Janet: I'm impressed.

by 2014_chiguy September 19, 2013

milarchy

A euphemism for bullshit.

That's a bunch of milarchy.

by 2014_chiguy October 15, 2006

B.F.F.

Brain fart factor. A measurement of how much obvious information you forget when you take a test. Those with a B.F.F. of .1 forget 10% of the obvious. Those with a B.F.F. of .2 forget 20%, etc.

I only studied half the material and I have a .5 B.F.F. I'm only gonna get a 25% on the test. I'm screwed.

by 2014_chiguy October 16, 2007