family ATM

The member of the family who everyone else has to borrow money from. This person has disposable income because he or she made all the right choices in life.

Joe: Why are you using your credit card? Is everything okay?

Tom: I let my mom borrow $200 last week. My brothers also owe me $300 each.

Joe: Family ATM?

Tom: Yep.

by 2014_chiguy August 20, 2013

finster

A nerd, lame, dweeb, pointdexter, or the like.

Dude, you're a total finster.

by 2014_chiguy October 15, 2006

reverse fart

This occurs when you actually try to hold in a fart. The sound of the gas rushing back into your system creates a sound just like an actual fart. Caused by guacamole and bean burritos and store brand raisin bran.

(Fart sound)
Dude 1: What the fuck dude!!!
Dude 2: It was a reverse fart, I swear.

by 2014_chiguy January 27, 2010

Lipton Tea Moment

An event that makes you wish you had some Lipton tea to sip on while making a statement that ends with, "But that's none of my business."

Joe: I had a Lipton tea moment yesterday when I saw your girlfriend's car parked outside her ex boyfriend's house.

Mike: Thanks for looking out for me. We'll have to talk.

by 2014_chiguy August 23, 2014

rusty opportunity

The opposite of a golden opportunity. This happens when a desirable situation occurs, but the conditions are not to your liking.

Joe: You had a golden opportunity to hook up last night. What happened?

Mike: That was a rusty opportunity and you know it. I don't bang fat chicks.

by 2014_chiguy June 12, 2014

high move

Some stupid action you would perform only under the influence of drugs.

Joe: John smoked some weed yesterday and did cartwheels on the roof for two hours.

James: That was obviously a high move.

by 2014_chiguy April 29, 2007

go lefty

When a right handed person is forced to masturbate with his left hand

Joe: What happened to your wrist?

Mike: I sprained it at the gym. I've gotta go lefty for the next two weeks.

Joe: That sucks.

by 2014_chiguy June 05, 2013