ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ's definitions

Saturdaddy

a divorced or separated father whose work schedule allows him to take custody of his kids only on Saturdays

He takes his kids to Playland, suffering the over-crowded, sticky-candy, ride-barfing fun - like the good Saturdaddy he is.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ April 13, 2014

Black and Blue Saturday

the day after Black Friday, when the unwashed masses recover from brutal shopping frenzies - and the corporate plutocrats tally up profits, while watching in-store videos reaffirming that the peasants do indeed deserve ruthless subjugation.
(see youtube: black friday fights)

For the retail giants, there's never anything black or blue about Black and Blue Saturday.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ November 21, 2012

arsissism

excessive love or admiration of one’s own buttocks \ arsissist: one who engages in arsissism

Whether it was a touch of OCD or full on arsissism I couldn’t say -- but in every car and shop window we passed, she would gaze at the reflection of her dazzling derrière.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 7, 2011

sponer

noun; portmanteau of ‘sports’ and ‘boner’; athletic metaphor meaning: a team or an athlete performs so well that it effects one sexually; applies to both men and women; verb: sponerise

Man, those Seahawks are giving the entire Pacific Northwest a sponer!

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 6, 2013

hh

short for hand hug: "hand hug: Similar to a high five, except for as soon as your palms touch, you each wrap your thumb around the other's hand."

~ Urban Dictionary entry, by Maggalaggadingdong May 29, 2006

While playing partners pool, I tried to high-five her, and she changed it to an hh.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 7, 2013

Winstice

a festive celebration of winter solstice \ conversely, 'Sumstice' is celebrated at summer solstice

His family didn't keep Christmas, but they partied hearty on Winstice: December 21.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 19, 2009

crack of dawn

a wakeup hit of rock that gets one on his/her feet and able to compete with the other urban zombies for enough cans or whatnot to afford more crack

I recognized a guy who was once a top jock at school - now, crouched behind a dumpster, smoking his crack of dawn.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 16, 2013