ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ's definitions

Q-cumbersome

When a word has too many Qs

All of these words are just too Q-cumbersome:
Albuquerque; equivoque; quaquaversal; querquedule; quinquagesima; quinquangular; quinquarticular;

quinqueangled; quinquedentate; quinquedentated;

quinquefarious; quinquefid; quinquefoliate; quinquefoliated;

quinqueliteral; quinquelobate; quinquelobared; quinquelobed; quinquelocular; quinquenerved; quinquennial; quinquennium; quinquepartite; quinquereme;

quinquesyllable; quinquevalve; quinquevalvular; quinquivalent; subquinquefid

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 13, 2010

prose-yak

Poorly-written, non-lyrical poetry -- which you should never listen to while driving, or operating heavy machinery.

I tried to stay focused, but after a half-hour of that never-ending prose-yak, my brain switched to Stand By.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 9, 2009

Shopping Nazis

when superstores, such as Safeway, corruptly remove and expel certain products because their exceptional quality and popularity eclipses that of the cheap imitations of these same products, which bear the superstore’s brand name

whenever a good product comes along and keeps getting sold of the selves, the Shopping Nazis soon come up with a cheapo knockoff and destock the good one that people want, dishonestly pretending it’s an unpopular item.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 20, 2012

trollable

when one has enough celebrity or internet presence for trolls to deem him/her worthy of harassment

"The only thing worse than being trolled is not being trollable." ~ Wild Oscar Fish

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 16, 2012

DVR catch-up

'DVD catch-up' is when, while recording a game or other TV event on your DVR, you start watching the recording from the beginning - and as you come to the ads, timeouts, etc., you fast-forward through them, thus slowly catching-up on the event in real time.

Uncle Tony is so good at DVR catch-up, he usually syncs up with real-time just after the final ad.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 9, 2013

hoodwanked

verb, past tense / to have been hoodwinked by someone you consider to be a wanker.

Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, hoodwanked me.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 18, 2016

juggersnot

A huge impending sneeze you know you can't prevent.

As soon as my dentist's hot assistant started on me, I felt a monster juggersnot coming on.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 22, 2009