crack of dawn

a wakeup hit of rock that gets one on his/her feet and able to compete with the other urban zombies for enough cans or whatnot to afford more crack
I recognized a guy who was once a top jock at school - now, crouched behind a dumpster, smoking his crack of dawn.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ February 17, 2013
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geekquinox

when a geek does something great, and he/she passes into the realm of coolness
At the heart of any great website, you're bound to find that a geekquinox has occurred.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 31, 2010
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wiper-tempo

the way windshield wipers act like metronomes and can dangerously affect the speed at which people drive in the rain – i.e., increasing rainfall = increasing wiper speed = increasing vehicle speed.
There’d be way fewer accidents in the rain, if they’d reinvent windshield wipers, eliminating wiper-tempo.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 06, 2014
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Afghaniscram

Afghaniscram /noun/ a hastey withrawel from Afghanistan
Since before Alexander the Grate, armies have been pulling afghaniscrams.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 25, 2021
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Shopping Nazis

when superstores, such as Safeway, corruptly remove and expel certain products because their exceptional quality and popularity eclipses that of the cheap imitations of these same products, which bear the superstore’s brand name
whenever a good product comes along and keeps getting sold of the selves, the Shopping Nazis soon come up with a cheapo knockoff and destock the good one that people want, dishonestly pretending it’s an unpopular item.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 21, 2012
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LOI

When she heard her betrothed would wed another, she was crying on the outside, but LOI.
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China Syndrome Girl

meaning a woman so hot, she’s burning a hole in the planet / usually referenced by acronym CSG / amalgam of term for the resulting effect of a nuclear reactor core meltdown, known as ‘China Syndrome’, and David Bowie song ‘China Girl’
It was like an old John Hughes movie: a nerd like him getting a date with a China Syndrome Girl like her.
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 20, 2013
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